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aislyn ([info]aislyn) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-06-07 11:24:00


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Cute Overload wank...and it's not even over animals!
Theo, one of the admins at Cute Overload recently celebrated his anniversary by visiting a B&B that has some resident cats. Upon his return, he posts pictures and commentary about the B&B, along with pics of said cats. Comments range from the congratulatory, to the silly, and Jaye (Theo's sweetie) posts links to similar animal-themed lodgings.

HR is angry because this post does not contain the expected level of cute. CO regulars pretty much take this in stride, telling HR to chill out and maybe go on a romantic trip of his/her own. Mariser recognizes that HR is probably a troll, but makes an effort to explain why regulars are interested in Theo's trip.

HR just won't go away, and takes this opportunity to complain that teh internets are making everyone think their boring lives are interesting!!111! Alice calls HR a "grumpyface", and others pipe up with "no one's forcing you to read it."

HR is now angry that she has to read at all because reading is teh hard and she wants cuteness! She admits that she never actually "reads" the site, and then kindly permits everyone to share personal info as long as it's kept off the main page. And good lord, she's a NY'er (yeah, cause people don't already think we're rude).

The wank continues, with HR going off on some sort of philosophical tangent that I don't really understand, and bemoaning the fact that OMGZ no one is even listening to what I'm saying!!!11! With that, HR appears to take her toys home, but lucky for us KG chimes in with a belated "I agree with HR".

Suddenly, others pipe up with "too much text, not enough cute," including people named CB and KB (hrm...has HR decided to just post many times using different letters?).

ETA: Damn...they went and deleted it. Oh well, the "baby bites kitten" wank is still going strong.


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[info]azawakh
2006-06-07 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Don't like it? SCROLL, motherfuckers. You don't have to read every new piece of text that pops up on the page.

I'm gonna go look at the soccer-playing alpaca again, because it makes me happy.

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[info]puipui
2006-06-07 05:16 pm UTC (link)
SCROLL, motherfuckers.

This desperately needs to be on an icon. Preferably one featuring Samuel L. Jackson, all "SCROLL, MOTHERFUCKERS! CAN YOU USE IT?"

Oh, if only I had Photoshop on this computer! Woe!

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[info]azawakh
2006-06-07 05:20 pm UTC (link)
Hee! That would be beautiful. I only wish I had a fraction of the PS skill for all the icon ideas that crawl out of the primordial ooze.

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[info]toph
2006-06-07 05:52 pm UTC (link)
Done and done. Not fantastic, but useable. Sadly, I could not find a good Angry Yelling Samuel picture; guns will have to suffice.

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[info]puipui
2006-06-07 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Awesome. *yoinks #2*

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[info]mookie
2006-06-07 06:04 pm UTC (link)
The Pulp Fiction version makes me smile, and Mr. Jackson commands me to take it and make it my own.

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[info]dramedy
2006-06-07 06:08 pm UTC (link)
hahah yay. I LURVE Sammy J. ganking nummer 2

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(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-06-07 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wanktastic, 2006-06-07 09:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]madelfdisease, 2006-06-08 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-06-08 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - catatonia, 2006-06-08 07:35 am UTC

[info]mindset
2006-06-07 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Here ya go. :)

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-06-07 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-06-07 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marginalsanity, 2006-06-07 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-06-07 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2006-06-08 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-06-08 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sneakykitty, 2006-06-07 09:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2006-06-07 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-06-07 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crevette, 2006-06-07 10:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jetwolf, 2006-06-07 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adinaj69, 2006-06-07 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2006-06-07 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]karnythia, 2006-06-08 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2006-06-09 10:40 am UTC

[info]sashenka
2006-06-08 01:20 am UTC (link)
I think it would also work well with Mr. T.

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[info]aislyn
2006-06-07 05:34 pm UTC (link)
I love that alpaca! Even my boyfriend, who thinks my obsession with cute is a little weird, admitted to liking that alpaca.

/wants an alpaca

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[info]dramedy
2006-06-07 04:31 pm UTC (link)
HR Puffenstuf is just bored after his TV series was canceled. He wants the cute so he canjackoff feel happy.

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[info]mathilde
2006-06-07 05:12 pm UTC (link)
When the "friendship" involves nothing even remotely resembling dissent or intelligent discourse, then it's just a mutual admiration society. Everybody here loves everybody and everything -- and a point in every direction is the same as no point at all.

My friendships don't involve all that much dissent or intelligent discourse either. Mostly, it's fart jokes, TMI and total agreement and/or petty squabbles. No intelligent discourse here - that's what professors are for!

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[info]rowan
2006-06-07 06:01 pm UTC (link)
I wanna stay at that hotel! I love old-fashioned bed and breakfasts. And it has a TURRET. How can you not love the turret?!

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[info]threegoldfish
2006-06-07 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Deleted. Bummer. But hey, the baby/kitten post is up to almost 300 comments. I don't think the baby squishing mastiff got that many!

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[info]dark_puck
2006-06-07 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I wonder why they deleted it... I mean, it was cute too!

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[info]threegoldfish
2006-06-07 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, that's pretty out of character for the site. The owner usually doesn't seem to care how much people freak out. And it's not like she hasn't posted high text posts before - mostly comment quotes and the like. Very odd.

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(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2006-06-07 08:03 pm UTC

[info]toph
2006-06-07 06:39 pm UTC (link)
I don't think the baby squishing mastiff got that many!

Well, duh! That one was about a baby in danger. The kitten one's about a kitten in danger. Kitten beats baby like scissors beats paper, apparently.

Which probably means mastiff beats kitten like rock beats scissors. Squish!

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[info]adora_spintriae
2006-06-09 10:41 am UTC (link)
Whoa dude. What's going on in your icon? And where can I get me some.

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(no subject) - [info]toph, 2006-06-09 05:39 pm UTC

[info]dreamoflife02
2006-06-07 06:57 pm UTC (link)
No, it's not. It's still there for me.

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[info]threegoldfish
2006-06-07 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Have you cleared your cache? because when I go to the site, the B&B post is gone and there's a new one about polar bears.

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(no subject) - [info]dreamoflife02, 2006-06-07 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]threegoldfish, 2006-06-07 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamoflife02, 2006-06-07 08:37 pm UTC

[info]marginalsanity
2006-06-07 07:57 pm UTC (link)
It's still there for me, too, as are the comments when I click on them.

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-06-08 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marginalsanity, 2006-06-08 07:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2006-06-08 03:00 pm UTC

[info]hearsawho
2006-06-07 08:05 pm UTC (link)
I think Meg froze the comments on that one if I remember right.

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[info]littlebitca
2006-06-07 10:50 pm UTC (link)
"somebody's a grumpyface"? Well, that just tells us everything we need to know about the level of this dialog, doesn't it? (Really, there are no words...)

Oh, I don't know about that. I offer "Cuteness" and "Overload."

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[info]shark
2006-06-08 04:05 pm UTC (link)
It continues to mystify me how something so cute could wind up here so often.

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[info]che
2006-06-11 06:20 am UTC (link)
trust me, people, it's not deleted. this is the first time i've read this wank/the link and it's completely up and all there.

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