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wrongly_amused ([info]wrongly_amused) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-08-13 18:33:00


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Big, fat wank.
Over at [info]ohnotheydidnt, [info]girastra posts an entry about Kelly Clarkson's new look. Because Kelly isn't a size zero, there is of course, wank about her weight.

Our little troll [info]round_bunny starts off our biggest and most fun wank with sharing her impressive knowledge of obseity and Type II diabetes. Seriously, people, I've read her comment five times now and my mind still can't wrap around the stupid.

Lower in the threat, [info]_xxtom declares that people who call Kelly "curvacious" actually mean fat. Small, but [info]round_bunny return for more fun!

That's the main wank, but there are random moments of stupid in there, too.

(Because you all want to know my opinions on yaoi, I agree that the pictures are very unflattering and Kelly needs to pick a better wardrobe, but hot damn, people!)



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[info]catslash
2006-08-13 10:57 pm UTC (link)
That first one is some kind of optical illusion. The pattern of that shirt adds like twenty pounds to her stomach. It's kind of disturbing.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2006-08-13 10:58 pm UTC (link)
... Obese? What the fucking fuck?

My thoughts on yaoi? Fucking HOT. If only she really was gay...

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[info]khym_chanur
2006-08-13 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Wait, size 0 actually exists? That is, size 0 isn't a zero dimensional point with no volume? I've heard that women's shoe size number are kind of whacked, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that clothes sizes are whacked too.

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[info]runrunmarch
2006-08-13 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Finally, a woman who's not just A) all ass or B) a stick! I don't like her voice, but I think she looks good.

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[info]sharps
2006-08-13 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Ah, that haircut does her no favours at all... I learned the hard way that if you've got a little round-ish square-ish face, cutting your hair that much makes your head look really tiny. Kelly whatserface will learn too - just give her six weeks of looking in the mirror and thinking "Gosh my head looks really tiny! I knew I shouldn't have had that haircut." (Or is that just me?)

Couldn't we have more wank about shit hairstyles? Well, not shit so much as poorly chosen. I'll submit my own head for the first hair_wank report, but I'm not famous so no-one will give a toss.

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(no subject) - [info]toph, 2006-08-13 11:20 pm UTC

[info]polemic
2006-08-13 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Wha... "butch?"

Her hair is short, but there's nothing masculine about it. There's a difference, people. o_O

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[info]heddychaa
2006-08-13 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh shit, I think that heifer just hit size 8, whatever will society do now!


(that said, her bod's hot but that shirt is fug-o.)

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-08-13 11:57 pm UTC

[info]tinsolitus
2006-08-13 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Does anyone else think in that one picture she looks like Cordelia from Angel?

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[info]mistal
2006-08-13 11:57 pm UTC (link)
If she's "fat" which she's not, than what am I*? Enormous?

*is slightly over weight.

Also, radioface's icon scares me.

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(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2006-08-14 06:23 pm UTC

[info]quinctia
2006-08-14 12:08 am UTC (link)
How can anyone compare airbrushed mag to goofy candids? O.o

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(no subject) - [info]polemic, 2006-08-14 12:18 am UTC

[info]nifflet
2006-08-14 12:24 am UTC (link)
I'm no fashionista, but that first shirt is...special. Beyond that, goodness knows I don't look good in candid shots of any type, and I don't have people hand-picking my wardrobe and professionals applying make-up; I'd challenge you to find someone who does and then shoot them</i>.

But I'll definitely agree that the hair cut is a mistake.

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[info]amyheartssiroc
2006-08-14 12:25 am UTC (link)
So, short hair makes her a lesbian? Wish somebody'd told me that when I cut my hair, I was actually changing my sexual orientation.

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[info]greenglass
2006-08-14 12:26 am UTC (link)
She's not fat but the shirt in the first picture does make her look like she is. Friends don't let friends wear horrible shirts that do that. Damn.

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[info]azawakh
2006-08-14 12:58 am UTC (link)
Re: round_bunny

She's either a really boring troll or one helluva sad person. Probably both. And for commenting on people's weight, she certainly has enough food icons, albeit with cute CHIBIHOMGZ faces. It reminds me of that one Tales from the Darkside where the woman's food goes all anthropomorphic on her ass.

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[info]mookie
2006-08-14 01:12 am UTC (link)
It took me a while to figure out that what was really bugging me about the bra in the second pic was that it's black. At first I thought it was that it was ill-fitting.

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[info]isntitironic
2006-08-14 01:30 am UTC (link)
Gosh, I wish I was only that fat.

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[info]freezer
2006-08-14 01:37 am UTC (link)
round_bunny needs to die in a fire, is all I know...

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(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-08-14 02:50 pm UTC

[info]fevered_ego
2006-08-14 02:22 am UTC (link)
I don't know anything about this Clarkson chick, but I think that first photo makes her look DAMN hot.

Curvy ladies, come to me! I will cook for you.

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(no subject) - [info]hellespont, 2006-08-14 08:58 pm UTC
Off Topic--My thoughtds on yaoi.
(Anonymous)
2006-08-14 04:58 am UTC (link)
Of all the communities out there ontd's _xxtom has got to be my least favorite mod ever. She is just so annoying. She's always got something nasty to say about the celebrity featured in every single post. I don't get why you'd be a mod of a celebrity gossip community if the only celebrity you like is Benicio Del Toro.

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Re: Off Topic--My thoughtds on yaoi. - [info]puipui, 2006-08-14 05:00 am UTC
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Re: Off Topic--My thoughtds on yaoi. - [info]entelodont, 2006-08-14 07:52 pm UTC
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[info]supersyncspaz7
2006-08-14 06:33 am UTC (link)
I do not know if I want to live in a world in which people think that Kelly Clarkson is fat (however, that leotard/shirt/hair ball thing is creating bad optical illusions there). That's like living in a world where puppies aren't cute and ice cream tastes bad or something. It's just wrong.

Wow, [info]round_bunny and [info]_xxtom are kind of made o' stupid.

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(Anonymous)
2006-08-14 09:37 am UTC (link)
Wait, we're talking about Kelly _Clarkson_?

I read the whole wank thinking of Kelly _Osbourne_

Eh heh heh ^_^o

~Bride-of-Lister

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(no subject) - [info]distractogirl, 2006-08-14 02:23 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2006-08-14 01:25 pm UTC (link)
DAMMIT! Curvy women are the only women I find hot, and they're apparently not allowed to exist or something. QUIT RUINING MY FUN, YOU BASTARDS.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-08-14 03:22 pm UTC

[info]komorebi
2006-08-14 04:11 pm UTC (link)
What poor enslaved spider colony nylon extruder suffered for that shirt?

'Ray, body dysmorphia! I'm gonna say hello to the desk now. And eat a bag of Cheetos for spite.

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[info]atalantapendrag
2006-08-14 05:03 pm UTC (link)
I honestly don't know who Kelly Clarkson is, and those outfits burn my eyes, but if that's fat, call me a chubby chaser. I'd chain her to my futon any day.

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(no subject) - [info]cjk, 2006-08-15 09:30 am UTC

[info]chikane
2006-08-14 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Yes, this is a terrible shirt, but...fat?

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