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J. Crew Guy ([info]j_crew_guy) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-07-30 20:09:00


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Pagans, not Freemasons, run the country!
Over in the livejournal_uk community, pahnookie makes an... interesting post.

One in which it's revealed that pagans are determined to rule the UK. ...it's a group far more unexpected, far less apparent, and make a big noise about "peace, love and nature" - Pagans. That's right Paganism wants to rule our fair country. They want to have Pagan MP's to represent them (their number stands at less than 40,000 so hardly warrants political representation)...

They would like nothing more than to destroy the church, and any other religious body, most have a hatred for Muslims, they hate capitalism and want to return us all to living in the wild. These are a truly insiduous group.

I don't believe it's evil people that find Paganism, but the Pagan community, and the very nature of what they study inherently leads them to the view that only Paganism is the right answer, and that everyone else should bow down before their altar.


Then there's the best part: You might think they are harmless, but there are numerous Pagan rituals that involve animal sacrifice, destruction of property, paedophilia, child abuse, and ultimately rape and murder. These are often kept quiet, the liberalised British media dare not speak out against minority groups. They are largely ignored, in the mean time they work behind closed doors to bring into affect, a Pagan Britain that lives by their laws, by their morals, and to end democracy. Often they are seen to refer to democracy as demonocracy - the irony abounds.

Speaking of irony, pahnookie reveals that they're an atheist.

A pagan speaks out and tries to point out that the bit about pagans hating Muslims is incorrect. pahnookie is quick to set them straight.

Most people are calm and rational or humorous in their responses, but pahnookie is quick to respond and set them straight in their comments.

This has to be my favorite, though.

Edit: DELETED. Anyone grab it while it was still up?


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(Anonymous)
2006-07-31 01:22 am UTC (link)
Hamsters are the root of all corruption.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2006-07-31 01:24 am UTC (link)
Really? I thought it was white mice.

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(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-07-31 02:31 am UTC
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flightstothesea
2006-07-31 04:36 am UTC (link)
SILENCE, PLEBE!

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[info]misakichi
2006-07-31 03:04 pm UTC (link)
Wait, corruption? I thought they were the root of all consumption?

(Quietly puts away the frying pan and the olive oil)

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[info]kadath
2006-07-31 01:24 am UTC (link)
Damn, pahnookie needs to read up on the atheist party line. We mock Pagans. It's the Christians we hate. Sheesh.

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[info]capsulekei
2006-07-31 01:47 am UTC (link)
Seriously. I think we need to send over another copy of the handbook.

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[info]photosinensis
2006-07-31 02:31 am UTC (link)
What about people who identify as both?

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(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2006-07-31 03:48 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-07-31 01:29 am UTC (link)
While I think that is a load of shit, I have gotten a lot of rude, hateful, and altogether unwarranted crap from pagans for being Muslim.
Conspiracy theories for the lose, though. srsly.
ozone

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[info]panthea
2006-07-31 01:53 am UTC (link)
Dude, really? What exactly is the hate-on for Islam?

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[info]lillyv
2006-07-31 01:35 am UTC (link)
Hide your sons and daughters! THE PAGANS ARE COMING!

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[info]gloria_mundi
2006-07-31 01:40 am UTC (link)
Foibey for the win.

http://community.livejournal.com/livejournal_uk/5290878.html?thread=64943742#t64943742

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(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2006-07-31 02:28 am UTC

[info]distractogirl
2006-07-31 01:52 am UTC (link)
the liberalised British media dare not speak out against minority groups

You what?!!? Since when has the British press kept quiet about anything ever?

Is this person living in the same country as me?

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[info]photosinensis
2006-07-31 02:39 am UTC (link)
OH NOES! THE PAGANS ARE COMING FOR MY CHILDREN!

Seriously, folks. Most of my pagan friends are happy, fluffy people who wouldn't hurt a fly--unless they intended to eat it.

They also, on average, have more sex than you do. Of course, that's why so many people hate them. It's all about the amount of sex you have. If that's the case, then nobody should hate me, as I don't have any sex at all--unless you count my little friends-with-benefits thing I've got going on with my hand.

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(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-07-31 04:05 pm UTC

[info]arionhunter
2006-07-31 02:52 am UTC (link)
If I may say...I don't think the pagans could agree on more than one thing for long enough to manage a major coup.

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(no subject) - [info]distractogirl, 2006-07-31 03:01 am UTC
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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-07-31 05:31 am UTC (link)
Wow. It's like a McCarthyist fell into a time slip and nothing will ever be the samerealised that Commies are passé. Thus, he needed a new group to take sadly misinformed hysterical potshots at...

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(no subject) - [info]polemic, 2006-07-31 06:55 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-07-31 05:37 am UTC (link)
So....hamsters want tax-exempt status? Fine by me.

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[info]influencethis
2006-07-31 06:35 am UTC (link)
....And deleted.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-31 07:24 am UTC (link)
BAHLEETED

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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-07-31 07:35 am UTC (link)
They would like nothing more than to destroy the church, and any other religious body

...if he's an atheist, why the fuck does he care if they destroy the church?

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-31 07:46 am UTC (link)
their number stands at less than 40,000 so hardly warrants political representation

Ok. Back up there. Did you miss your Liberal Democracy class? 1 person warrants political representation, never mind if there are 40,000 of them.

"If one man were of one opinion, and all the world another we would have no more right to silence that one man then he would have to silence all the world". Do you understand that pahnookie? We live in a Liberal Democracy, every single person, whatever their views or how you disagree with them, is entitled to be represented in our political system.

-Roz

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-31 10:45 am UTC (link)
Quick! Take the Daily Mail away from them!

~ Shadowkitty

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-07-31 02:17 pm UTC
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[info]aerobot
2006-07-31 12:09 pm UTC (link)
Of course, didn't you know? All those love-spells and stuff are just a cover. Their REAL spells include 'Crash The Stock Market', 'Smite The Plebes', and 'Control The World'.

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(no subject) - [info]taktuk, 2006-07-31 01:53 pm UTC

[info]eljuno
2006-07-31 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't trust your average group of Pagans to be able to conspire to order a fucking pizza, let alone take over ANYTHING.

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-01 08:43 am UTC (link)
You may be interested in part 2 here:
http://community.livejournal.com/livejournal_uk/5293579.html

~ joolsmd

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