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emiweebee ([info]emiweebee) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-06-14 15:47:00


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Teensy ONTD animal wank!
A pic post featuring Kevin Federline's off-leash pitbull puppy spawns animal wank in the comments. Fun bits include self-righteous pit lovers who downplay the issue of animals being hit by cars, "My dog died in my arms", and "OMG pits are teh ev0l, right?"

I made one comment before deciding it would be much more fun to post it here than end up in a raging fight and on i_wank. :D


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[info]mouseykins
2006-06-14 08:12 pm UTC (link)
But it's soooooo cute...

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[info]emiweebee
2006-06-14 08:14 pm UTC (link)
OMG yes, cute puppy. I really love those steel grey ones; their eyes make such an amazing contrast. Saw this gorgeous one at Pet Smart, but it was in puppy class and already not paying attention, so I said nothing.

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[info]hallidae
2006-06-14 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Eh...Personally, I'm laughing harder at Hilary Duff, who's dancing dangerously close to invoking Ebert's Law in that commentary.

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[info]emiweebee
2006-06-14 08:20 pm UTC (link)
OMG MY FANS!

I love that. God forbid you grow as an artist, or expand your fanbase...

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pink_lightning
2006-06-15 05:02 am UTC (link)
Didn't Rob Schneider invoke it a few months ago? That was beautiful. He's even stupid in real life! XD

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[info]rogue
2006-06-14 08:28 pm UTC (link)
I'd love to see, but LJ appears to be down..

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[info]azawakh
2006-06-14 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Poor pits. On one side, you have people going OMGZ KILLER CROCODILE DOGS; on the other, so many OMGZ SWEETEST FLAWLESSEST DOGGY ANGELS EVAR HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT DOWNSIDES

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[info]avari
2006-06-14 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Whenever I hear someone got mauled or badly bit by a dog, it's a pitbull.

Is this an epidemic? There were quite a few dog attacks these days in France - iirc, three kids dead and one maimed for life in just ten days. The dogs involved were American staffordshires and rottweilers. Another dog entered a nursery schoolyard but the teachers managed to keep the kids safe. So the dog settled on eating a cat - in front of the toddlers. Yicks!

Consequently, politicians are planning on banning those "dangerous" breeds definitely. I'm not against banning, but what would be really neater is banning stupid people from getting dogs - or getting any kind of pet. Or kids. Or a car.

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[info]joie
2006-06-14 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Kfed isn't smart enough to figure out a dogleash. That's a fact people.

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[info]moonjaguar
2006-06-14 09:15 pm UTC (link)
That dress Nicole Ritchie's wearing would look real cute on her if she actually had something to put in it, like a little meat on her bones. Otherwise it looks like a cross between an old curtain and a lampshade.

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[info]the_wanlorn
2006-06-14 09:19 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe I'm saying this, but that dog is probably safer off a leash. I can totally see KFed letting it run around loose, but with the leash dragging along behind it. And then the leash getting caught in something not-good and OOPS NO MORE DOG.

At least he might be a smart enough pup not to get hit by a car. Nothin' doin' if a dangling leash gets caught in an axle while he's running across the road, though*.

*Seen it happen. Not pretty.

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[info]nicolae
2006-06-14 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Aw, puppy!

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[info]jynaalisabeth
2006-06-14 11:46 pm UTC (link)
cats dont eat babies like unleashed pitbulls do

Yeah because all unleashed pitbulls eat babies. < / sarcasm >

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[info]seiberwing
2006-06-14 11:52 pm UTC (link)
The odd thing is I just woke up from a dream about getting bitten by a random non-pitbull dog.

I don't see why they need the kerfuffle. Some dogs are well-trained enough to stay by their owners and they don't even know where he's walking around with the unleashed pet.

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iwanttobeasleep
2006-06-15 12:01 am UTC (link)
Fuck pitbulls, a cat chased a bear up a tree.

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[info]mcity
2006-06-15 12:40 am UTC (link)
Isn't this all about a dog that's generally used as a penis with teeth?

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[info]pokecheck
2006-06-15 01:24 am UTC (link)
cats dont eat babies like unleashed pitbulls do

Yeah. Cats use utensils properly and wipe the corners of their mouths with napkins.

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reposted to include an actual subject in my sentence - go me! - [info]puipui, 2006-06-15 08:23 am UTC
Re: reposted to include an actual subject in my sentence - go me! - [info]pokecheck, 2006-06-15 09:57 am UTC
Re: reposted to include an actual subject in my sentence - go me! - [info]wickedwitch, 2006-06-15 03:11 pm UTC
Re: reposted to include an actual subject in my sentence - go me! - [info]pokecheck, 2006-06-15 08:36 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 01:52 am UTC (link)
I hope one day when that dog is running around and around the house it knocks over that horrid accident and kills it. Then maybe Slutney will realize she had no business having children.

- Sarasa on LJ

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rachelthedemon
2006-06-15 02:06 am UTC (link)
Ignoring the wank because OMGPUPPY! *squee!*

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(no subject) - [info]misakichi, 2006-06-16 05:16 am UTC

[info]honorh
2006-06-15 02:12 am UTC (link)
We should take up a collection so the vet'll fix him at the same time as the dog.

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[info]chibicurmudgeon
2006-06-15 02:49 am UTC (link)
Am I the only one who doesn't think pits are cute? For dogs, they're pretty farkin' homely. But, y'know, that doesn't make them any more violent than dachsunds (which are so adorable it hurts). XP

And as for the bitch several pics down, freckles much? Maybe if we make fun of them enough she'll try to have them all removed and die.

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(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2006-06-15 03:33 am UTC
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[info]feloniousfeline
2006-06-15 03:20 am UTC (link)
I'll refrain from making any comments on the pitbull and just say that I think K-Fed needs a shock collar.

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[info]freezer
2006-06-15 04:02 am UTC (link)
I'm constantly bemused at the amount of attention so-called killer breeds like pits and rottweilers get, while notouriously unpredictably violent breeds like chows skate under the radar.

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pink_lightning
2006-06-15 05:03 am UTC (link)
Ignoring the wank and puppy because OMGUSHER! *droooooool*

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(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 04:02 pm UTC (link)
This wank is really just an excuse for everyone to get out all their good "dingoes pitbulls ate my baby" or "Lassie My pitbull pulled me out of a burning barn" stories.

-jennybunny

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