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PedoMom and a miniskirt at Mass lead to a prudishly modest wank. Please think of the lesbians.

It's the Attack of the Fundies on booju_mooju!

corin13 wanks just like your lolibait lesbian in major denial fundamentalist mama would.

Today at mass there was a girl of about 12-13 sitting in front of me with a great little body, long long legs, and a mini skirt that would show cheek on my 1 year old (thats only a slight exaggeration).

Oh really? Nevertheless, our concerned mommy is not here to pronounce that she is leaving her husband and family for a 13 year old in a miniskirt, but her own self-righteousness for noticing such feminine beauty and wanting it hidden, RIGHT NOW, while she wanks mightily over a teenage girl.

I am not one of those people who obsesses over what people wear to church and I don't obsess over what people wear in general. I am not anti-mini-skirt but I do tend to think there is a time or a place for them,

At home with me your husband with the lights out, you little h0r. . .

and I also expect that when I wear one my husband will want to ravish me as well as many of the strangers I meet in public.

Your husband wants to ravish the strangers you meet in public when he sees you in a miniskirt? What is he, Scary McRapeRape the Tentacle Demon?

I have also come to expect that not everybody realizes when they look like a harlot, or cares if men (and women) stare at them, even at church.

How does miniskirt = being a prostitute? Logic does not compute. FATAL ERROR.

I am sure they felt like sick bastards when they saw the girls face and realized that she wasn't as old as her back-side and attire seemed to imply.

But did you?

And I am sure most the guys, just like I, really tried hard not to notice her. After all we are there to worship and we should now allow ourselves to be distracted. But thats a lot harder than it sounds. Mass is not a highly stimulating environment but that was a highly stimulating outfit on that girl.

Someone's dip in Denile has taken her to the Crimea, and she's going to need a ride home in the WAAAAHmbulance.

Anyway, the thread explodes.

Earth logic makes its first appearance with mail_demon  and unconformed  http://community.livejournal.com/booju_mooju/456400.html?thread=35927248#t35927248 

lusally also donates a nice cup of STFU , as does pinkgerbil with some albeit misspelled yet sane posts, but their attempts will be in vain as the fundies and mommies pile on. . .

sashanatasha  and the OP corin13  get into it with mail_demon  here .

mrsnelson  claims that girls' dress breeds sexual predators!

corin13 finally admits she was aroused, but no one seems to notice.

jadedjade  and andshedied insist the church should do as Jesus didn't and turn away those dressed sensually.. .

Short for booju_mooju standards, but it's new. Give it time, and it will probably hit critical mass soon.

ETA I am very, very, VERY sorry for using the word "moo." I didn't know people here were so offended by the term and I have no personal grudge against corin13: look it up if you want. I've NEVER even interacted with her in any way. I'm childfree, I happen to refer to "mommies" who act like they ODed on the cheese and whine special as "moos." Sorry.