Current mood:

*sporfle!*

Well I Don't Believe in Your Face!!
ljsecrets wank! And really... who's surprised?

Today's wank is over the very first secret, in which the OP declares: "bisexuals don't exist!!!"

Many commenters react with the expected reply of 'bitch please!' Some use the 'so I'm imagining my sexuality?' approach. And then one or two commenters call troll (which is highly likely). Of course, the OP (or someone posing as him) can't stand for this and seems to be making the rounds commenting on his naysayers with such great comebacks as FUCK YOU and i reckon your ass is ugly bitch. Classic lines. For the most part though, the comment threads are short... until random commenter snotfxck decides to weigh in.

I totally agree.
I dont see how this is trolling, its no different from people supporting bisexuality.

Because by definition, whether or not you also like someone of the other sex; you're still Gay.

End of story.

Other posters are not so inclined to agree.

cupidstunts: Uh... I have no preference between men and women. I'm not gay.
snotfxck: STFU! Bi just softens the word 'gay'.

Oh bitch! And thus the wanking really begins with an argument over the definition of the words gay, straight, and bi. Watch the insults fly, especially when someone notices snot's 'Straight pride' icon.

By page 2 though, things calm down, with the occasional angry comment here and there either agreeing or disagreeing. However, I'm surprised this particular thread has yet to catch posters' eyes. Especially with the 'people think I'm close minded' comment.

Comment total is at 700+ right now and slowly reaching towards 750. Look out for more from this post later on. I'm sure this isn't over.

Best comment of the wank goes to an anon for this quote: "#1, I know what you mean. Once, my friend told me that he liked pizza, but then a few days later I caught him eating a sandwich. I confronted him about it, what the hell are you doing! YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED PIZZA! and he said that he likes them both, and I know that's fucking impossible, he's lying to me, NO FUCKING WAY CAN YOU LIKE BOTH. So I shot him in the face. I dont feel guilty, I'm glad there's one less lying freak in the world."

ETA: Smile everyone, we have a guest in the house!

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	(Anonymous) 2006-06-30 12:25 am UTC (link)
	If you're going to quote me, quote me directly. Not make things up. snotfxck. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ladyrogue 2006-06-30 01:28 am UTC (link)
	The term 'bi' just softens the word 'gay.' looks from quote to wank report and back I'm sorry, what did I make up now? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2006-06-30 03:42 am UTC (link)
	pokes Do something funny! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyrogue 2006-06-30 04:04 am UTC (link)
	He should dance or tell a joke or something! Or at least be tl;dr. God, worst troll ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2006-06-30 04:13 am UTC (link)
	If he's going to show up, the least he can do is break a law or two. C'mon, compare us to Nazis! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyrogue 2006-06-30 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, call us lesbians! Or bitches! Or lesbian bitches! Maybe we should just start posting slash and see what happens. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2006-06-30 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	What about wanker real-person femmeslash? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyrogue 2006-06-30 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Even better! Quick, someone find some porn. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2006-06-30 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Googling "fandom wank femmeslash" is not helping. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyrogue 2006-06-30 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Curses! Surely someone's written F_W RPS femmeslash, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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seiberwing, 2006-06-30 09:34 pm UTC

	jabberwockypie 2006-06-30 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Are we lesbian bitches who are just like those mean girls from high school who were just like the nazis? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyrogue 2006-06-30 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, if he invoked Snacky's Law, I would dance with glee. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-06-30 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Comparing mindless people to the Nazis would just be an insult. Nazi Germany was quite intelligent. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

chibikaijuu
2006-06-30 07:23 am UTC (link)

Really? Tell me, now, how can a country, being an often arbitrarily bounded mass of land, be attributed sentient features such as intelligence? Now, if you were trying to say that the propaganda put out by the Nazi party was brilliant, or that Hitler was an incredibly charismatic speaker and his strategists were very intelligent men- yes, that's true. But your average party member was just Joe Shmoe off the street, and while likely smarter than you, still rather a brainwashed zombie.

(A hint for the future: opinions can in fact be wrong, especially when the facts they are based on are incorrect. For instance, none of the legitimate, unbiased research into the subject supports your claims, nor does the life experience of any of the members of this rather large community.)

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	seiberwing 2006-06-30 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	You for the win. Here, have a beardling. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2006-06-30 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	This is very true. Congratulations, you are not as intelligent as Germany! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-06-30 07:13 am UTC (link)
	I am a troll how? lol Oh thats right, because we have different opinions. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2006-06-30 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	That arguement always fails. You are a Nazi-supporting hatred-filled individual, and you come to a place that thinks you are a moron, and you tell us we are wrong with no good proof. That is trolling. (Reply to this)(Parent)

ladyrogue
2006-06-30 08:42 pm UTC (link)

Troll: In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who posts inflammatory messages on the internet, such as on online discussion forums, to disrupt discussion or to upset its participants. The word, or its derivative, "trolling", is also used to describe such messages or the act of posting them.

Seriously hon, if you're going to come play with the adults, you should really do more research.

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	slackerbitch 2006-06-30 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	If you're going to pick an obnoxious username, at least spell it right. Was "snotfuck" taken? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	suziecroft 2006-06-30 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	I think s/h/it was just scared of the Big Grownup Words, honestly. Children often are. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2006-06-30 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	He would've had to go by "snotfuck23," and that's just lame. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	slackerbitch 2006-06-30 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe "snotfuck69" was available? I mean, 69 jokes, those never get old. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misakichi 2006-07-01 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Or "snotfuck42"? Everyone on the interbutt worth their salt knows 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	taktuk 2006-07-02 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	I do believe "worth their salt" are the key words. Said troll would be worth a drop of late-pressed olive oil at best, certainly not salt. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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