For once, wanking is appropriate, but for all the wrong reasons.
Not explosive, but fun enough - and with boobies! :-D Over on ONTD, somebody posts about Stacey Dash posting for Playboy. And before you click, that link is so NOT SAFE FOR WORK or clean sheets. (For those not in the know, she was the third player in the Clueless trio alongside Alicia Silverstone and Brittany Murphy, performing as Dionne, the girl pictured to the far right.) Ms. Dash is one smokin' 40 year old. But goodness forbid even hot sex0rs distract the folks at ONTD from wanking like mad. It's wanking but in all the wrong ways.

First we have the local troll, britneyspearsxo stirring shit up by making the inevitable "EEEW, old people still have sex?" commentary.

And, later, thebestmarkever declares idiot awards for anybody complaining about her nipples.

These are the main wanks, but there are other fun tidbits in there. People worrying about her teenage son's reaction. Vagina and nipple debates. A pubic hair liberation front. S'all fun!