"I'm just stirring the pot, like any effective witch will do"
Bringing back the religious wank (oh, don't look at me like that!), nebris posts an article to nonfluffypagans that proves (PROVES, DAMN YOU!) that Pagans are persecuted. Gist: a soldier died in combat, his ashes scattered to the winds by his wife, but the government is refusing to put the pentagram on his plaque at the local Veteran Memorial Cemetary. The rest of the comm is not impressed. And there is wank on a myriad of subjects!


the_caveat (who has a really funny icon) points out the article was clearly in favor of putting the pentagram on the plaque. nebris parries! "Like the survey that where 'only 44% thought that Wiccans are evil'. Yeah, that a real fucking good sign. ;P" Never trust someone who uses a smilie face in a serious debate, kids.

anchasta calls for letter-writing and such and such. You know, pansy shit. nebris channels Toby Keith, declaring, "Fuck that. This is America. You sue the bastards...whomever they may be. One of my projects is to sue costume manufacturers to stop making 'ugly witch' outfits for Halloween as they constitute Hate Speech. Imagine if they made a Grasping Hook Nosed Jew costume. lol" The general response is "What the flaming fuck?"

Get used to the anti-Semitism comparison. He likes it. A lot. He brings up slavery too. Remember, laughing hysterically is much better than sobbing hysterically.

arcanefairy wants nebris to quit his bitching, but would like to remind the court that she is fucking hardcore, man. HELLS YEAH, BITCHES.

Aaaaannnd "Godson's" law is broken! Hey, at least he didn't quote the bunny story!

But is is over? No! shamangirl, nebris's girlfriend, steps in to relate a story about how she was persecuted against! Yes, I'm avoiding a very obvious joke about sockpuppets. Don't look at me like that. Many people express disbelief. And what does she say? "You don't read very carefully, which also tells me a lot about you." She says this many times. Many, many times. There's no point in linking them.

Basically, it's a veritable wank smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord! From lameass insults to pointless flamewars, this wank has everything and a bag of Repug Xians (watch yourself, NSFW icon in there) and nobody seems to realize nebris is a troll who apparently has issues with Jews and other people's penises, and that maybe, just maybe, feeding the goddamned troll never works out.

Dude, this is the most hilarious wank I've seen in a while. And I haven't pointed out everything I found completely hysterical! Kids, I'm so full of love right now. ::squishes you all::

ETA: The comment with the NSFW icon was screened. Oh, yeah, he posted in his LJ about his original post.