This wank is about seven months old, but it's still very hilarious
To be the Living and Working Book of the Black God Nyarlathotep, as recieved and used by His Avatar, the Black Therion.

He also has the nerve to claim this(those of you who study magic/magik or at least know a little of it will see why his sig is funny as hell):

"The Devil Sorcerer
aka The Ipsissimus Sorcerer
aka Ra-Hoor-Khuit"

Needless to say, the guy's laughed at! Then he claims that he's only a novice and then gets all dramatic when people continue to call him on his BS. FUN! FUN! FUN! I'm still wondering what that 93 is all about. Heh.