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The Fourth Impact ([info]fourth_impact) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-06-15 01:53:00


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Current mood:Gobsmacked

The Wank That Will Not DIE!
I'm sure there's plenty of people who are tired of hearing about breastfeeding wank. But to those of you who aren't, here's a couple more wanks.

Today, Suetrys posts about the Good Old Days, when mothers fed their babies however they wanted, and they didn't judge each other at all. Responses range from OMG, troll!", "Your experience means nothing!", "This is a DEBATE community, dummy!", and "UR 2 OLD 2 B ON TEH INTERNETS!".

Afterward, Prime Radiant tries to parody the wank by posting to the comm as her mother.

Still not enough? Okay then. How about this super megawank with nearly 800 comments? Thankfully, there's wank about things other than boobies in there - like the function of the clitoris (though it does dovetail back into more boobie wank).

(And yes, the boob nazis did see the online articles currently posted in [info]clairvoyantwank. However, it's surprisingly civil. Will post here if it asplodes.

Oh, and it's also been suggested that we should start a boobie wank comm, what with the piles of breastfeeding wank. Thoughts?)




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[info]adora_spintriae
2006-06-15 08:22 am UTC (link)
I think everyone in this wank needs to STFU and stick a boob in their mouth instead.

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(no subject) - [info]dwarfjen, 2006-06-15 08:27 am UTC
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[info]zinkchan
2006-06-15 08:29 am UTC (link)
*looks at the links*

Mommy?

Seriously, I got into an argument with my mother yesterday about breastfeeding simply because she believes that I couldn't live up to my full potential because I was bottlefed and that my younger siblings will all do better than me in life because she breastfed them.

All because I said that I'll feed my hypothetical children how ever I damn well please and don't see anything inherently wrong with daycares.

Zink-chan

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[info]wolfsamurai
2006-06-15 08:40 am UTC (link)
Dear wankers,

Can we go back to admiring and lusting after the boobies instead of using them as a focal point for your stupidity?

No love,
Me

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(no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2006-06-15 12:28 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 09:23 am UTC (link)
I will restrain from just making a post that says 'ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH'.

A mother that chooses not to breastfeed her baby, for whatever reason (yes, even 'it's icky', or 'I don't want to ruin my breasts') is not a bad parent until she proves otherwise. There are advantages to breast-feeding, yes, but there are advantages to formula-feeding too. One being that both parents can formula feed, and yes, I know about the breast pump, but that is a limited supply and the parent that did not give birth can't really top it up, and ys, I know some people who breastfed use formula as a supplement. That's not the point. There is a lot more to being a good parent than breast vs. bottle. How about making time to bond with your baby? I know breatfeeding helps, but there are other ways of getting skin-to-skin contact. The immune system kickstart is an advantage from the breastfeeding, but an advantage doesn't equal "the only right way to nourish a child". All in all, I don't think anyone has the right to judge any parent as a bad one for something so ludicrous as they chose to bottle feed.

But then again, I was bottle fed. So maybe I just can't comprehend the wonders of breast milk because of my vastly lower intelligence.

-no_utopia @ LJ

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(no subject) - [info]fourth_impact, 2006-06-15 09:32 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 09:52 am UTC (link)
This is just making them look worse by the second. How dare a woman rely on her experience of 50 years! U r teh 2 old 4 the interwebz get out now!

Just because her experience is different from others does not make it any less valid. They are the narrowist bunch of hypocrites I have ever seen.

and Prime Radiant really needs to go out and see reality.

Cally7

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(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 10:21 am UTC (link)
Wow, some women are scarily over-invested in their children. It was nice to see one sane woman say that she doesn't parent to impress, she just parents the way she wants to.

For God's sake, can't a woman make her own decision about what to do with her body without bearing the wrath of a bunch of twisted internet hypocrites.

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[info]khym_chanur
2006-06-15 10:45 am UTC (link)
"UR 2 OLD 2 B ON TEH INTERNETS!".

I never quite get that. Its okay for younger people to have no lives, but not okay for older people?

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(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 11:01 am UTC (link)
They really are all crazy, aren't they...
Is it bad that I've taken to lurking on Booju_mooju just to watch the lunacy?

[marymac.livejournal.com]

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[info]lidane
2006-06-15 11:26 am UTC (link)
This has to be my favorite thread in that monster 800+ comment wank:

http://community.livejournal.com/booju_mooju/435979.html?thread=33818891#t33818891

Why? Because [info]prime_radiant admits that she doesn't have kids. That makes all of her incessant wankage during this nipplegate nonsense that much funnier to me.

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Puzzled Mousie
(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 12:13 pm UTC (link)
Hmmmm... this wank puzzles me. I mean, in my country breast-feeding is the rule (as in 'while on the bus and noboby really cares, as long as the baby shuts up') and formula is not widely used (and if it is, it's used as a suplement but most of the times cow milk is used instead of it) so I really don't get this whole fight over how to feed your baby. Here, it's more like 'You can FEED it, what a wonderful parent you are'. So... is this crazy people as crazy in real life? Because if it is, damn. I'm sorry for you.
-Mousie from the 3rd World

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Re: Puzzled Mousie - [info]zyna_kat, 2006-06-15 01:12 pm UTC
Re: Puzzled Mousie - (Anonymous), 2006-06-15 06:28 pm UTC
Re: Puzzled Mousie - [info]magic_lilybean, 2006-06-15 01:35 pm UTC
Re: Puzzled Mousie - [info]smo, 2006-06-15 02:40 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2006-06-15 12:14 pm UTC (link)
I like how [info]cynica makes comments like this: "There's such a difference between making a selfish choice and BEING selfish."

Uh, right. Isn't making a selfish choice BEING selfish? Nice passive-aggressive backpedalling.

So, if I said boob nazis were making fucking batshit crazy choices, I'm not actually saying THEY are batshit? Whee! Go loopholes!

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(no subject) - rachelthedemon, 2006-06-16 12:01 am UTC

pink_lightning
2006-06-15 12:17 pm UTC (link)
If I may say briefly, there was NOTHING good about the good ol' days unless you enjoyed polio, McCarthyism, gender roles, and "his and her" drinking fountains. >.< Dammit, even 'Cars' pulled that shit. Rarrr.

Otherwise, I concur. Enough wank. Let's enjoy de boobies.

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(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 01:24 pm UTC (link)
What I love is the OMG, FORMULA IS POISON! Children DIE from it, do you hear me, children DIE! I looked that information up on the internet, I KNOW!

Children die from it, eh? Okay, boob_nazi's. NAME ONE. And not one you got off the fucking internet, I want you to name a baby that you know whose death certificate says, "Death due to formula." Because as far as I can see, it's impure water in poor countries that can cause death, not formula. That's like saying the lemonade killed the guy, not the cyanide he mixed into it!

C'mon, bring it on.

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(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-06-15 02:38 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-16 04:03 pm UTC
actually, babies die from *breastfeeding* - (Anonymous), 2006-06-16 02:04 am UTC
2 links - (Anonymous), 2006-06-16 02:11 am UTC
Re: actually, babies die from *breastfeeding* - rachelthedemon, 2006-06-16 01:22 pm UTC
Re: actually, babies die from *breastfeeding* - [info]chibicurmudgeon, 2006-06-16 04:16 pm UTC
Re: actually, babies die from *breastfeeding* - [info]alexielnet, 2006-06-18 09:10 am UTC
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[info]isntitironic
2006-06-15 01:26 pm UTC (link)
Y'know what this wank needs?

[info]jassa.

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[info]magic_lilybean
2006-06-15 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Re: the idea of a BF wank community... I'm not sure. I'd visit a Harry Potter wank community, and do. But BF wanks, I don't think I would.

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[info]oxydosic
2006-06-15 02:40 pm UTC (link)
[info]prime_radiant needs to be kicked off the planet.

That being said, i don't think there's a need for a seperate BF wank comm. Unless this proves to have the sheer capacity and staying power of Harmonian wank, i think it'd be a waste.

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[info]missdaisy
2006-06-15 02:55 pm UTC (link)
There was a news bit about the same things as the NY Times article on last night and I started yelling at the TV and my poor husband, who wasn't even around when I didn't breastfeed.

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[info]lovelypoet
2006-06-15 03:44 pm UTC (link)
from http://community.livejournal.com/booju_mooju/435979.html?thread=33890571#t33890571

Babies aren't allergic to breastmilk

Wow, thank you, internet genius, for that sweeping declaration of fact. I'll be sure to tell my mother that the army of doctors who diagnosed me were wrong. It'll do wonders for her "I was a horrible parent, can you ever forgive me" guilt complex. I might even be able to get a car out of it this time.

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(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-06-15 05:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolediver, 2006-06-16 01:17 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 03:54 pm UTC (link)
Prime_radiant is such a fucking idiot. It actually hurts me to read her comments. I'm half convinced that her entire life is fictional because I can't believe that she's at law school and I don't want to believe that a baby is going to be exposed to her crazy.

Actually, it hurts me to think of all of the babies exposed to the crazy booju_mooju mothers.

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(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Your clitoris' sole biologic purpose is for pleasure. Your vagina is for your husband's pleasure second and birthing babies first.

. . . because God forbid some women be capable of orgasm solely through penetration.

Also, won't someone think of the lesbians?

—hobbit-kicking mouse

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2006-06-16 08:09 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 04:10 pm UTC (link)
15 months pregnant, eh? Someone called her an elephant; I don't think she got it. (Elephants have an uber long gestation period.) Or maybe they weren't being as clever as I thought.

So, once a kid is old enough for solids, do the Boob Nazi's just feed them whatever they want? Like, McDonald's everyday? Since obviously breast feeding will counteract bad nutrition later on in life. Alllll you need is boobie juice, and you will be perfectly healthy for the rest of your life! You don't even have to worry about silly things like immunizations! Go out and enjoy life! (Come on, natural selection...I know you have hepatitis or tetanus or *something* saved up just for these people...)

~fatolliecat

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[info]quinctia
2006-06-15 04:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh god, what is it with the idiots that are saying "OMG there are polysaccharides in FORMULA."

There are polysaccharides in all MILK. The main one is LACTOSE. That's what makes it a suitable food. The body burns carbohydrates.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-06-15 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Ah shit - mods, if anyone wanks to a comment I made in the booju_mooju wank, I apologize! I was looking in the wrong window and hit "reply" for the wrong post. I deleted it seconds after it went through, but I'm praying to God nobody repeats the post.

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(Anonymous)
2006-06-15 05:28 pm UTC (link)
A) man...a lot of this BF wank makes my skin crawl, but I think the part that unnerves me the most is that we have some SERIOUS! people defending their children's lives (yes! this is all a matter of life and death!) and their civil liberties! ZOMG its a debate for all ages! ...and yet at best they can only refer to their breasts as boobies.
Anyone? Anyone else bothered when people argue about how they know so much and they still say BOOBIES?
Just me then?

B) I must be psychic because I knew watching Showbiz Tonight yesterday there'd be some wank of this nature. Surprisingly enough, haven't seen mention, so I must have been the only person watching.
(In short, there was a rally for the government to STOP airing commercials telling women to breastfeed because, wow what a concept, women can figure out what to do without the government butting in and commanding it. I thought for sure the Nazis would be all over that debate.)

I think I'm going to call my parents up now and thank them for being mostly normal - it seems they're of a rare breed these days.

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[info]dramedy
2006-06-15 05:42 pm UTC (link)
They did a bit on breastfeeding on my local news. I didn't watch it, but I thought ti was funny that the "breastfeeding controversy" has spread to middle of nowhere IL.

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