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Maria the Lost ([info]mariagoner) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2003-12-29 11:11:00


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Current mood:stressed

Advice Column of Calumny...
Ganked the link from TWS_Support on Livejournal ... It was simply too, too funny to resist.

So what happens when an sweet, kind and utterly innocent young girl asks an advice column on whether she ought to leave her loving boyfriend for her shot-gun wielding, speed-snorting, sexually harassing cousin ... but meets up with a very nasty racist instead?

http://www.livejournal.com/community/advice/151574.html

BTW, here's a short, parodic sequel of that column for the next day:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/advice/152011.html

BTW, a bit of wank about advice columns and "ageism" popped up in the original TWS_Support posting too. How fortuitous for us all!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/tws_support/221987.html



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[info]iczer6
2003-12-29 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Christ I think they're BOTH trolls, hell I'm wondering if they may be the same frigging person.

This is priceless, someone actually offers good advice to the poster and... [http://www.livejournal.com/community/advice/151574.html?thread=496150]

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-29 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Correction: Young BOY.

I didn mention that it had every sin in the Bible...

~feenix, who doesn't feel like logging in.

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[info]beccastareyes
2003-12-30 08:08 am UTC (link)
All of them? Even the ones about not eating seafood or wearing mixed fibers? Wow...

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[info]nevadafighter
2003-12-29 08:58 pm UTC (link)
*reeling from all the all-caps comments* Ow, my HEAD . . .

*goes off to jurisimprudence to make a post*


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[info]mariagoner
2003-12-29 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Huh? Really? What for?

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT FOR!

::sobs::

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[info]nevadafighter
2003-12-30 08:41 am UTC (link)
The ineffectuality of all-caps ranting like a third grader having a temper tantrum.

http://www.journalfen.net/community/jurisimprudence/29038.html Here, enjoy. ;)

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[info]mariagoner
2003-12-30 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Heeeeeee!

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chaoskind
2003-12-29 11:04 pm UTC (link)
This did rock my socks to no end ;D

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[info]backfromspace
2003-12-30 12:22 am UTC (link)
We are in the new millenium and it's time for Homosexuals to not be prejudiced against!

I want that on a poster. It's so... catchy.

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[info]feenix
2003-12-30 06:27 pm UTC (link)
Heh. Every time I see that, I think "It is the Nineties, and there is time for KLAX."

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-03 10:05 am UTC (link)
YOU ENJOYED ALLOWING YOUR FUCKING COUSIN TO RIP HIS FLESHY MEAT-SABER INTO YOUR FUCKING MAN-ASS, YOU FAGGOT.

Best. Euphemism. EVA.

-Britney

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