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There (tsuzukilove) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-06-26 00:17:00


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Current mood:Blessed
Current music:Sin Nombre - The Refreshments

PedoMom and a miniskirt at Mass lead to a prudishly modest wank. Please think of the lesbians.

It's the Attack of the Fundies on [info]booju_mooju!

[info]corin13 wanks just like your lolibait lesbian in major denial fundamentalist mama would.

Today at mass there was a girl of about 12-13 sitting in front of me with a great little body, long long legs, and a mini skirt that would show cheek on my 1 year old (thats only a slight exaggeration).

Oh really? Nevertheless, our concerned mommy is not here to pronounce that she is leaving her husband and family for a 13 year old in a miniskirt, but her own self-righteousness for noticing such feminine beauty and wanting it hidden, RIGHT NOW, while she wanks mightily over a teenage girl.

I am not one of those people who obsesses over what people wear to church and I don't obsess over what people wear in general. I am not anti-mini-skirt but I do tend to think there is a time or a place for them,

At home with me your husband with the lights out, you little h0r. . .

and I also expect that when I wear one my husband will want to ravish me as well as many of the strangers I meet in public.

Your husband wants to ravish the strangers you meet in public when he sees you in a miniskirt? What is he, Scary McRapeRape the Tentacle Demon?

I have also come to expect that not everybody realizes when they look like a harlot, or cares if men (and women) stare at them, even at church.

How does miniskirt = being a prostitute? Logic does not compute. FATAL ERROR.

I am sure they felt like sick bastards when they saw the girls face and realized that she wasn't as old as her back-side and attire seemed to imply.

But did you?

And I am sure most the guys, just like I, really tried hard not to notice her. After all we are there to worship and we should now allow ourselves to be distracted. But thats a lot harder than it sounds. Mass is not a highly stimulating environment but that was a highly stimulating outfit on that girl.

Someone's dip in Denile has taken her to the Crimea, and she's going to need a ride home in the WAAAAHmbulance.

Anyway, the thread explodes.

Earth logic makes its first appearance with [info]mail_demon  and [info]unconformed  http://community.livejournal.com/booju_mooju/456400.html?thread=35927248#t35927248 

[info]lusally also donates a nice cup of STFU , as does [info]pinkgerbil with some albeit misspelled yet sane posts, but their attempts will be in vain as the fundies and mommies pile on. . .

[info]sashanatasha  and the OP [info]corin13  get into it with [info]mail_demon  here .

[info]mrsnelson  claims that girls' dress breeds sexual predators!

[info]corin13 finally admits she was aroused, but no one seems to notice.

[info]jadedjade  and [info]andshedied insist the church should do as Jesus didn't and turn away those dressed sensually.. .

Short for booju_mooju standards, but it's new. Give it time, and it will probably hit critical mass soon.

ETA I am very, very, VERY sorry for using the word "moo." I didn't know people here were so offended by the term and I have no personal grudge against corin13: look it up if you want. I've NEVER even interacted with her in any way. I'm childfree, I happen to refer to "mommies" who act like they ODed on the cheese and whine special as "moos." Sorry.



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[info]puipui
2006-06-26 08:01 am UTC (link)
there was a girl of about 12-13 sitting in front of me with a great little body

that was a highly stimulating outfit on that girl

Yeeeah. Y'know, most straight girls I know don't talk about other girls in quite those words, is all I'm sayin'.

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[info]truly
2006-06-26 08:19 am UTC (link)
Run, little girls, corin13 is on the prowl!

Oh, to be a fly on the confessional's wall when she lays this puppy out for the priest.

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(no subject) - tsuzukilove, 2006-06-26 08:35 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2006-06-26 09:27 am UTC (link)
the same reason you try to avoid farting in public.

Gee, maybe I should just never leave the house, in the absolute fear that I might offend someone's delicate sensibilities.

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[info]shaggydogstail
2006-06-26 09:52 am UTC (link)
I'm finding it hard to be as bothered by the wank as the repeated use of the word 'moo' in the wank report. When did [info]wtf_wank turn into childfree_hardcore? I keep missing the damn memos.

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(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-06-26 04:37 pm UTC
I'm very sorry. . . - tsuzukilove, 2006-06-26 07:57 pm UTC
Re: I'm very sorry. . . - [info]shaggydogstail, 2006-06-26 08:48 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-06-26 10:09 am UTC (link)
Frankly, mail_demon loses all claims to Earth Logic with:
'Look, I am not denying a lot of men find it attractive. But it is neither her FAULT nor her RESPONSIBILITY.

Waht does it matter, anyway? She's Catholic. She's going to ahve 10 billion kids and will probably end up losing her figure. Let her enjoy it while she has it.'


I find that wankier than complaining about provocative clothing on a twelve-year-old, even if it is making the complainer look spectacularly confused about their own sexuality.
(And for the record, I've worn miniskirts to Mass. Albeit with opaque tights and making damn sure not to bend the wrong way. There's things the parish priest that christened you really doesn't want to see.)

[marymac.livejournal.com]

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[info]indis_earfalas
2006-06-26 10:42 am UTC (link)
*huffs* Maybe I'm just hypersentive tonight ... but it doesn't sound all that far away from the "she was dressed provactively, she should have expected it" ... or from the entire thing where women of some cultures have to be completely covered up so as not to tempt the men into losing control (yes, yes, I know there are other "reasons", but is one that I've actually been given when I've asked).

She should be happy that the kid is even at mass at all - sheeeesh. *rme*

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(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-06-26 04:36 pm UTC

[info]spleen
2006-06-26 10:52 am UTC (link)
she wanks mightily over a teenage girl

I think I saw that in a porno once.

The rest... it's Miller vodka time. Straight up. Agh.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2006-06-26 11:32 am UTC (link)
You know what annoys me the most about all this kind of wank? The idiots everywhere going on about "the men should keep it in their pants", based solely on the assumptions in the equally idiotic OP about what she thought the "straight men" in the church were thinking. Not even as a feminist*, but as a member of the human race, that misandric bullshit is not on.

*Meaning yes, I understand concepts of misogyny, abuse and patriachal status quo, but tarring all heterosexual men with this brush is equally disgusting and not helping equality atfuckingall.

Anyone have a tissue? Er, actually, a towel would probably be better. *mops up*

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[info]smo
2006-06-26 12:38 pm UTC (link)
I was with [info]mail_demon until the gross generalization about Catholics. I lived in Boston for seven years, and that shit rubs me the wrong way.

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[info]maev_connacht
2006-06-26 01:02 pm UTC (link)
have you ever been turned on in a situation where you did not want to be? do you have full conscious control of your state of arousal? I have. And of course I did not come close to ACTING on it, but the fact that I was aroused was a huge distraction and annoyance.

Ever since Robert Palmer introduced the concept of accidental turn-ons in his song "I didn't mean to turn you on," we've been having a lot of trouble.

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[info]seiberwing
2006-06-26 01:02 pm UTC (link)
I think in Judiasm it is the same way. Men on the mens side and women on the womens to keep the focus on worship, not checking each other out.

If you're orthodox, perhaps. The rest of us, not so much. I'm of the opinion that the whole machitza (I'm not sure if that's the right spelling) thing is rubbish.

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[info]mathilde
2006-06-26 01:56 pm UTC (link)
*sniffsniff*
Is it just me, or does this smell a lot like grudgewank?

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[info]shakeandbake
2006-06-26 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Wank itself = good.

Wank report = not good.

Shakeandbake = torn, so very torn.

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(no subject) - tsuzukilove, 2006-06-26 08:00 pm UTC

[info]oxydosic
2006-06-26 03:28 pm UTC (link)
[info]corin13 is an extremely devout Catholic. I've read her comments in other posts and she does not use birth control nor does she believe in any sexual behavior that can not result in reproduction (masturbation, gay sex, oral sex that results in sperm being expelled outside of the vagina). Methinks someone is having some hardcore Catholic guilt over the fact that she got turned on looking at another female.

But then, I'd feel a little guilty if i was getting turned on by a 13 year old too.

I have to agree with others who said that the 'moo' comments were unneccessary.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-06-27 02:43 am UTC

[info]souris
2006-06-26 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Moo... moo... moo...


...

*checks userinfo*

Nope, still not a member of barnyard_wank. How odd.

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2006-06-26 07:36 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2006-06-26 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Add me to the list of the disturbed, both by the veering-towards-lesbian-lolicon attitude that the wanker had to the girl (who hopefully didn't even know she was being checked out by an older woman at Mass), and the "moo" comment in the wank report.

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(Anonymous)
2006-06-26 04:50 pm UTC (link)
what?

i wasn't aroused by this girl, but I have been aroused in situations I wish I had not been, especially when I was younger and seemed to have slightly less control of that reflex.


Think she's trying to save face?

—hobbit-kicking mouse

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[info]nicolae
2006-06-26 05:30 pm UTC (link)
Scary McRapeRape the Tentacle Demon FTW

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[info]phosfate
2006-06-26 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Don't worry that using the word "moo" makes you look misogynistic or anything. I'm sure nobody's thinking that.

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[info]sashenka
2006-06-26 07:02 pm UTC (link)
If this isn't grudgewank, I don't know what is.

Besides, although it's delivered in a wanky way, I don't really think it's that crazy to expect people to dress respectfully for mass, but then again, I'm a pagan, anyway.

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-06-26 07:40 pm UTC
Actually, it's not grudgewank.
tsuzukilove
2006-06-26 07:50 pm UTC (link)
I've never met corin13 in my life. I simply called her a moo because IMO she was acting like one.

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Re: Actually, it's not grudgewank. - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-06-26 08:09 pm UTC
Re: Actually, it's not grudgewank. - tsuzukilove, 2006-06-26 08:10 pm UTC
Re: Actually, it's not grudgewank. - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-06-26 08:12 pm UTC
Re: Actually, it's not grudgewank. - tsuzukilove, 2006-06-26 08:14 pm UTC
Re: Actually, it's not grudgewank. - [info]chibicurmudgeon, 2006-06-30 11:40 pm UTC

[info]gal_montag
2006-06-26 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I am not anti-mini-skirt but I do tend to think there is a time or a place for them, and I also expect that when I wear one my husband will want to ravish me as well as many of the strangers I meet in public.

Wa hahahahahahahahahaha! *wipes tear* Oh lord. Somone's got ego issues.

And I find myself agreeing with [info]prime_radient again. I wonder if she's been taking her medication.

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[info]morgyne
2006-06-26 08:35 pm UTC (link)
I'm childfree, I happen to refer to "mommies" who act like they ODed on the cheese and whine special as "moos." Sorry.

What's the term for:

"childfree" who act like they ODed on the cheese and whine special

(I have no babies. I just think the whining can be a bit equal on both sides.)



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[info]mcity
2006-06-26 09:17 pm UTC (link)
*hums Ally McBeal theme*

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