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I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong ([info]telesilla) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-07-16 00:00:00


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No reach around for you!
Gay boys wank? Who knew?

Let me start by saying that while none of the guys in the post or on the ads are actually showing their bits, this isn't exactly a work safe site.

It all starts when a gay erotica blog/site, Nightcharm, posts their The Top 10 Worst Guys (That We’d Fuck Anyway) list. It came to someone on my flist's attention because Orlando's on it, but the real wank has to do with some of the other choices, such as convicted killer Scott Peterson, a couple of offensively red-neck and/or just plain stupid sports figures, Jeff Gannon, and conservative singer Toby Keith.

You'd think with the title of the post being what it is, the commenters would understand that this is a) largely tongue in cheek--pick a cheek, any cheek--and b) all about the looks, although I grant you, having Jose Canseco on the list kinda shoots that looks thing down, because ewwwww. Plus he played for the As. But I digress....

The first couple of comments are all about wanting to fuck Sean Hannity and Jack Arbamoff--yeah, whatever, gay people--but then "level head" shows up and takes the blog to task and the wank gets going.

This happened back in January, so it's a dead wank and is really more interesting for the things you learn about the Windsor Princes--are they cut or not?-- the fact that Viggo/Orli rumors are not restricted to our corner of the interwebs, and some of the hilarious comments.


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[info]adinaj69
2006-07-16 07:16 am UTC (link)
I ... wait ... that picture of Orlando ... is that real?! I can't stop laughing!

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[info]telesilla
2006-07-16 07:22 am UTC (link)
Nah. His face and the sun tat are pastede on Travis Fimmel's body, yay.

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(no subject) - [info]adinaj69, 2006-07-16 07:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2006-07-16 09:37 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-16 01:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2006-07-17 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jadedphyre, 2006-07-27 06:25 pm UTC
Haven't even gotten to the wank yet.
[info]puipui
2006-07-16 07:54 am UTC (link)
RE: Joe Rogan -- Your Tony Danza update is now installed. You may delete your old Matt Leblanc workaround. Please reboot your system.

*dies*

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[info]ladyrogue
2006-07-16 09:30 am UTC (link)
Personally, I can't get past the Scott Peterson entry. Because of you, we have the right-wingers with their "Baby Conner" movement (Conner was the intended name for the child), pressing to have the fetus declared a second murder victim.

Yeah, how dare you. You should have known to murder your wife after the kid was born. *boggle*

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[info]slavekitty
2006-07-16 10:20 am UTC (link)
Don't you know that politics trumps everything!?

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(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2006-07-16 10:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slavekitty, 2006-07-16 11:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-07-17 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]palefire, 2006-07-19 05:45 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-07-16 12:41 pm UTC (link)
They did mention how horrible the murder was, and I didn't think they endorsed or even glossed over the murder of his wife in any way. I took it more to mean that this murder - in addition to being a ghastly murder - fucked a slew of additional people by giving the fundies political fodder to work with.

The repercussions of his actions aren't restricted to the normal scope of tragedy associated with a murder. Or at least, that's what I got from that.

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(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2006-07-17 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2006-07-17 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2006-07-17 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2006-07-17 08:06 pm UTC

[info]squib
2006-07-16 11:33 am UTC (link)
One is called a "Big Black Sex Machine" and another a "wop"? Seems like the blogger has more in common with some of the "dicks" on the list than he might imagine.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-16 12:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-07-16 12:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-07-16 03:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2006-07-16 10:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2006-07-16 10:25 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]squib, 2006-07-17 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-17 12:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-07-17 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-07-17 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2006-07-16 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-07-17 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-18 06:31 pm UTC

[info]nicolae
2006-07-16 02:57 pm UTC (link)
Why are none of those guys even remotely attractive?

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(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2006-07-16 03:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jetwolf, 2006-07-16 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-07-16 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ingrid, 2006-07-16 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-16 08:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2006-07-17 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2006-07-16 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2006-07-17 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2006-07-17 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wanktastic, 2006-07-17 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-07-17 04:50 am UTC

[info]nanthimus
2006-07-16 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Don't worry, Orlando. I don't think you're boring. *pets*

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2006-07-16 04:30 pm UTC (link)
John Rocker? Rly? The dude looks like he slipped a few rungs down the evolutionary ladder.

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[info]frau_eva
2006-07-16 05:08 pm UTC (link)
For this blogger, is there not a point where the blank, dumb-cow look on a guy's face destroys whatever gigantic body he has? I mean, I've never been into guys that huge to begin with, but some of them look like they're about to start drooling all over themselves.

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(no subject) - [info]jetwolf, 2006-07-16 05:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2006-07-17 04:54 am UTC
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[info]smo
2006-07-16 06:15 pm UTC (link)
What, no mention of George Prescott Bush?

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(no subject) - [info]ourself, 2006-07-16 07:07 pm UTC
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[info]harrylovesron
2006-07-16 07:06 pm UTC (link)
From their blurb on Toby Keith:

Conflating “support for the troops” with an uncritical acceptance of the Bush Administration [...] is not our idea of true patriotism but the easy, feel-good sort favored by yellow-ribbon bumper stickers.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. They win. *hands them The Internet*

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redwarrior
2006-07-16 07:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, but being an asshole tends to take away from your charm and not ADD to it.

And the gay men who act like they'd fuck anyting with two legs and a dick embarass me.

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(no subject) - rachelthedemon, 2006-07-17 03:16 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-07-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Hey, Jeff Gannon's kinda cute. Even Bush thought so. Does anyone have that pic of our commander-in-chief rubbing Gannon's head for luck?

--The Clichemoth

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-17 12:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-17 11:32 pm UTC
O RLY
[info]adora_spintriae
2006-07-17 01:31 am UTC (link)
This is so hilarious considering some snippets from his recent "What I Love/Hate About Gay Porn" (NSFW) article...
1.I hate the...The reduction of each other to body parts and physical descriptions.
And...
5. I really hate the privileging of certain body types in gay male porn.
Uh huh.

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Re: O RLY - [info]chibikaijuu, 2006-07-17 07:15 am UTC
Re: O RLY - [info]adora_spintriae, 2006-07-17 07:27 am UTC

[info]serai
2006-07-17 02:57 am UTC (link)
Damn, those guys are all uglier than a homemade monkey.

Except Orlando. He's a babe. But only when he's wearing his own body. *pets pretty wannabe-pirate*

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(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2006-07-17 06:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-07-17 07:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2006-07-17 07:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-07-17 07:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mrbimble, 2006-07-17 01:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-07-17 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wanktastic, 2006-07-17 05:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-07-17 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-07-18 06:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2006-07-17 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-07-17 07:12 am UTC
Seriously! - [info]serai, 2006-07-17 11:46 pm UTC

[info]zuzu
2006-07-17 12:07 pm UTC (link)
Don’t know about you, but I’d love to “let my freedom ring” in Sean Hannity’s hot little hole.

I am STILL laughing uncontrollably.

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[info]elemcee
2006-07-17 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Aw, poor Orlando. He's always been a bit bland for me, but he's pretty enough. He doesn't deserve to be on that list.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-17 03:14 pm UTC (link)
I'd totally do Photoshop'd!Orlando. ... And maybe PoTC!Orlando if he's wearing a blindfold. :D ♥

-LilyChan

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[info]gobsmacked
2006-07-17 11:08 pm UTC (link)
the fact that Viggo/Orli rumors are not restricted to our corner of the interwebs
Well, as an anon over here pointed out:
(Anonymous) 2006-07-16 17:09
This reminds me of an old thread on Datalounge about Orlando, and the anonymous posters were just giddy with delight about the gossip that confirmed their beliefs. That is, until the thread abruptly ended when they realized it was just the same old sammie's crowd and they were just talking to themselves
The Sammie's gang obviously frequent DL (and I've found mpgoddess distinctive style on just about every site posting anything about Orlando) so it doesn't surprise me at all.

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[info]karmyn75
2006-07-18 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Ug. Some gay men have the worst taste in men. Of course some straight women have the same bad taste in men. Some of the gay men I know have better taste in women then they do in men. Maybe it's because they can appreciate a beautiful woman for who she is without wanting to fuck her.

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[info]didodiva
2006-07-18 05:41 pm UTC (link)
This is delightfully entertaining! Honestly, the people who compiled this list are as horny as some of the younger yaoi fangirls. But grosser! What's so sexy about one tollerable and one icky looking man crammed into a stall and injecting each other with drugs?

There were some great parts though, like this line here:
"Is he not a Robert Blake Wait Here in the Car, Honey; I Left the Gun in the Restaurant murder waiting to happen?"

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[info]tiasian
2006-07-20 03:19 pm UTC (link)
Man, I see those pictures and then I see all those comments about how severely uhattractive those guys are.

... I can't see it. They look reasonably attractive. Not my thing at all, but reasonably attractive.

(though, I did find that entry on the Rocker dude interesting because? Giant dicks 4tw!)

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(no subject) - [info]tiasian, 2006-07-20 03:25 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-07-21 03:50 am UTC (link)
He's not on the list, but he is in the comments, so this is still on-topic:

Howard Dean. I'd tap that.

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