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I didn't learn joined-up writing for nothing! ([info]memorycharm) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-09-11 22:14:00


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crafty tacky lamp wank
[info]craftgrrl is a community where crafty, um, grrls and the like can share their projects, ask for tips, and generally dork out on Mod Podge and amigurumi. The wank level is low, the glitter level high, and a fun time is usually had by all.

Until last night. [info]woah_the_kettle posts "I freaked out on a boring white lamp!" The results, detailed in several pictures, are... busy, shall we say?

[info]llamables starts things off with "That has to be the nost tackiest/scene lamp I've ever seen." [info]whoa_the_kettle shoots back with "i just thought i might point out that i'm not the one who has death cab for cutie on my friends list on myspace :)" 'Cos... Death Cab for Cutie = tacky lamp? There are accusations and denials of being 'scene', people jumping in to defend the lamp, [info]perpet worrying about the lamp being a fire hazard and, this being craftgrrl, many suggestions on how to improve the lamp.

Finally, to cap it off, [info]peppercini makes a separate post asking everyone to not be so meeen.



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[info]wankismyfandom
2006-09-12 05:50 am UTC (link)
Oh, my God, she killed it.

And raped its corpse.

And then ate it.

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At least she knows it! - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 06:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2006-09-12 07:13 am UTC

[info]musouka
2006-09-12 05:56 am UTC (link)
I'm rather embarassed to admit that when I saw the phrase "I freaked out on a boring white lamp", my first thought was "lamp sex wank??".

Though what she did to the lamp isn't much better...

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(no subject) - [info]willywanka, 2006-09-12 12:51 pm UTC

[info]mochibuni
2006-09-12 06:02 am UTC (link)
I like the, "Don't snark in public you idiots! ...but don't snark in private either, lame idiots! ...don't snark period, super lame idiots!"

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[info]ghostmaster
2006-09-12 06:06 am UTC (link)
Is it just my imagination, or did peppercini post a picture of a twelve year girl's room after claiming to be a grade school teacher? I suppose it's possible, but most of the teachers I used to clean house for were rather more conservative. I think the wildest I've ever seen was a nice Native American lady (I don't remember her tribe, sadly) who had dream catchers and sage smudges everywhere.

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[info]semirecluse
2006-09-12 06:16 am UTC (link)
I actually like the top half of the lamp.

ALSO. "SCENE" IS NOT AN ADJECTIVE PLZKTHX.

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-09-12 08:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]willywanka, 2006-09-12 12:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 03:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-09-12 05:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rowan, 2006-09-12 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2006-09-12 02:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chrome327, 2006-09-12 02:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-12 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]monsley, 2006-09-13 12:29 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 02:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]koipool, 2006-09-13 04:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2006-09-12 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 05:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - ealusaid, 2006-09-12 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2006-09-13 02:41 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-12 06:24 am UTC (link)
Fire hazard? Someone needs to set fire to the damn thing.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-12 06:31 am UTC (link)
God she pisses me off... yes, dinosaurs are now scene, as are polka dots. If you don't know that, you fail at being scene. "Bikini kill is awesome" "crazy robots and strawberries are awesome" dslfjsdfjds. shut up.

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Y HALLO THAR LLAMABLES! - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 03:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - notmonkey, 2006-09-12 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mael, 2006-09-13 01:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2006-09-13 07:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 08:49 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-12 06:34 am UTC (link)
[info]llamables wanks a bit on her own LJ too. Check it out. (http://llamables.livejournal.com/86978.html) She swears every sixth word, it's charming.

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[info]mastervex
2006-09-12 06:36 am UTC (link)
What the fuck is "scene"? I find myself really wanting to slap anyone who talks about people and things being "scene" regardless of whether they think "scene" is good or bad, and I don't even know quite what they're talking about.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2006-09-12 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2006-09-12 07:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-09-12 10:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2006-09-12 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-12 03:19 pm UTC
OT - [info]nekoneko, 2006-09-12 02:47 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]mastervex, 2006-09-12 05:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]braisinhussy, 2006-09-12 03:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2006-09-12 04:47 pm UTC

[info]ilpalazzo
2006-09-12 06:44 am UTC (link)
That is one shit-ugly lamp. And yet somehow boring. When I hear 'freaked out', I imagine fluorescent hot glue, chandelier danglies, sequins, maybe some stuffed animals stuck on there. That's just crappy decoupage. My CAT can do crappy decoupage.

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(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2006-09-12 07:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2006-09-12 07:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-12 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2006-09-12 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 02:29 am UTC

[info]belafarinrod
2006-09-12 06:49 am UTC (link)
awesome! a scary spider backpack! so cute ^^

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-09-12 08:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffeebun, 2006-09-12 09:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2006-09-12 02:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 03:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]keleri, 2006-09-12 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2006-09-12 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]memorycharm, 2006-09-12 05:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]memorycharm, 2006-09-12 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]influencethis, 2006-09-13 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-12 09:50 pm UTC

[info]coffeebun
2006-09-12 07:21 am UTC (link)
The title of [info]peppercini's post is "Please do not comment making me feel bad."
And her room is neon pink and lime green.
She's also a school teacher.

... *blinks*

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-09-12 08:32 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 10:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffeebun, 2006-09-12 10:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melandry, 2006-09-12 01:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 02:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2006-09-12 04:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melandry, 2006-09-12 04:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-09-12 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]willywanka, 2006-09-12 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvorkosigan, 2006-09-12 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melandry, 2006-09-12 07:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2006-09-12 02:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-09-12 05:20 pm UTC

[info]squib
2006-09-12 07:55 am UTC (link)
There is some seriously fugly shit in that community.

So why can't I stop looking at it?

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[info]doomsday
2006-09-12 08:25 am UTC (link)
and just to make things clearer for you, you can't win arguments on the internet, no one can. because its the internet. the simple fact that a person is wasting their time in CYBERSPACE makes them lose. i'm not on the internet to win. i'm on the internet to lose. and that, gentlemen, is the only way anyone can justify being on the interbutt.

That's an interesting philosophy right there. Makes all the jurisimprudence laws pretty null and void.

("Interbutt" totally made me chortle. I'm so mature.)

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(no subject) - [info]whimsy_chan, 2006-09-12 02:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 03:22 pm UTC

[info]hristaesir
2006-09-12 09:17 am UTC (link)
I eagerly await the post wherein that lampshade BURSTS INTO FLAMES.

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(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-09-12 07:26 pm UTC

[info]marsdragon
2006-09-12 09:35 am UTC (link)
Hey, it's the Bishop's Bird Stump. Except a lamp.

Sadly, there is a lack of people being thrown into rivers there.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-09-12 01:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2006-09-12 04:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]memorycharm, 2006-09-12 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]westmoon, 2006-09-13 02:33 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-14 08:07 am UTC

[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-09-12 11:29 am UTC (link)
In the 'dun be mean' post, arian_diana has this paranoid SHIT HAEMORRHAGE that wuld pugt most conspiracy theorists to shame, oh GOD.
"I KNOW WHO U R"

"What?"

"YOU HAVE SIX OTHER ACCOUNTS DUN LIE TO MEEEEE"

"Wait, what!?"

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[info]stella_polaris
2006-09-12 12:05 pm UTC (link)
That's an ugly motherfucking lamp.

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[info]aerobot
2006-09-12 12:14 pm UTC (link)
Now presenting ...the weirdest image macro ever.

I mean ... zuh?

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(no subject) - [info]mael, 2006-09-12 01:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2006-09-12 02:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadgayrobin, 2006-09-12 02:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 03:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-09-12 04:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2006-09-12 04:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rowan, 2006-09-12 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-09-12 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]microclimate, 2006-09-12 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squeakthemouse, 2006-09-12 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-09-14 04:16 pm UTC

[info]phosfate
2006-09-12 01:28 pm UTC (link)
Please take of the dinosaur ribbon. The dinosaur ribbon does! not! go!

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[info]the_wanlorn
2006-09-12 02:11 pm UTC (link)
So, who else kind of likes that lamp in all of it's tacky, semi-boring fire hazard glory?

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(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-09-12 02:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]autumnyte, 2006-09-12 04:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frenzy, 2006-09-12 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-09-12 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2006-09-12 09:16 pm UTC
And the logical conclusion - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-12 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]warrioreowyn, 2006-09-12 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-09-14 04:18 pm UTC

[info]deoridhe
2006-09-12 02:19 pm UTC (link)
And "You SUCK and are LAME for insulting people!" rears its ugly head again.

Honestly; are we completely lacking in logical skills, here?

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-09-12 02:56 pm UTC (link)
Lamp wank! My life is complete! :-D

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[info]hickorydickory
2006-09-12 03:20 pm UTC (link)
[my thoughts on the lamp]

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2006-09-13 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-09-14 04:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-15 03:21 am UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2006-09-12 03:34 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear lord, that is one fugly lamp.

And what's with the hugs and cuddles attitude of that community? Reality check!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 06:02 pm UTC


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