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aislyn ([info]aislyn) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-09-01 10:18:00


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Our favorite soap lovers are at it again!
This one's pretty small at the moment, but it's still going, so there's no telling how wanky it'll get.



Over at the LUSH forums, a fairly new member, kaiori, posts a rant about her hatred for the "synthetic" smell of Candy Fluff Dusting Powder. Apparently, kaiori doesn't eat candy because it's unnatural, and she sampled Candy Fluff thinking...well...I don't know what she was thinking if she doesn't like candy. Furthermore, she apparently doesn't know what powder is for.

Several forum members ask just that--what was she expecting? It's slightly snarky, but that's par for the course on the forum. Everyone's pretty well-behaved until robot steps in to call the OP an idiot. A few members call him on his rudeness, and it might have ended at that, except robot's acted this way before.

Robot thinks it's creepy that people are keeping track of what he says. Everyone seems to agree that no, it's not creepy to remember when someone is rude. East Coast Amber apparently admires Robot's ability to be mean, but thinks Robot should stick to being mean about things that are actually important. :scratches head:

The apparently mis-named helper wants to know why people are always fighting and throws in an apparently irrelevant comment about committing suicide. Lush-a-lot brings out the smiting power of lightning bolts, and BigLush seems to think that age is the root of the problem here.

So far, no calls to boycott LUSH or leave the forums, but that's always a possibility.


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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-09-01 03:01 pm UTC (link)
Big Lush: Helper has once again popped on to help the situation with the word "sucks" Do you need to use vulgar slang each time you post?

"Sucks" is vulgar slang? I mean, yeah it's slang, but vulgar? Bitch, are you for fucking real?

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[info]emiweebee
2006-09-01 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Old people think it's vulgar.

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-09-01 03:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-02 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-09-01 10:00 pm UTC

[info]lindentreeisle
2006-09-01 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Well, it IS one of those things my mom always yelled at me for saying when I was a kid.

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-09-01 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2006-09-01 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]made_by_kali, 2006-09-01 06:26 pm UTC
Like a vacuum cleaner, only more so - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 06:43 pm UTC
Re: Like a vacuum cleaner, only more so - [info]made_by_kali, 2006-09-01 06:58 pm UTC
Re: Like a vacuum cleaner, only more so - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 08:02 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-01 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Well, it is short for "sucks balls" or really any variation on "sucks [genitals]".

-jennybunny

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(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-09-01 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-02 03:25 am UTC

[info]sashenka
2006-09-01 04:04 pm UTC (link)
My father stopped yelling at me for using it when I was 11ish. Of course, he gave up on yelling at me for language when he realized I had picked it all up from my mother; Mouth of a sailor, that one has.

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(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-09-01 10:00 pm UTC

[info]clover_elf_kin
2006-09-02 01:28 am UTC (link)
I'm actually on a message board that censors it.

This would be dumb enough, but one section of the board is for BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER...

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(no subject) - [info]littlebitca, 2006-09-02 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-02 05:08 pm UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2006-09-02 03:11 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I don't get it either. When I was a kid, me and my siblings said 'sucks' all the time. In fact, my siblings said it in place of 'fuck' when my mom was around and she never blinked.

Now, if I said 'screw' instead, I was in deep shit. The only time I did say it when I was young, my mother slapped me across the face.

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[info]misachan
2006-09-01 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Aw. For a second I thought this would be wanking about soap operas and got all giddy.

Does anyone remember the old Mediadomain boards? Now there was premium wanking.

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[info]aislyn
2006-09-01 03:15 pm UTC (link)
Hee...sorry to get your hopes up.

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[info]b_jellybean
2006-09-01 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh God, those were AWFUL. Hilarious, but awful.

I actually left the OLTL personal board forever when a few very well-loved posters declared that it was perfectly okay for them to be homophobic and hateful towards another member because they were vetrans.

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(no subject) - [info]misachan, 2006-09-01 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2006-09-02 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-09-02 03:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2006-09-02 09:58 pm UTC

[info]mookie
2006-09-01 07:04 pm UTC (link)
I thought it was about laundry detergent when I saw "soap lovers" and "powder" and thought someone must be wanking over which works better/is easier to rinse/is more environmentally friendly.

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(no subject) - [info]xanos, 2006-09-01 09:57 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-02 03:01 am UTC (link)
Ee! Mediadomain. It scared me off of soap viewing for months.

--pastri_archy,*still going o_O at the boards sometimes*

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[info]verpon
2006-09-01 03:15 pm UTC (link)
must you always go around insulting people? (i'm thinking of the thread where you told nicoleh you didn't "trust" her reviews...) seriously, come on.

Hold the phone a minute! You mean I've been flinging people's Grannies blow goats in hell as an insult when I could have been using something apparently devastating as allegations of dishonesty?

"Yo bitch, you ain't all that, y'know what? I don't motherfuckin' trust you, you anonymous internet person!"

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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-09-01 06:35 pm UTC (link)
You could also tell them that they SUCK, because that's totally vulgar. Saying they're suckily dishonest would be even better.

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(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 06:46 pm UTC

[info]itsirtou
2006-09-01 03:22 pm UTC (link)
"I'm very sorry if I offended anyone, but I will continue to speak my mind on a public forum in the United States of America. Thank you."

Okay!

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(no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2006-09-01 03:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]itsirtou, 2006-09-01 03:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2006-09-01 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-09-01 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2006-09-01 06:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-09-02 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-09-01 03:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]itsirtou, 2006-09-01 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-09-01 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-09-01 10:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-09-02 03:08 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-02 03:26 am UTC

[info]wickedlester
2006-09-01 03:42 pm UTC (link)
This is priceless. Upon reading it, I had a vision of David Naughton dancing down the street, holding up bottles of Lush and singing, "I'm a wanker, you're a wanker, he's a wanker, she's a wanker, wouldn't you like to be a wanker too!"

This is a glorious cirle jerk with the OP and Robot showing them all how it's done.

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(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-09-01 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2006-09-02 03:34 pm UTC
Toejam and Skippy - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-05 06:10 pm UTC

[info]black_spot
2006-09-01 04:10 pm UTC (link)
This is all about funny smelling talcum powder only prettier? I have a desperate urge to place all the posters in a small airless room and see who is the last one to gag. I might even open a book for it.

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(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2006-09-01 07:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waitwut, 2006-09-01 08:28 pm UTC

[info]chez_moi
2006-09-01 05:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh god, I just want to stuff a compressed ton of Candyfluff down ther throats and wait for the inevitable. They're wanky in such a bland, uninspiring way.

MORE INSPIRING WANK, PLZ, LUSHBOARDS.

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[info]rowan
2006-09-01 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Aw, it's so passive-agressively cute! Just like BPAL wank, everyone is too genteel to really get going.

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[info]theladyfeylene
2006-09-01 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I love the people who are all "OMG WHY DID YOU BUY IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE CANDY?!?!?!' and completely ignoring the fact that the chick got it as a free sample.

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[info]herongale
2006-09-01 06:37 pm UTC (link)
None of this can phase me because SEXY PEEL SOAP is going to be available at Lush Windsor starting next week. OMG SEXY MARMALADE SOAP.

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(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-09-01 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2006-09-01 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-09-01 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2006-09-01 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2006-09-01 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-01 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2006-09-01 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tianxiaode, 2006-09-01 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2006-09-01 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tianxiaode, 2006-09-01 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coyotegirl, 2006-09-02 05:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-01 10:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2006-09-02 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2006-09-02 01:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-09-01 10:33 pm UTC

[info]elemcee
2006-09-01 11:31 pm UTC (link)
I went into LUSH today, and bought a soap called Mudflap. :D

I'm not getting any closer to LUSH fandom than I am BPAL fandom, even though I like them both.

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(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2006-09-02 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elemcee, 2006-09-02 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-02 04:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elemcee, 2006-09-02 05:00 pm UTC

[info]mydruthers
2006-09-02 02:18 am UTC (link)
...Until this wank, I still thought it was a swear. Woez.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-02 06:58 am UTC (link)
I somehow missed this even though I'm on the Lush forums all the time. Maybe because I didn't think that the dusting powders could be bringing the wank.

The Lush forumites can be really batshit, though. The older posters keep tabs on you if you've ever posted something snarky, so they can haul it all out when there's another forum scuffle. The really vile stuff goes down in Idle Chatter, which you can't access without logging in (as a result of the PK-Mrs. Murphy wank that was also showed up here). Most recently, people did LexisNexis searches on a woman who claimed to have lost custody of her kid through no fault of her own. The situation did turn out to be sketchy, but nothing illegal was going on. It was extremely creepy that people who had done swaps with this woman used her name and address to do this.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-03 05:45 am UTC (link)
I still don't get how soap has fanpeople.

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