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	(Anonymous) 2006-09-23 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Papa Joe has the good life. It must suck to be the daughter of a man who is an incestuous pervert. --bambam630 on LJ (Reply to this)

	shallow_kid 2006-09-23 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Hugo Chavez is living proof that Howard Dean had children. That ... is just all kinds of special, right there. Funderful is what it is. ~Magikal~, even. (Reply to this)

	thoughts on yaoi (Anonymous) 2006-09-23 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Joe Simpson is a skeeeeezy guy. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-23 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	You aren't the only one who can't tell what the fuck is going on in there. (Reply to this)

	oxydosic 2006-09-23 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Joe Simpson makes me feel all creepy inside. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ruby_tuesday 2006-09-23 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	He's like that one uncle I was always kinda scared to go near at family gatherings. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	judyhazeleyes 2006-09-24 03:56 am UTC (link)
	... is suddenly glad she has no uncles (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	panthea 2006-09-24 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	Try having all your uncles come from a very touchy-feely culture with none of those personal boundaries issues. I could never tell which one was the Bad Uncle! ::cries:: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-24 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't got a bad uncle but I have a cousin who got a gender change. Does that count for anything? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-25 05:04 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-25 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh good. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gal_montag 2006-09-23 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I confess, Chavez was kind of funny at the UN. Pronouncing G-Dubs The DEVILLE and then crossing himself. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-24 12:51 am UTC (link)
	I kept waiting for him to tell America to stop playing the fool's ball. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2006-09-24 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Ah, Simpson, the subject of one of my favorite outbursts by a friend of mine, who, upon finding out he used to be a minister, said: "Wow, that's creepy. I bet he was one of the ones they never caught for molesting the choirgirls and altarboys." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-24 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Your friend just won an intranetz. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	suzuran_sumire 2006-09-24 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Your friend and I share a brain. (Reply to this)(Parent)

suzuran_sumire
2006-09-24 03:11 am UTC (link)

Hugo Must go home his UN address was a mess and his leadership is Cuban so where is the Chilli. Castro has gone anywhere he has just multiplied. If we do bussines with Chilli, and other south American countries we're doing bussines with Cuba because it seems to me there one and the same.

Chilli? Yeeeeeah... I'll just go to that corner over there.

*bashes head repeatedly into globe*

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	(Anonymous) 2006-09-24 05:32 am UTC (link)
	joins you in headglobe-ing (Reply to this)(Parent)

	zinkchan 2006-09-24 05:42 am UTC (link)
	So, does this mean that Chavez is acutally the president of a country made of sentient chilli? Becuase I would think he'd get hungry and want to eat his people at some point. joins in headdesking (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	suzuran_sumire 2006-09-24 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Nah, see, cause the country is made of chilli! Just like in that Simpsons episode where Homer thinks he's in the land of chocolate and eats a lamp post! Just imagine the flavourful goodness lying in them there streets! Not to mention the flatulence, but hey... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

zinkchan
2006-09-24 05:57 am UTC (link)

Oh, I see!

I guess I should move to Venezuela then, since I won't ever need to go food shopping again. Just scoop up dirt and put it in a pot to cook. Sure it might be bad for vegetarians (unless there's a region made entirely of vegeterian chilli), but hey! No starving people.

well, the flatulence might keep out invaders; smell can be an effective, non-leathal weapon

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	(Anonymous) 2006-09-24 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Since true chilli doesn't have meat in it unless it's called chilli con carne it would be vegetarian paradise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zinkchan 2006-09-24 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Ah! I'm used to most people I know calling chilli with meat chilli, so I'd forgotten that chilli's vegitarian. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	queencallipygos 2006-09-25 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	well, the flatulence might keep out invaders; smell can be an effective, non-leathal weapon According to SOUTH PARK, that weapon worked well for Canada. (Reply to this)(Parent)

aerobot
2006-09-24 03:15 am UTC (link)

America has done more than any other nation to advance human rights, here and abroad. Don't forget that Africans were sold into slavery by their own goddamn people. America is the reason they live free today.

Oh fuck, not this again. Okay, sure, the US horribly oppressed them and treated them like dirt for a very long time, but it's different now, and they should be GLAD the US did all that for them!

And America always upholds human rights. Just ignore those secret jails and the wire-tapping.

Man, this attitude shits me. You can love your country, but don't whitewash everything because your country can do no wrong.

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	chrome327 2006-09-24 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Goodness - sandylp55 seems to be on quite a frothing roll there. Seems to have been set off by the Dixie Chicks. They made him get his capslock all stuck. I had no idea that incoherent rage could make me giggle this long. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-24 03:56 am UTC (link)
	If we do bussines with Chilli I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back . . . (Reply to this)(Thread)

	telesilla 2006-09-24 04:02 am UTC (link)
	stabs you with guns Thanks a lot for the earworm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-24 08:34 am UTC (link)
	You're stabbing me with guns? Would you like some help with understanding the proper use of firearms? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-24 08:42 am UTC (link)
	And, uh, I just realized how nasty that last post might come off. Sry? (Reply to this)(Parent)

avari
2006-09-24 10:21 am UTC (link)

America has done more than any other nation to advance human rights, here and abroad.

You know, I do like the USA probably more than most of my fellow citizens but... hahahaha! Speaking of "Chilli", I seem to recall this guy named Augusto Pinochet.

Chavez' comments are what many in this country believe. I have absolutely no problem with his comments. We need more people in this country to be courageous enough to stand up and say what's on their minds.

Oh yeah, because saying bad stuff about Bush is SO BRAVE! Thank God for dear old Hugo to teach us about how to stand up for ourselves. Clearly, calling your opponent "devil" is the way to go to instaure a rational exchange of ideas world wide. And no, it's not demagogy. For real.

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	(Anonymous) 2006-09-24 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Chavez' control over Venezuela's government is the stuff of certain conservatives wildest fantasies. Not exactly Mr. Moral High Ground here. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-09-24 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	At least Hugo Chavez put Noam Chomsky's book (back?) on the NYT's best-seller list. -jennybunny (Reply to this)

	entelodont 2006-09-24 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Chavez/Simpson OTP? But I still prefer Mugabe/Chavez. It plays out in my head like a telenovela, especially the part where Fidel comes home early and catches them in bed. (Reply to this)

	shadowkitty 2006-09-24 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	... I thought this was going to be about Homer. I am sorely disappointed. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	amxjm 2006-09-24 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	I was thinking Abe myself for some reason. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	queencallipygos 2006-09-25 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hugo Chavez is living proof that Howard Dean had children. What does this even mean? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ruby_tuesday 2006-09-26 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. I don't think anyone does. Perhaps the commenter is trying to say the Chavez is Dean's son? But in that case...what? (Reply to this)(Parent)