Didn't we already have a wank like this from little_details?
Over on mock_the_stupid, yavi_no_hikari posts about something her grandfather said about a bumper sticker. (I personally think her grandfather's adorable for what he said.)

Everything seems fairly normal, until liberationparty gets a bee up her ass over the OP's proper use of the word 'rape' in a context that does not involve sexual assault:

Would it be possible for you to constrain use of the word "rape" to its proper context in the future? I know too many people on LJ for whom rape is a triggering term, evoking an all-too-visceral experience. Using it in jest when it could trigger panic attacks and worse in others seems insensitive at best. Please think about it.

Things start getting fun when blackmarketpony shows up.

It's a wee, tiny thing, but it's already getting wanky. And this is Mock The Stupid, it's "don't use this word because I might have a bad reaction to it" wank, and it's the weekend when people are high, drunk, or just plain bored. I'd wager it's just a matter of time before the little wank grows up to a big wank.

The little_details 'rape' wank, provided by ladybirdsleeps in another post I deleted, after getting distracted and accidentally posting to F_W instead of here; thanks for the heads up, sparkythehamste.