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	Best image-manip wank EVAR. aerobot 2006-07-09 09:11 am UTC (link)
	If anyone can't see it, here's a handy guide. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Best image-manip wank EVAR. doomsday 2006-07-09 09:22 am UTC (link)
	I'll admit it, I posted this wank just because I wanted to share the awesomeness of that manip. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Best image-manip wank EVAR. aerobot 2006-07-09 11:23 am UTC (link)
	I laughed so damn hard. Sometimes, internet pics just WIN. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Best image-manip wank EVAR. pokecheck 2006-07-09 09:30 am UTC (link)
	OMG! It's Elvis! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Best image-manip wank EVAR. aerobot 2006-07-09 11:25 am UTC (link)
	Dude, it is CLEARLY the Virgin Mother. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Best image-manip wank EVAR. isntitironic 2006-07-09 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Duh, I think you mean the queen mother. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Best image-manip wank EVAR. aqua_blurr 2006-07-09 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Hello! It's obviously the mother of all queens, Liberace! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Best image-manip wank EVAR. the_wanlorn 2006-07-09 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	OH MAN I SEE IT NOW! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	slavekitty 2006-07-09 10:50 am UTC (link)
	I'd be more sympathetic if she'd seen evil clowns. (Reply to this)

	entrenous88 2006-07-09 11:07 am UTC (link)
	That name, retro-romantic, sounds so familiar. I'm trying to remember where she showed up before -- something on FW? (Reply to this)

	azhidahaki 2006-07-09 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	One time I made toast and I swear I saw the face of Jimmy Hoffa glaring at me when I reached for the butter. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hellespont 2006-07-09 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	The mystery, she is solved! Alert Geraldo Riviera! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nam_jai 2006-07-09 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	OMG, did you eat the toast anyway? Were there any ill effects from eating it? Or did Mr. Hoffa scare you off, and you threw the toast away, or put it in a shrine or something? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	azhidahaki 2006-07-09 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	No, I encased it in cement and dropped it in the river. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2006-07-09 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, you should have buried it under the 50-yard line at Giants Stadium. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	azhidahaki 2006-07-09 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a traditionalist. (Reply to this)(Parent)

greenling
2006-07-09 04:29 pm UTC (link)

It happens to me on a regular basis because I'm creative, but you don't see my posting pictures of leaves and going OMG A KILLER WHALE DO YOU SEE IT DO YOU SEE IT?!?!

Oh come on, why not? It would be more entertaining than most of the other posts, if only because it would be cute as hell to watch a whole crowd of people over the age of 14 argue over whether that was a ducky's tail or a kittycat's ear.

There should be a comm dedicated to that. And the wank would be beautiful.

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	beccastareyes 2006-07-09 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I actually discovered there's a word for seeing patterns (like faces) in natural/random occurances: pareidolia. The things you pick up in astronomy (after having to explain that the 'face' on Mars is as alien-made as 'The Old Man in the Mountain' in New Hampshire, or the Tetons (there you go, boobies) for the tenth time.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	doomsday 2006-07-09 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Cool, I didn't know it had a name. Learn something new every day! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mmanurere 2006-07-10 12:19 am UTC (link)
	the Grand Tetons are just the best name for a mountain range ever...and with the best popular explanation. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aerobot 2006-07-10 01:23 am UTC (link)
	I KNEW there was a word for it! Neat. (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Anonymous)
2006-07-09 07:01 pm UTC (link)

My grandmother once painted her bathroom this weird rusty orange color, except it was sponged so it had varying blotches of orange and the white underneath. I SWEAR directly across from the toilet on the wall, there was an outline of a duck. And right where the eyeball should be there was this raised speck of paint that made it look like it was glaring. I called it the evil duck.

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	doomsday 2006-07-09 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	When I was a kid I had a border in my room with a savannah scene, and there was a section of it with blades of grass and clouds that looked exactly like the face of Candyman. It scared the hell out of me, but no one else could ever see what I was talking about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2006-07-09 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Back when I had a nightlight, it was right under two masks on my wall. I thought the shadow on my ceiling looked like the eyes of big frogs. After that I slept in the dark. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	azhidahaki 2006-07-09 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I had a Ms. Piggy wall hanging when I was a kid. I used to turn it around so it couldn't watch me sleep at night. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chaimonkey 2006-07-09 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	My stuffed animals once combined to form an Evil Rooster. Too much Power Rangers, methinks. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	funwithrage 2006-07-10 04:01 am UTC (link)
	My vacation house bathroom has a closet door made of wood. And the grain of the wood is such that it forms two very clear, angry looking eyes. Childhood trauma, right there. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2006-07-10 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	My grandparents had a lion pillow like that. I always thought the eyes were following me, so I made them hide it in the closet (or at least turn it around) every time I went to visit. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

azhidahaki
2006-07-10 09:30 pm UTC (link)

Ha ha! Grandparents always have creepy stuff. My grandma made dolls and would crochet them clothes. They were all over the house. For the longest time she had this lifesize doll of a three year old girl in a summer dress sitting in a child sized chair at the end of the hallway. The only problem was she never got around to giving it a face or hair. I was well into my teens when she made it and it scared the crap out of me. Still does, but I know it's safely locked away in grandpa's closet now.

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	(Anonymous) 2006-07-11 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Ugh, my grandmother would crochet doll dresses over these creepy 70's doll upper torsos and put them in on top of spare toilet paper rolls. Everytime I went to the bathroom in her house, it was like a scene right of of a much gayer Civil War-era Children of the Corn. ~saithey-mouse~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2006-07-12 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Hee! There's something very Yami no Matsuei about that. (Not that I am likening your grandmother to Dr. Muraki. But still.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gunshou 2006-07-10 12:05 am UTC (link)
	The crackalaka OP used my favorite icon. That makes me sad. Although I saw Cookie Monster's face yesterday in a pile of laundry, crumpled phone bills, and the remains of my last term paper. (Reply to this)

	random story time felinephoenix 2006-07-10 10:36 am UTC (link)
	This wank reminds me of my bedroom when I was a kid. See, my mom painted it when she was drunk, so...I saw new things on those walls every day. (Reply to this)

	aegflota 2006-07-10 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	There was a phone charger on the dressing table once, and from a distance it looked like Snape sitting on a sofa. It was srsly weird. Friend A: OMG IT IS SNAPE. Me: Don't be stupid, of course it isn't -- OH HOLY FUCK SEVERUS. Friend B: It's a PHONE CHARGER. You're both pathetic -- OMGWTF IT IS ALAN RICKMAN. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	smo 2006-07-10 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Please tell me you have a picture of that. (Reply to this)(Parent)