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kalindi ([info]kalindi) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-07-15 19:06:00


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Convex and concave crotchmeat.
Copied from [info]wank_report

Ashley of bishiegate fame has a friend now. He appears in replies to this entry.


And further down it, links to this essay rant in his own journal, written way back in January, but apparently still relevant crazy.


Old hat bishie wank, except there's two of them now, but I couldn't help but be amused by the 'convex/concave crotchmeat's and this comparison of gender roles:

"People with convex crotchmeat are supposed to be more aggressive and less intelligent and more ugly."

and

"And just the same, if you have concave crotchmeat, you had damn well better be looking pretty, as pretty as you can be, even if it damages your very soul, you'd better be stupid and you'd better not give a shit about it."

(bolding mine)

Humanity: dumb and dumber ?



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[info]khym_chanur
2006-07-16 01:40 am UTC (link)
There once was a young man named Gene,
Who invented a screwing machine.
        Concave and convex,
        It served either sex,
And it played with itself inbetween.

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[info]wolfshark
2006-07-16 01:43 am UTC (link)
That's a man with some serious anger issues.

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[info]drworm
2006-07-16 01:47 am UTC (link)
If anyone is still left with any doubt of why gender is so fucked up, I dare you to comment.

You know, reading what this guy says, I have absolutely no problem seeing why gender is so fucked up.

(Hint: it has more to do with assholes like this who actually believe what they're saying and can't look past their own pet grudges to what society actually believes.)

Yaoi, I definatly see as an ideal. I'm pretty sure that if real life homosexuality was more like yaoi, there never would have been a gay rights movement. It just would have been like this...

"We want the right to get married!"
"Of course you can get married, you're all so cute. :)"


Ashley, you're fucking naive if you actually believe that. Even if yaoi is based on the "traditional" male/female dynamic ideals.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-16 01:48 am UTC (link)
I love how they're both so angry about people who don't measure up to their personal aestetic. They're so furious about other's fashion choices.

OMG, how dare you be ugly? How DARE you wear stockings with that?

Outraged bishies . . . like LolitaSnap, in a way.


--baskerville

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[info]nicolae
2006-07-16 01:52 am UTC (link)
Newsflash: The reason salespeople call you sir or ma'am is that there isn't a gender-neutral honorific in the English language.

Wait, sorry -- there I go trying to use Earth logic again. Oops! It's because they're jealous of how pretty you are.

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[info]eljuno
2006-07-16 02:19 am UTC (link)
Crotchmeat has gotta be the LEAST sexy word to refer to genetalia, ever.

It even beats out 'genetalia'.

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flightstothesea
2006-07-16 02:53 am UTC (link)
I really want to believe that tanisnaka character is a sockpuppet. It hurts me to think there are more people out there that stupid and transphobic. Asshole(s).

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[info]brown_betty
2006-07-16 03:02 am UTC (link)
There's some vestige of a point in there about double standards, but I lost it in all the self-pity.

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iwanttobeasleep
2006-07-16 03:12 am UTC (link)
Neither of them is a bishie. They would be the people who worship the uke/seme in yaoi, not the ones getting the action.

The fact that there are two people who worship yaoi, both male, both adults, makes me feel a little ill.

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:( - [info]drworm, 2006-07-16 03:35 am UTC
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Re: Nuh-uh! - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2006-07-16 10:55 pm UTC
further gender theory
(Anonymous)
2006-07-16 03:49 am UTC (link)
http://tanisnikana.livejournal.com/90475.html

4. If you could change one thing about how society perceives/constructs your gender, what would it be?
(don't go nuts here, I know the response to this could make for several doctoral theses)


Unless he means in length only: Hello, delusion.


--baskerville

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sharonapple
2006-07-16 04:14 am UTC (link)
God, if there was ever a time you needed a "bitchslap through the monitor" option...

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[info]hallidae
2006-07-16 04:23 am UTC (link)
There's more than one now? Jesus God.

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[info]drakyndra
2006-07-16 04:59 am UTC (link)
Great. Another wannabishie. *facepalm*

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[info]ladyrogue
2006-07-16 06:23 am UTC (link)
I read to the part about humans (for the most part) judge each other by their crotch meat and had to stop before the twitching started.

And convex/concave crotchmeat's?!?! I'm sorry, are we twelve?? Yeah, sorry...no. It just doesn't sound right calling F_W the Hive Concave Crotchmeat.

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[info]lizzypaul
2006-07-16 07:58 am UTC (link)
The problem is that there is a very good point in that essay, but it's surrounded by so much crazy.

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[info]nekoama
2006-07-16 12:48 pm UTC (link)
I think the worst part about this is that I have to go and sell yaoi in about an hour.

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[info]sarajayechan
2006-07-16 02:26 pm UTC (link)
Ashley/Tanis OTP! Theirloveissofullofshit.

I tried to read the essay, but all I saw was a bunch of crap cluttering up the page.

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[info]azhidahaki
2006-07-16 04:12 pm UTC (link)
I can't come up with any pics of that type that ARN'T cartoons? -.-;

That's because you aren't trying very hard, doofus.

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[info]elemcee
2006-07-16 10:05 pm UTC (link)
crotchmeat

Ew.

*Saw this the first time round and couldn't think of anything to say that wasn't o_O*

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[info]mcity
2006-07-16 10:10 pm UTC (link)
According to my sociology class, "gender" is one's role in society, based on one's "sex". I know the general definition is different, but I think the sociological one is interesting, nonetheless.

Oh, and speaking of sociological definitions: Black people can't be racist.
Hey, if you're dressed to your neck and ankles in clothes, you're a prude, and no one wants to fuck a prude.
Let's make a bet...
In addition, my sexuality doesn't quite match what society wants. I'm neither with the omnipresent straight people, or with the small but growing minority of gay people. I wish I could say that I'm bisexual, but I'm afraid that's a box that I don't fit into.
Doesn't that just leave asexualism and bestiality?

I hate it when people refuse to define themselves because they hate "labels". Yes, it's a label. And it applies to you. Get over it.
But I think boys can get away with certian feminin things that they don't think they can, if they do it right. Even with things like crossdressing, crossdressers who actually PASS get far more respect than those who don't
Yes, and Alan Rickman is hot. Thanks.
I think this is a simular situation, if I boy looks and behaves naturally feminin instead of like some sort of flamer or a forced 'sissy' act, people don't have a problem with it.
No. NO. People often have a problem with boys acting feminine at all.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-16 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like more than one person in this wank has sand up their convex crotchmeat.

~saithey-mouse~

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[info]adora_spintriae
2006-07-17 01:24 am UTC (link)
Oh god, they're multiplying.

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About Tanisnikana
[info]shun_mcdaddy
2006-07-17 02:31 am UTC (link)



Why is Elliot Easton in drag??:/

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-17 01:58 pm UTC (link)
This person just needs to get out of the yaoi fandom. We have enough people to make us look stupid without this level of crazy.

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