Presidential Groping Wank
George W. Bush recently gave an unwelcome shoulder-squeeze to German Chancellor Angela Merkel. (Video footage here.)
A blogger posts about the incident, with pictures and analysis:
http://www.republicoft.com/2006/07/18/bush-the-decider-groper/
And lo, there is wank. The very first comment sets the mood nicely:
I gotta be honest…youre statements are mind-blowingly childish. Get a life…get a job…get something to do instead of sit on your ass all day and come up with stupid things to bitch about.
Not a huge fapfest, but still very amusing.