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Revolutionary Girl ([info]wolfgangmozart) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-07-19 15:11:00


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Current mood:Mystified

"O Faygo, my Faygo": Faygo wank in English Majors
Since I was an English major in college, I joined [info]english_majors on LJ. Given our stereotypical need to argue things, I fully expected wank from this comm. at some point.

I did not expect the wank to be about soda.

So someone starts a post with his thoughts on Dead Poets Society. Some agree that it's not really doing much for English literature; some say, "Hey, it's just a movie, you should really just relax." [info]kickouttheiambs is the first to agree with the latter, and he/ she uses an unrelated in any way icon of a Detroit billboard advertising Faygo soda.

[info]likeawoman objects to the ad, on the grounds that red, grape, and orange sodas in the ads and with the area codes are pandering to racial stereotypes.

Your typical small and pointless argument ensues. Snark happens. Fun in the form of responses to likeawoman by:

[info]kickouttheiambs: I refuse to argue about racism with a white girl from the suburbs anymore. People identify with Detroit and Flint and they identify with Faygo, whether or not your one black friend in undergrad really liked grape soda. Get over yourself.

and

[info]abbacat: Well you have to admit, in the arena of comedy, this was too good not to be shared. I doff my tricorner hat, sprinkle ethnically-appropriate pixie dust & dip my unicorn's knee to you.

I will say I really liked drinking Faygo when I visited Detroit. You could chalk that up the the fact that I'm black, though.




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[info]sungodis
2006-07-19 08:02 pm UTC (link)
I have to admit, my first thought was "Mmmm, those are my favorite flavors!" So am I a horrible person for contributing to the racist regime? :)

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[info]kadath
2006-07-19 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Okay, the only thing that comes to mind when I think of Faygo is Insane Clown Posse, who are the saddest bunch of sad crackas ever to sad.

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dracothelizard
2006-07-19 08:15 pm UTC (link)
What? I really REALLY don't get where the racism is supposed to be from and I read the comments and I still don't get it.

I don't think I want to get it either.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-07-19 08:25 pm UTC
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[info]llama_treats
2006-07-19 08:20 pm UTC (link)
What the fuck is Faygo? Is it like Fanta for black people?

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-07-19 08:27 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-19 09:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-07-19 10:45 pm UTC
Racism in a can; duly iconized. - [info]mcity, 2006-07-19 11:07 pm UTC
Re: Racism in a can; duly iconized. - [info]kittenmommy, 2006-07-19 11:49 pm UTC
Re: Racism in a can; duly iconized. - (Anonymous), 2006-07-20 01:02 am UTC
Re: Racism in a can; duly iconized. - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-07-20 08:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2006-07-20 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-07-20 01:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dez_chan, 2006-07-20 04:23 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-07-20 08:17 pm UTC

[info]aqua_blurr
2006-07-19 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Wow, no one is using logic on either side of this flamewar. Poor logic, sitting all alone in the corner!
*pours logic a soda pop*

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(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2006-07-19 08:43 pm UTC
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[info]dramedy
2006-07-19 08:48 pm UTC (link)
*is completely distracted by your Josh Groban icon*

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(no subject) - [info]wolfgangmozart, 2006-07-19 08:55 pm UTC

[info]exdee
2006-07-19 08:54 pm UTC (link)
*ignores wank in favor of nifty Batty icon*

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[info]blackjackrocket
2006-07-19 09:08 pm UTC (link)
And here I just thought grape pop was yummy. Who knew it was a tool of the whitey?

Maybe that has something to do with the lack of any diet grape.

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(no subject) - [info]waitwut, 2006-07-19 09:23 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2006-07-20 11:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]influencethis, 2006-07-21 04:53 am UTC
haha the irony of my icons.
[info]warden
2006-07-19 09:09 pm UTC (link)
i can't really help it, but when I read the line "starts a post with his thoughts on Dead Poets Society", i expected it to say "thoughts on yaoi". i'm not sure if that's the same thing, anymore. the internet has ruined my innocent love of that film! ;_;

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Re: haha the irony of my icons. - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-07-20 03:06 am UTC
Re: haha the irony of my icons. - [info]bastet, 2006-07-20 06:33 pm UTC
Re: haha the irony of my icons. - [info]chibicurmudgeon, 2006-07-22 09:44 pm UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2006-07-19 09:20 pm UTC (link)
This is one amateurish English wank. Where's my posts with the thesis and three point analysis? What about my dazzling descriptions of setting, my complex metaphors about the nature of Faygo as representative of human evil? Where's my pretentious, masturbatory digression on grammatical stylings?

You disappoint me, English majors!

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(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-07-20 02:06 pm UTC

[info]hellespont
2006-07-19 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Much love for this from the google results page revealing the secret ties between black people and grape soda:

What's with black people and grape soda? Brandon says: No, it's the grapes that have a thing for black people. You misunderstood.

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[info]hallidae
2006-07-19 09:25 pm UTC (link)
So...the stuff's only supposed to be sold in Detroit, and only supposed to be sold to black people? Then why the hell is it selling so well down here in Tennessee and why wasn't I banned from buying it? (and personally, I think the red pop, or whatever Faygo calls it, is delicious, delicious, liquid addiction in a brightly colored bottle)

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(no subject) - [info]dez_chan, 2006-07-20 04:25 pm UTC

[info]waltraute
2006-07-19 09:29 pm UTC (link)
One time in college we had a Moxie vs. Faygo soda deathmatch. It was a little vile all around.

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(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2006-07-20 04:08 am UTC
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flightstothesea
2006-07-19 09:44 pm UTC (link)
I think this is my chance to say "Get out of my major, you're making it look wanky!"

There's a reason I don't hang out with other English majors.


Also, I loved Dead Poets Society.

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(no subject) - [info]wolfgangmozart, 2006-07-19 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2006-07-19 10:16 pm UTC
*high five* - [info]jenny_atrox, 2006-07-20 08:11 am UTC
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(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2006-07-20 03:31 pm UTC

[info]pyratejenni
2006-07-19 09:45 pm UTC (link)
What is this bint whining about? Everyone knows Faygo's diet root beer rules all. Sheesh!

My mother likes rock 'n' rye, which is just nasty.

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(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2006-07-19 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-07-19 09:54 pm UTC
Heathen ! - (Anonymous), 2006-07-19 11:41 pm UTC

[info]mcity
2006-07-19 10:51 pm UTC (link)
red, grape, and orange sodas
The red sodas always suck, anyway. And the grapes taste too much like candy. I just drink Sprite and orange.

Also; I'm black, and I've never had Faygo.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-19 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Most nonsensical wank ever. And that's saying a lot.

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[info]herongale
2006-07-19 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Faygo is so good, and those billboards are made of awesome. ;____;

Yes, I am in there defending the honor of Faygo as if it were my firstborn child on the hitlist of YHVH's Angel of Death... but if you'd tasted the pure deliciousness of Red Pop ever once in your life, you'd know why. It is one of the most addictive non-controlled substances available in America today.

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(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2006-07-20 04:31 am UTC

[info]ravenscanary
2006-07-20 12:15 am UTC (link)
I...have never, ever heard of grape soda being a "black thing". *scratches head* I feel like maybe I've missed something important. Or something.

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[info]auguris
2006-07-20 12:35 am UTC (link)
I was hope it was a joke argument, and then I went and looked and it wasn't. And then I was sad.

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[info]lindentreeisle
2006-07-20 01:43 am UTC (link)
What about watermelon soda, which I swear to god I'm not making up?

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-07-20 03:04 am UTC
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[info]aristaea
2006-07-20 02:26 am UTC (link)
The only time I have ever heard grape soda referenced in any way is on M*A*S*H. The stereotype should totally be Radar/grape Nehi.

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[info]azawakh
2006-07-20 02:52 am UTC (link)
I was honestly expecting an ad at least somewhere close to the white PSP extravaganza, and all I get are soda bottles and numbers.

Mmm, orange soda.

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[info]kelschuu
2006-07-20 03:12 am UTC (link)
...so, like... does this mean the Japanese are being prejudice for hording all the Golden Apple flavor Fanta for themselves?

...Damn my best friend for bringing just one bottle back from her trip. I must have more...

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(no subject) - [info]riah_chan, 2006-07-20 04:22 am UTC

[info]ladyrogue
2006-07-20 03:27 am UTC (link)
*blink* So I see DPS and expect wank from that and... soda wank. I'm astounded and confused. And ashamed that I share a major with that woman. -.-

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