Well I Don't Believe in Your Face!!
ljsecrets wank! And really... who's surprised?

Today's wank is over the very first secret, in which the OP declares: "bisexuals don't exist!!!"

Many commenters react with the expected reply of 'bitch please!' Some use the 'so I'm imagining my sexuality?' approach. And then one or two commenters call troll (which is highly likely). Of course, the OP (or someone posing as him) can't stand for this and seems to be making the rounds commenting on his naysayers with such great comebacks as FUCK YOU and i reckon your ass is ugly bitch. Classic lines. For the most part though, the comment threads are short... until random commenter snotfxck decides to weigh in.

I totally agree.
I dont see how this is trolling, its no different from people supporting bisexuality.

Because by definition, whether or not you also like someone of the other sex; you're still Gay.

End of story.


Other posters are not so inclined to agree.

cupidstunts: Uh... I have no preference between men and women. I'm not gay.
snotfxck: STFU! Bi just softens the word 'gay'.

Oh bitch! And thus the wanking really begins with an argument over the definition of the words gay, straight, and bi. Watch the insults fly, especially when someone notices snot's 'Straight pride' icon.


By page 2 though, things calm down, with the occasional angry comment here and there either agreeing or disagreeing. However, I'm surprised this particular thread has yet to catch posters' eyes. Especially with the 'people think I'm close minded' comment.

Comment total is at 700+ right now and slowly reaching towards 750. Look out for more from this post later on. I'm sure this isn't over.

Best comment of the wank goes to an anon for this quote: "#1, I know what you mean. Once, my friend told me that he liked pizza, but then a few days later I caught him eating a sandwich. I confronted him about it, what the hell are you doing! YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED PIZZA! and he said that he likes them both, and I know that's fucking impossible, he's lying to me, NO FUCKING WAY CAN YOU LIKE BOTH. So I shot him in the face. I dont feel guilty, I'm glad there's one less lying freak in the world."


ETA: Smile everyone, we have a guest in the house!