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formerly "garochi" (but I'm okay now!) ([info]jar) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-09-12 17:46:00


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Current mood:GRRRRRR

wankbait: homeless whores!
Someone makes this post in brutal_honesty.: Use your vagina!
The only way a woman can be homeless is by choice.Any woman who finds herself on the street just has'nt realized the power of her own vagina. It doesnt matter how ugly, wierd, or smelly you are there is always some man that will give you shelter. He will buy you food,water and shelter, and the drugs that got you in this predicament. Yes, it basically means you're a whore, but hey, isnt a shower and a meal worth it?


Wankbait? Troll? Just a complete fuckbag? Who knows. But people bring the smackdown within the first four comments.

[ETA]: Then there's this lovely comment: Aren't all women whores anyway?

I went "haha" when I read that, thinking the commenter was joking. FAIL. My faith in human beings is apparently still too strong: [info]mengus:
It's particularly funny that this comment was made by a woman.


[info]cuntchocula
I was including myself in that comment. We're all guilty of exchanging sex for something.


No. Just... no.

[ETA2]: Thanks to [info]wankaholic for the link to the metaquotes post: mengus
"I'm sorry that you hate the power of your vagina."

Here:
Debating with an uber feminist is super lulzy.


Because mentioning you don't think VAGINA POWERZ solve everything? Makes you an uber-feminist.

[ETA3]: I have a feeling [info]mengus (of the metaquoted comment above) is a troll. There's a post by he/she/it further down in b_h that can't possibly be anything other than trolling (or, it could be, but my mind would explode from trying to compute the stupid): The Child Free: If the function of all biological life is to reproduce, then those that deliberately choose not to have kids are genetic anomalies. Mutants, if you will, that use reason as a pretext to go against nature. To wit, that's Natural Selection in action. They are failures. At life.

Oh God, that's funny.


Kind of unrelated, but so WTF worthy I had to share.




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(Anonymous)
2006-09-12 08:03 am UTC (link)
Use my vagina! It's so simple.

Whenever I'm in a situation I don't want to be in. Parking ticket? Get the vagina out. Need an essay extension? The vagina! Not enough money for rent this month? The all-fixing power of the vagina!

Why didn't I think of that?

-no_utopia @ LJ

And in my opinion, troll. It hasn't answered nay of the comments. Though there's a lot of stupidity in those too.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 11:09 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]arionhunter, 2006-09-14 09:30 pm UTC

[info]airawyn
2006-09-12 08:17 am UTC (link)
That is astoundingly wanky.

OP's point is that any women willing to lower her standards can find a way out of homelessness, therefore any woman who is homeless and choses not to do so is chosing to remain homeless- you can't deny the truth of that statement. - selene212

I'm not going to touch that logic with a ten-foot pole. The stupidity might be catching.

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(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2006-09-12 09:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-09-12 09:22 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]misakichi, 2006-09-12 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2006-09-12 04:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-09-12 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-09-12 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2006-09-13 09:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-09-13 08:20 pm UTC

[info]greenling
2006-09-12 08:30 am UTC (link)
Why stop at women?

Though hell, if you're willing to lower your standards that far, you get yourself a little dress and find someone drunk enough and anyone can be a woman.

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-09-12 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2006-09-12 08:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]monsley, 2006-09-12 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]akilika, 2006-09-17 10:11 pm UTC

[info]wankaholic
2006-09-12 08:40 am UTC (link)
Don't forget the metaquotes post!

Knew this was going to end up here as soon as I saw it.

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(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-09-12 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ianthefira, 2006-09-12 08:52 am UTC

[info]avari
2006-09-12 09:08 am UTC (link)
And by that same reasonning, all homeless men should use the magical power of their own ass?

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(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-12 03:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semtex, 2006-09-12 04:58 pm UTC

[info]azazello
2006-09-12 09:53 am UTC (link)
Because mentioning you don't think VAGINA POWERZ solve everything? Makes you an uber-feminist.

But... but... *splutters*

I thought buttsekks solved everything? At least that's what fandom taught me. Is fandom wrong? *cries*

Surely it should be use your bum?

*runs away*

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(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2006-09-13 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiye, 2006-09-13 06:32 am UTC

[info]gal_montag
2006-09-12 10:52 am UTC (link)
We're all guilty of exchanging sex for something.

Orgasms mostly.

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-09-12 04:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chrome327, 2006-09-12 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2006-09-13 02:50 am UTC

[info]marylake
2006-09-12 10:53 am UTC (link)
First time my jaw has literally dropped at a wank report.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 03:54 pm UTC

[info]deconcentrate
2006-09-12 11:02 am UTC (link)
We're all guilty of exchanging sex for something.

Oh, what the fuck.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-09-12 11:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]confluence, 2006-09-12 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-09-13 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 02:26 pm UTC
Why? WHY does my brain go to these places?
[info]aerobot
2006-09-12 12:09 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry that you hate the power of your vagina.


... Okay, look. I've been working on an X-men crossover for a week. I've been reading scans, reading issue summaries, the works. I've had mutants on the brain. So what the hell do you think I imagined when I read this?

"You fools, X-Men! You stand no chance against the power of my vagina!"

*goes to the special hell*

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Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]jar, 2006-09-12 12:14 pm UTC

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Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]jar, 2006-09-12 12:22 pm UTC
Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]melandry, 2006-09-12 01:32 pm UTC
Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]jar, 2006-09-12 01:34 pm UTC
Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]puipui, 2006-09-12 07:37 pm UTC
Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]grand_sealink, 2006-09-13 05:38 am UTC
Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]aerobot, 2006-09-13 09:24 am UTC
Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]mcity, 2006-09-12 04:17 pm UTC
Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]suziecroft, 2006-09-12 06:10 pm UTC
Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]dejla, 2006-09-12 09:29 pm UTC
Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 08:28 pm UTC
Re: Why? WHY does my brain go to these places? - [info]dejla, 2006-09-13 10:44 pm UTC

[info]hobbitsexual
2006-09-12 12:29 pm UTC (link)
I don't think I understand what's wrong with being a whore, being a feminist and loving your vagina.

I definitely think there's something wrong with being disdainful or dismissive of being any or all those three states.

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(no subject) - [info]hobbitsexual, 2006-09-12 12:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-09-12 12:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hobbitsexual, 2006-09-12 12:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-09-12 12:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-12 03:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-09-13 12:21 am UTC
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super anon battle yeayeayea - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 04:49 am UTC
Re: super anon battle yeayeayea - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mael, 2006-09-12 01:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avari, 2006-09-12 01:45 pm UTC

[info]tyraarane_
2006-09-12 12:51 pm UTC (link)
Oh, great. It's not even 8AM and already humanity has made me want to drink myself into a stupor. That's got to be a new record.

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[info]brown_betty
2006-09-12 01:10 pm UTC (link)
[info]cuntchocula has to be a troll, or aspiring rfjason. Look at its interests: "bad baby names, bad fashion, bad icons, bigfloppyzebracocksallupinyourface!!!!!, dead babies, pancake butt, patsy cline," just to pick a a few.

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(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-09-12 01:12 pm UTC
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[info]itsirtou
2006-09-12 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Now, where have I seen mengus before...?

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2006-09-12 02:50 pm UTC
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[info]the_wanlorn
2006-09-12 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Sadly, mengus isn't a troll. He's just an ass.

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(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-09-12 02:17 pm UTC
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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-09-12 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Y'know, my stepsister once made a comment along the lines of, "We're all whores, deep down. Male or female. We're all having sex to get something from the other person."

But she was, y'know, joking.

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(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-12 03:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-09-12 03:19 pm UTC

[info]darkvalkyrie
2006-09-12 02:49 pm UTC (link)
We're all guilty of exchanging sex for something.

Wow, and here I thought I had sex because I enjoyed it, not because I needed to thank my boyfriend for making me breakfast this morning. Sweeping generalization much?

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2006-09-12 04:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2006-09-12 08:45 pm UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2006-09-12 02:56 pm UTC (link)
We're all guilty of exchanging sex for something.

Apparently I have a magical hymen that regrows itself. And it can't have been very good sex for me to have forgotten it like that. I hope I got something good for it.

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2006-09-12 04:37 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-09-12 02:59 pm UTC (link)
Mengus isn't a troll but rather just a 40 something year old douchebag with way too much time on his hands for his own good.

~ sarah

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-13 02:19 am UTC

[info]isntitironic
2006-09-12 03:11 pm UTC (link)
I keep expecting your icon to have a 3-D picture in it if I cross my eyes just right...

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(no subject) - [info]jar, 2006-09-13 06:51 am UTC

[info]semirecluse
2006-09-12 03:13 pm UTC (link)
The whole wank reminds me of this semi-shitty book which I had to read for one of my courses. "Yay prostitution! It's a matter of women's agency!" Which might actually be worth considering, if not for the fact that it's coming from a bunch of academics who have never, in fact, been obliged to risk AIDS in exchange for a meal and a shower.

Although what really killed me was the chapter-long apologetic for child sex trafficking.

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[info]hallidae
2006-09-12 03:19 pm UTC (link)
.......Damn, I so did not need this to be the first webpage I saw after waking up.

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"My Kathy Lee Gifford sportswear and above ground pool say otherwise!"
[info]zealot
2006-09-12 03:21 pm UTC (link)
beatlegryphie: Hmm funny, my two sports cars in the garage, plus a nice home make me think otherwise when it comes to failing.

mengus: Hmmm my Audi, 4Runner, MotoGuzzi, Rolex and seventy acres of property compare just fine.

Those sorts of exchanges make me giggle.

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He who dies with the most toys... - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 03:37 pm UTC
Re: He who dies with the most toys... - [info]dejla, 2006-09-12 09:31 pm UTC
Re: He who dies with the most toys... - (Anonymous), 2006-09-12 09:51 pm UTC

eviemouse
2006-09-12 04:04 pm UTC (link)
I knew that this whole "brain" thing was highly overrated.

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[info]caito
2006-09-12 04:34 pm UTC (link)
Does the phrase "feminist wank" make anyone else kind of giggly?

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