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Eilan ([info]eilan) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-06-22 16:13:00


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Yep, HIM again
[info]fpb really, really doesn't know when to shut up.

Warning: This might be tl;dr in parts

Exhibit 1:
In front of this sort of evidence, it might at least be admitted that, whatever one might want to think of my manners, I had made the right enemies. But that is not what happened. Instead, the moderator in charge of the discussion banned me from the community, while allowing all sort of scum to make insulting remarks about me. The excuse for this, if you please, was that the thread was not about me. Not about me, you see, but certainly about insulting and defaming me.

Exhibit 2: And so, the Nameless Wonder, without the courage to sign his name, without the life experience to know love and loss, without the aesthetic understanding to tell the difference between the character and the author, and with less manners than a monkey, concluding his display of ignorance, folly, persecution-mindedness, and yelping stupidity, with a closing rant of which a Neapolitan street kid would be ashamed - pretending at some sort of superiority even as his shrill tone and empty verbiage condemns him to the dustcart of near-illiterates - and wanders off, his folly unpunished and his rants undisturbed, because his enabler, Pirate Jenny, wants this sort of behaviour to go on..

(Backstory can be found on his f_w wiki entry

I am trying not to get mad at him too much, because he has a small point hidden in there, but really... it's auch a classic [info]fpb rant...



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[info]tunxeh
2006-06-22 02:52 pm UTC (link)
He should be so happy! This post really is about him.

He's been all over some other people's LJ's recently, replying to almost every comment as if they were his own posts. Quite annoying.

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[info]llama_treats
2006-06-22 02:55 pm UTC (link)
My kingdom for an editor!

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[info]ingrid
2006-06-22 03:03 pm UTC (link)
That's a whole lotta blah-blah-blah. And wah-wah-wah.

My eyes hurt.

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(no subject) - [info]ingrid, 2006-06-22 03:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2006-06-22 03:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ingrid, 2006-06-22 03:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2006-06-22 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-22 05:05 pm UTC

[info]bunny
2006-06-22 03:04 pm UTC (link)
FPB is always good for laugh. His writing style is just too funny.

Are we sure he isn't one msscribe's socks?

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(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-06-22 03:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-22 03:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anne_noonlight, 2006-06-22 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-22 03:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anne_noonlight, 2006-06-22 03:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-22 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-06-22 09:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2006-06-22 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2006-06-22 05:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-06-22 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-22 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-22 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2006-06-23 08:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2006-06-23 05:38 am UTC

[info]waltraute
2006-06-22 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Musical parodies!!!

FPB the Knife

Pyrate Jenni

Both=win.

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(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-06-22 03:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-06-22 03:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-22 04:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2006-06-22 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2006-06-22 05:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2006-06-22 07:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-06-23 03:38 am UTC

[info]issendai
2006-06-22 03:42 pm UTC (link)
*blinks*

*blinks some more*

Uh. Lemme see if I've digested this right.

Asatru and many other Norse-based neo-pagan groups have racist wings that they try hard to separate themselves from. [info]pyratejenni is Asatru. Therefore she must be racist. BUT HE'S NOT SAYING SO NO SIRREE HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM ON THAT BECAUSE HE SPECIFICALLY SAID SHE WASN'T A RACIST--*ahem*.

Also, [info]pyratejenni has clearly named herself after a character by Bertolt Brecht, therefore she is evil BUT HE'S NOT SAYING THAT EITHER NOT AT ALL STOP PUTTING WORDS IN HIS MOUTH--*ahem*.

Plus, he and his thesaurus are having a deep, committed relationship, and it's feeling neglected lately, so it's told him that unless he takes it out on the town more often, it's leaving him.

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(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2006-06-22 03:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-22 03:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theantifooosh, 2006-06-22 09:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-22 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]figgy, 2006-06-22 04:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2006-06-22 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-22 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2006-06-22 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-22 06:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2006-06-22 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-22 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2006-06-22 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-22 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2006-06-22 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2006-06-22 08:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2006-06-22 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-22 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-22 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scarah2, 2006-06-23 06:49 pm UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2006-06-22 03:48 pm UTC (link)
From the first exhibit:

A couple of words about this moderator. The first thing I found out about her is that she is a member of Asatru. And Asatru is a neo-pagan community that spends half its time denying persistent rumours that they are neo-Nazi or at least racists.

The reason that the Asatru have to deny such rumors is not necessarily indicative of the rumors having truth.

Another example -- Judaism has spent centuries denying persistent rumors of blood libel, which ultimately has its roots not in fact, but in anti-Semitism.

Still another example -- FPB has been trying to bolster rumors of his own logical faculties, which ultimately seem to be based more on his own rapaging ego rather than any actual fact.

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2006-06-22 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-06-22 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-22 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]figgy, 2006-06-22 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2006-06-23 06:21 am UTC

[info]nebbieq
2006-06-22 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Christ, somebody needs to get him a pepto for that verbal diarrhea.

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[info]microclimate
2006-06-22 03:49 pm UTC (link)
*reads his Wiki entry*

O...kay! He sees Nazis everywhere, doesn't he? Poor chap.

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-06-22 07:09 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]microclimate, 2006-06-22 08:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2006-06-23 03:08 am UTC

[info]lulinda
2006-06-22 03:52 pm UTC (link)
He's like fandom's Bill O'Reilly.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-06-22 04:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2006-06-22 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-22 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2006-06-23 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annaham, 2006-06-24 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gun, 2006-06-22 09:57 pm UTC

[info]issendai
2006-06-22 03:56 pm UTC (link)
without the life experience to know love and loss, without the aesthetic understanding to tell the difference between the character and the author, and with less manners than a monkey, concluding his display of ignorance, folly, persecution-mindedness, and yelping stupidity, with a closing rant of which a Neapolitan street kid would be ashamed - pretending at some sort of superiority even as his shrill tone and empty verbiage condemns him to the dustcart of near-illiterates - and wanders off

Mmm, projection.

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(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-22 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-06-22 04:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhiannonmr, 2006-06-22 04:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2006-06-22 05:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-06-22 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-06-22 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theantifooosh, 2006-06-22 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-06-22 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lykomancer, 2006-06-22 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2006-06-22 09:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lykomancer, 2006-06-22 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-06-22 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2006-06-22 09:57 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-06-22 04:18 pm UTC (link)
His "logic" hurts.

And from watching his run-ins with others, I've learnt one thing:

The more he feels his position weakening, the longer his posts get. Judging by this, he needs to get poked (or ignored, which seems to be the same for him) some more until he goes into full attack mode.

I can't help but feel amused by the fact that he has a "polemic" tag on that one entry.

~eviemouse

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(no subject) - [info]theantifooosh, 2006-06-22 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-06-22 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-22 11:20 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-06-22 04:19 pm UTC (link)
That is one hell of a long, pointless sentence...

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(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-06-22 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-23 02:37 am UTC

[info]anne_noonlight
2006-06-22 04:41 pm UTC (link)
He's like hearing a dictionary talk. You can read it, and there are a lot of words, but the damn thing isn't going anywhere but the end of the alphabet.

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(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2006-06-22 11:38 pm UTC

[info]wankprophet
2006-06-22 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Okay, fpb, you hate the FA mods. We mock them but don't hate them. We mock you. You're now confused. So let me explain how it works:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The friend of my enemy is my enemy. The enemy of my friend is my enemy unless s/he is also the enemy of my enemy, in which case s/he is my friendly enemy. The friend of my friend is my enemy's enemy if my friend is the enemy of my enemy. The friend of my enemy's enemy is my friend unless I'm the friend of my enemy's enemy, in which case the friend of my enemy's enemy is me.

So, in conclusion, none of this is actually relevant. You're just being fuckwitted.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-22 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-06-22 05:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2006-06-22 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theantifooosh, 2006-06-22 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-06-22 07:07 pm UTC
Random Doctor Who comment - [info]kijikun, 2006-06-22 10:39 pm UTC
Re: Random Doctor Who comment - [info]goblin, 2006-07-05 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-06-23 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-23 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2006-06-23 08:51 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-06-22 05:03 pm UTC (link)
I. Er. Wow.

I never thought I'd see someone with an ego problem quite like that.

—hobbit-kicking mouse

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sharonapple
2006-06-22 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Damn, I'm always impressed at the level of crazy [info]fbp brings to the yard.

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-06-23 04:25 am UTC

[info]doroc_sabah
2006-06-22 05:20 pm UTC (link)
...Love and loss.

...

Love and loss.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2006-06-22 05:21 pm UTC (link)
*twitches*

Too... many... runons...

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[info]ashenmote
2006-06-22 05:37 pm UTC (link)
No...tell us how you really feel!

My, did she lawnmower over his favorite rantypants or something?

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-22 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2006-06-22 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-22 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-06-22 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-06-22 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-06-22 08:54 pm UTC

[info]prettypinkkitty
2006-06-22 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Eh, he's too tl;dr for me. Three sentence summaries?

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(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-06-22 06:19 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-06-22 07:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-06-26 11:25 am UTC

[info]eljuno
2006-06-22 06:28 pm UTC (link)
But I am familiar with Fascist and Nazi circles, and, by some inconceivable fatality, they do seem to be simply full of neo-pagan types.

Yeah, and they're also full of Catholics and other Christians.

Fucking asshat.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-22 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2006-06-22 06:57 pm UTC

[info]britikitty
2006-06-22 06:47 pm UTC (link)
I love his "she is part of a group often accused of being neo-Nazis. But she isn't one. Nope. Totally not saying she is a nazi. No nazis here. Can I just say NAZI one more time??"

Idiot.

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[info]symbeline
2006-06-22 06:54 pm UTC (link)
That wiki entry is certainly helpful. I've gone through two computers since this all started, so I no longer had the really good stuff capped or bookmarked. Neat!

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[info]narcissam
2006-06-22 07:08 pm UTC (link)
I was tempted to reply, "I know [info]charlottelennox and you're no [info]charlottelennox."

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