Like a Pheasant! (Animal Rights Wank)
I know, ohnotheydidnt is wank central, therefore poking fun is kind of like making fun of someone's incurable limp. But this one amused me in particular, all for the repetition of a certain word.

So, apparently Madonna has imported a buttload of baby pheasant chicks to grow up on her vast, sprawling estate in the UK. Anybody that either knows about the traditional past-times of the stodgy old English upper crust, or is actually living in the UK, will tell you that this kind of lark happens every year. It's no big deal. Shoot the birds, eat the birds, right? It's like fishing with bullets and doggies and horses. (If I'm wrong, let me know and I'll make corrections).

But the largely US folk over at ONTD are up in arms at this animal rights violation! Drama ensues! And the breaking out of one of the most taboo swear-words en masse!

Says funkyplatypus: F**k you Madonna, you old washed-up has-been dried up pussy. Stop desecrating your image and legacy like you have for the last f**king decade. "RAY OF LIGHT" WAS THE PERFECT WAY TO GO OUT.

e_1982 makes a rather odd Steve Irwin death reference: yeah I'm gonna just pretend a stingray pierced her heart right after Like A Prayer was released, you know the same way Weezer broke up after Pinkerton and Metallica retired in '92 in order to focus on their golf game. mine is a happy world.

A happy world free of capital letters put in the right place, apparently.

The C rolls on:

venusflesh complains: Wow that is f**king disgusting and completely unnecessary. What a diseased c**t.

praxilla doesn't give a f**k, but: ... what is relevant to the story is that SHE condoned it, that makes her the c**t in this reference.

Poor juliejordan is having a fan crisis: You know what? I'm a fan of her but I think this is sick. What a dumbass c**t. It makes me want to take off the Confessions t-shirt I'm wearing. :(

whaturmamasaid: i hope someone pull a dick cheney and shoot her f**king c**t.

Thankfully, blindinsanity arrives to tell the other side of the story.

It's a young wank yet, but knowing ONTD, it could grow beautifully.