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wrongly_amused ([info]wrongly_amused) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-09-05 15:29:00


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Velociraptors could've handled this debate far more efficiently.
His most famous character portrayal might have dealt with the old and fossilized, but Sam Neill delivered some fairly fresh wank this past month.

Over on the IMDB boards, sidkid posts about Sam Neill's most recent ad campaign, whose tagline basically encourages his fellow humans to continue evolution by eating more red meat. Because the OP has a sense of humor, he finishes his post with the line "I wonder what creationist vegetarians think?" Unfortunately, he's the only one there who has one.

ivanawilliams starts off the wank from the get-go with an angry tirade about how much of a hypocritical sell-out Neill is (in other news, Ivana is a Hollywood virgin).

And...we're off!

Enjoy idiotic generalizations from smug carnivores, raging ignorance, ingenius defense for the ominvore side, as well as the inevitable your vegetarianism makes baby Jesus cry (srsly, guys, Jesus was one wanky guy to hear the Internets tell it).

For fun, watch as wclifton tries to bring some logical debate, but don't miss his subtle condemnation of omnivores.

And it only gets better as it grows.


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(Anonymous)
2006-09-05 07:56 pm UTC (link)
First Jurassic Park wank, now Sam Neill wank. Did the stars align for dead/obscure fandoms, or am I missing something?

-Catremistrae

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[info]honorh
2006-09-05 08:00 pm UTC (link)
I, for one, will follow Sam Neill's advice, as Sam Neill is hot I likes me some red meat! On this statement I stand.

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[info]wickedwitch
2006-09-06 05:02 am UTC (link)
as Sam Neill is hot

Oh, thank god I am not the only one to think that.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-06 05:07 am UTC (link)
Thirded. Is there a very in denial shy fanclub I can join?

-Catremistrae

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[info]melancthe
2006-09-05 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Sam Neill always looks like he's saying something deliciously filthy even when it's entirely innocent. See, this is why we all watched Jurassic Park umpteen times.

.. what, there was a wank? Me, I'm just there for the gleeful joy of someone so hot telling me to eat more red meat, oh yes.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-09-05 08:12 pm UTC (link)
I sure wouldn't mind handling some meat with Sam Neill. >D

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[info]melancthe
2006-09-05 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Sam Neill ... meat ...

... you know, I'll just, um, be in my bunk.

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[info]delcj
2006-09-06 01:44 am UTC (link)
Sam Neill always looks like he's saying something deliciously filthy even when it's entirely innocent.

i never thought about it before, but now that you mention it, i'm convinced that must be the reason i like Sam Neill so much too.

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[info]zinkchan
2006-09-05 08:34 pm UTC (link)
I'll eat meat for Sam Neill besides, cows are tasty.

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[info]mmanurere
2006-09-05 09:23 pm UTC (link)
wclifton refers to Pamela Anderson as "among the most attractive people on the planet"? Now, I may not be the best person to be judging female attractiveness, but particularly in the context of promoting health, wouldn't one generally to prefer examples that don't look like they're made of plastic?

Wank between militant vegetarians and militant meat-eaters makes me wish there was a way I could be neither.

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[info]theladyfeylene
2006-09-05 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Pamela Anderson is about as sexy as a lump of half-melted plastic.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-05 11:10 pm UTC (link)
You could eat yogurt and mushrooms?

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[info]ryuutchi
2006-09-06 02:08 am UTC (link)
Be a militant omnivore! Always eat meat and vegetables! Even it's just a snack, make sure you have some from both food groups!

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[info]mmanurere
2006-09-06 02:44 am UTC (link)
I think I'd explode from that much meat. I mean sure, I'll eat meat now and then, usually if I'm visiting friends or family...I just don't like meat that much, particularly how I feel (physically) after eating.

I guess I'm just not militant enough to take part in the wank. Woe.

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[info]riah_chan
2006-09-07 02:43 am UTC (link)
There should be a cage match... poor militant vegetarian...

::is non-militant vegetarian::

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[info]deconcentrate
2006-09-05 09:24 pm UTC (link)
. . . Sam Neill.

. . . plus red meat?

. . . yes please!

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[info]gun
2006-09-05 09:29 pm UTC (link)
I completely adore that we get JP/Finn brothers/Sam Neill wank in the same week.

This has been the best month for wank EVER.

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*reads wank*
[info]gun
2006-09-05 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Oh for fuck's sake. Stop blaming the Australian livestock industry - it's safer, cleaner and pays higher than America's. And meat tastes good.

And Sam Neill DANCED in those ads. I have waited for thirteen years to see him do a dance so lame.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-06 06:44 am UTC (link)
It's the dancing that does it for me. I'd eat more meat just to watch Sam Neill dance. And it's the chicken dance! On an ad for red meat! Lol.

angriestgirl @ lj

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[info]hallidae
2006-09-05 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Pity all I've got in the kitchen right now is chicken. Sam Neill... ::whistles::

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[info]altoidsaddict
2006-09-05 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Red meat: Because, given half a chance, cows would kill you in your sleep.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-05 10:47 pm UTC (link)
There was an awesome advert shown in the UK not so long ago for a milk company. There were all these horror-movie style shots of cows following people home, then the tagline "Something Milk, so good the cows want it back."

Then they made strawberry milk and did the advert with pink cows.

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[info]teruhiko
2006-09-06 05:37 am UTC (link)
Cravendale milk, I think. They're still on.

The pink cows were SO FUCKING FREAKY OH MY GOD.

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[info]yattara
2006-09-06 12:39 pm UTC (link)
England has the freakiest ads...

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-06 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Nonono. That's the Japanese.

I will conceed that we do have some freaking odd commercials (*cough*car commercials*cough*), but having seen Japanese adverts, we are mere ammateurs.

--Athersgeo, who has a fine collection of ads from all over the world

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[info]sharps
2006-09-08 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Have you ever watched that Chris Tarrant programme where he showcases ads from everywhere? Mint! Although I still want to slap him for being an irritating arsehole.

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[info]hearsawho
2006-09-05 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Mmmm BEEF. Mmmm Sam Neill. Evolution has never been tastier.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-05 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Sam Neil for meat. And Joaquin Phoenix for vegetables.

I'm having a very hard time choosing, I've got to say.

- Roz

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[info]sequinedlizard
2006-09-06 01:25 am UTC (link)
I'll just embrace the power of "and" here :)

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2006-09-06 02:06 am UTC (link)
Well, it is recommended that you have a serving from each hotness food group, after all.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-06 08:51 am UTC (link)
But I'm sure if you ate meat then Joaquin would cry look all moody and manly like he did in his PETA advert.

But still, Sam Neil does make a good hotness point.


-Roz

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!!!
[info]gun
2006-09-06 07:19 am UTC (link)


ZOMAHGOD HANDSOME!!!

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[info]livilla
2006-09-06 11:52 am UTC (link)
... Oh man, I have been waiting so. long. for those ads to cause wank. *happy*

Sam Neill is indeed hot.

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[info]littleshebear
2006-09-06 05:00 pm UTC (link)
hard_core_prawn:
'Vegetarians being right = my suicide'.
Feeling a little guilty now?...


Hmm, let me think about this. I think I'm to have to go with, "No, not in the slightest."

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