Current mood:

*drool*

Today I have brought you a lovely double-shot wankspresso from ljsecret, the wank that keeps on wanking, all from September 8th's second post.

First up, we have the obligatory homophobic secret. This one opines that homosexuals are mentally ill, and presents the very convincing argument that men have a penis and women have a vagina, therefore homosexuality is wrong. Of course, this causes wank in the comments. A sampling:

"It's like a birth defect."
"Not all of us have sex to squeeze out parasites!!1!1"
"The secret says they accept homosexuals, therefore saying they're mentally deficient is OK."
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT". "The Internet is serious business and NOT FAIR."
"Then why do we have appendixes?"
"Being gay IS A CHOICE and just means you get made fun of in high school!"

Secondly, in this particular secrets post, many of the secrets have obviously been made by the same person (all using the same old/vintage-type photos, same font, etc.) So, naturally, people point this out. And bitch. On every. Single. Page. A troll! mouse shows up on page 5 to take the piss. People don't get the hint and continue to whine about it on later pages.

Bonus funny re Number 25: EGGS AREN'T ABORTED CHICKENS. They're... well, click at your own risk.