A post in that bastion of sanity ohnotheydidnt discusses the eternal triangle of fascination that is Brad Pitt, his new master babymomma, and the woman he done wrong. Since said wrongdoing most have been more or less on the side of the jilted wife, but hope1972 has decided to liven up the debate by taking us back to 1952. Yay time-travel! In this world, all normal women want babies as soon as the meet their twu wuv, nobody should get married if they don't want kids, nobody on the internet speaks Russian (except hope1972), and everyone on the internet is 15 (with the exception, once again, of hope1972, who has WAY more life experience than you could ever hope to have, matey).

The wanker's English may be to blame for some of the batshittery, but there's definitely plenty of genuine splooge there, and still growing!