"Not topless children!" - ohnotheydidnt true to form
So, Tara Reid popped out of her top, as documented in this ohnotheydidnt post. (NSFW, natch) It happens.

However, drama erupts when people's delicate sensibilities are insulted because the pics include oh noes a topless child! Because it's so important to cover up what you don't have yet! Bikini tops are magical protection from pedos, ya know.

Bonus lulz when it turns out that the kid isn't even female.

(further, more rational discussion at feminist_rage)

(EDITed 'cause I accidentally posted the wrong link initially)