Pagans, not Freemasons, run the country!
Over in the livejournal_uk community, pahnookie makes an... interesting post.

One in which it's revealed that pagans are determined to rule the UK. ...it's a group far more unexpected, far less apparent, and make a big noise about "peace, love and nature" - Pagans. That's right Paganism wants to rule our fair country. They want to have Pagan MP's to represent them (their number stands at less than 40,000 so hardly warrants political representation)...

They would like nothing more than to destroy the church, and any other religious body, most have a hatred for Muslims, they hate capitalism and want to return us all to living in the wild. These are a truly insiduous group.

I don't believe it's evil people that find Paganism, but the Pagan community, and the very nature of what they study inherently leads them to the view that only Paganism is the right answer, and that everyone else should bow down before their altar.

Then there's the best part: You might think they are harmless, but there are numerous Pagan rituals that involve animal sacrifice, destruction of property, paedophilia, child abuse, and ultimately rape and murder. These are often kept quiet, the liberalised British media dare not speak out against minority groups. They are largely ignored, in the mean time they work behind closed doors to bring into affect, a Pagan Britain that lives by their laws, by their morals, and to end democracy. Often they are seen to refer to democracy as demonocracy - the irony abounds.

Speaking of irony, pahnookie reveals that they're an atheist.

A pagan speaks out and tries to point out that the bit about pagans hating Muslims is incorrect. pahnookie is quick to set them straight.

Most people are calm and rational or humorous in their responses, but pahnookie is quick to respond and set them straight in their comments.

This has to be my favorite, though.

Edit: DELETED. Anyone grab it while it was still up?