Savage Wank
For those of you who don't read Savage Love, it's a love and sex advice column written by Dan Savage. His readers tend to be towords the kinky, freaky and perverted, and so are the questions. Dan is also well-known for being highly political(perhaps you know what "santorum" means?) and something of a dick occasionally.
Now that we have introductions out of the way...the wank.

Fact about Dan Savage: He is painfully biphobic. Really, really, admittedly biphobic. He is also throughly bitter about the gay marriage issue.

And so he delivers unto us this column, which is steadily become par for the course: Dan Savage is mad as hell (at everyone who can get married) and he's not gonna take it anymore.

However, his fans are dramatically split: those who agree with Dan, and those who do not at all. Internet fights ensue in spades starting with the first comment.

There's enough "don't like, don't read" for everyone!

rosiposi would be a douche to zir readers too! And Dan's political problems > someone's sexual issues! So nyah!

Bonus wank on the subject of unplanned pregnancy! Tasty!

The last, the best. a completely random (and lame) link to a cartoon called "I Dated An Anarchist!"

Oh, that was fun. I'm sticky now.