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claudia ([info]claudia) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-09-06 10:49:00


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Icon wank at its finest
john_waters posts this gem over at youriconsucks. Predictably, after calling everyone's kids ugly, the wank flies fast and hard. Many mothers flock in to post sterling examples of their own baby icons. Some profess that this proves the point. Others respond with curses.

Some highlights:

eadeyes13: oh woe is me...my son is hated by A WHOLE WEBSITE

rikku71683: How about you shut the fuck up because we're going to keep making icons of our children because we love them. Get over it. If you don't like them, too fucking bad. I'm not going to stop iconing my daughter just because somene says they don't like it and then trying to speak for everyone. Fucking idiot, shutup.

Further down, it degenerates into a "Your icons suck!" "No, yours do!" argument.



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[info]brown_betty
2006-09-06 03:37 pm UTC (link)
My favourite:

i wouldn't talk shit about your icons out of respect. don't talk shit about the things i make.

Um, have you seen the name of the comm you're posting in? I think your respect may be irrelevant.

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(no subject) - [info]raane, 2006-09-06 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2006-09-06 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misakichi, 2006-09-06 05:08 pm UTC

[info]wankaholic
2006-09-06 04:01 pm UTC (link)
. . . it's a whiny, apparently childfree emo wannabe mocking them. Why is anyone taking him seriously? o.O

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-06 04:06 pm UTC (link)
The George Clinton wank! Don't miss the George Clinton wank, it's a thing of pure beauty!

http://www.greatestjournal.com/community/youriconsucks/6736125.html?thread=40190461#t40190461

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-09-06 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2006-09-06 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-09-06 05:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]black_spot, 2006-09-06 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-09-06 08:30 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-06 04:15 pm UTC (link)
For more of This Wank's Greatest Hits, check out the mousie's write-up on wank_report:

http://www.journalfen.net/community/wank_report/295.html?thread=795175#t795175

Okay, yeah, I'm the mousie. C'mon, I waded through 330 comments of splooge for you guys! GIVE ME VALIDATION!!1!

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(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2006-09-06 04:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-06 05:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2006-09-07 05:20 am UTC
We'll just clean that sentence up a little bit...
[info]smo
2006-09-06 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Many mothers flock in to post sterling examples of their own baby icons why they are too stupid to breed.

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Re: We'll just clean that sentence up a little bit... - [info]semiotics, 2006-09-06 04:23 pm UTC
Re: We'll just clean that sentence up a little bit... - [info]smo, 2006-09-06 04:24 pm UTC
Re: We'll just clean that sentence up a little bit... - [info]aislyn, 2006-09-06 07:09 pm UTC
Re: We'll just clean that sentence up a little bit... - [info]black_spot, 2006-09-06 08:14 pm UTC
Re: We'll just clean that sentence up a little bit... - [info]alpheratz, 2006-09-06 09:47 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2006-09-06 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Get real our kids are our world THATS why they are our icon. So go back to your lil "Backstreet boy" or "n sync" world and get out of ours. btw, fuck you. k thnx

Somebody needs their mouth washed out with soap.

*looks at own icons* Also, by her logic, my world consists soley of bitchy fictional characters, unhappy cats, odd canines, and the occasional evil chicken.

Wait, maybe she's onto something there...

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-09-06 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-09-06 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2006-09-06 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-09-06 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-07 03:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misakichi, 2006-09-06 05:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2006-09-06 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misakichi, 2006-09-06 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2006-09-06 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xanos, 2006-09-06 09:17 pm UTC

[info]gusty
2006-09-06 04:23 pm UTC (link)
Because I am a good person unlike you, you stupid idiot. Try not to respond to me anymore...thanks

I am very disappointed there wasn't a 'doodycacahead' here instead of 'stupid idiot'. It fits the mood so much better.

oh is that so asshole deal with it we like our kids and you dont have to your just jealous you dont have any

This? Is gold. Pure gold.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2006-09-06 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gusty, 2006-09-06 04:54 pm UTC
Deleted due to leaving out part of the sentence. - [info]misakichi, 2006-09-06 05:20 pm UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2006-09-06 04:47 pm UTC (link)
http://www.greatestjournal.com/community/youriconsucks/6736125.html?thread=40179453#t40179453

No, you people can't be adults ... can you? But - but you type like preteens!

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(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2006-09-06 04:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2006-09-06 05:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theladyfeylene, 2006-09-06 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]black_spot, 2006-09-06 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-09-06 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-06 05:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-09-06 08:32 pm UTC

[info]doomsday
2006-09-06 05:13 pm UTC (link)
im a bitch now? i am going to report you for harassment now if thats okay with you....you are very rude and immature and you need to learn manners....i thought we were somewhat friends...but i dont want anything to do with you..you are a very foul and hateful person...

I don't know whether to laugh at or be scared for [info]deadeyes13, because that's some grade A hypocrisy right there. I think I'll laugh at her and be scared for her kid. She says her ex had her computer all day, but I'm hoping it was her toddler dictating all of this to her. Or she has e-tourettes.

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[info]phosfate
2006-09-06 05:53 pm UTC (link)
How about you shut the fuck up because we're going to keep making icons of our children because we love them. Get over it. If you don't like them, too fucking bad.

Ew. She kisses her baby with that mouth.

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-09-06 08:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-09-06 08:11 pm UTC

[info]theaphelia
2006-09-06 06:50 pm UTC (link)
think about how pathetic it is that you get offended so easily.

Think about how pathetic it is that you are even having this argument.

In general, you fucking suck.

In general, you all fucking suck because you are arguing about LIVEJOURNAL ICONS.

Stop defending your damn icons and go play with your baby if you love them so much.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-07 08:35 am UTC

[info]aislyn
2006-09-06 07:13 pm UTC (link)
I'm frightened that someone two years younger than my little brother has a child. I mean, I know there are lots of young mothers in the world, but...eep.

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[info]black_spot
2006-09-06 07:22 pm UTC (link)
I enjoy making really bad icons, but I couldn’t do it to my kids. What are those mothers on? Just ‘cos baby is cute does not equal good icon.

will not hide icon of son

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(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2006-09-06 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]black_spot, 2006-09-06 08:25 pm UTC

[info]rinoared
2006-09-06 07:24 pm UTC (link)
NOW I realize why I never got into the mommy clubs.

Those people are fucking nuts. I mean, merely the fact that they like all that sparkly shit proves that their brains have been replaced by panna cotta a la breast milk.

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(no subject) - [info]claudia, 2006-09-06 07:25 pm UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2006-09-06 08:38 pm UTC (link)
I think my brain just broke.

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[info]itsirtou
2006-09-06 08:48 pm UTC (link)
That's...a lot of goddamn vitriol for one comment not directed towards anyone in particular.

Plus, that rikku71683 chick is absolutely insane. She goes from "you're a bad person for saying that OUR LIVEJOURNAL ICONS suck on the internet!" to -- seriously -- "I have a right to comment on this post but you don't!"

Really, all I can think of to say to all these psychos is a good, hearty:

Okay!

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[info]itsirtou
2006-09-06 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Also I hate to comment twice but bitches best stop talking smack about George Clinton.

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(no subject) - [info]darthmaligna, 2006-09-06 09:47 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-06 09:16 pm UTC (link)
I love how every single kid icon used in the comments is a shining example of exactly what the OP was griping about. Them's some FUGLY icons right there.

Man, I need to make a gratuitously sparkly icon with my sugar gliders. They're way cuter than anybody's kid.

~Luna

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-09-07 04:34 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-08 12:01 am UTC
Get that, would you, Dierdre?
[info]darthmaligna
2006-09-06 09:46 pm UTC (link)
For the love of all that is holy, half the cunts involved here are my age. Assuming they're American, they can't even drink legally yet and they're already breeding like mad and bitching about it on the internet. I am so, so glad I have school to think about. And that I'm gay. Because the idea that in some alternate universe I somehow could be one of these stupid bitches scares the living hell out of me.

Also, 99% of baby icons suck because they're all shitty photos and for some reason they're all white kids. Babies of other races have a chance to be cute; white babies are almost always freaky little Winston Churchills. I know I was, and I would certainly hope that if my mother had been on the internet in 1987, she wouldn't have made total strangers look at my ugly mug.

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Re: Get that, would you, Dierdre? - [info]pointandlaugh, 2006-09-07 12:05 am UTC
Re: Get that, would you, Dierdre? - [info]black_spot, 2006-09-07 05:39 am UTC
Re: Get that, would you, Dierdre? - [info]rikiki, 2006-09-07 01:03 am UTC
Re: Get that, would you, Dierdre? - [info]avari, 2006-09-07 02:08 pm UTC
Re: Get that, would you, Dierdre? - (Anonymous), 2006-09-07 06:12 pm UTC

[info]melusine
2006-09-06 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Wow, I've never seen so much undulating text and animated glitter in my life. It's like staring into the void and seeing the void flutter giant, silver drag-queen false eyelashes back at you.

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[info]wickedlester
2006-09-06 10:50 pm UTC (link)
I love the information they put about these kids. You just know they're the type of parents who are going to have a fit when their kids grow up and get on the net.

I almost want to make a fake icon of a fake kid, with the child's name, age, address, phone number, and a map to the door. Start it out with "Child molesters please ignore this icon!"

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-06 10:56 pm UTC (link)
I looked at the other entries there, and they all appear to be 13 years old, judging by the fact that they don't know what a vagina dentata is and they say EWWWW at a diagram of how to put a tampon in.
Fucking LAME. Welcome to the internet, GreatestJournal!

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[info]rikiki
2006-09-07 01:21 am UTC (link)
Not to be an "OMG rulez h0r" or take away from the... "glory" that is this wank, but john_waters is 15 according to a couple of comments he's made. So, um, isn't this off-limits?

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-09-07 03:04 am UTC (link)
Dude...who cares if people post icons of their kids? That's what the scroll bar is for. :-/

Not that the other side is any more intelligent.

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[info]delcj
2006-09-07 05:09 am UTC (link)
my theory is, a wank like this became highly probable ever since the people with the breastfeeding icons went over to GJ, where there are silly teenagers galore.

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