It sucks to be a wanker.
AOL journal It Sucks To Be You posts that this week, it sucks to be Papa Simpson.

Because Hugo Chavez is mentioned as a runner-up, and because this is an AOL feed journal, there is wank. Mostly political wank, with a racist tangent about Africa and the assertion that all preachers are trying to make a buck.

Other highlights include:

gvieto: Hugo Chavez is living proof that Howard Dean had children.

pgsames: What an unfair dirtbag who wrote the article demonizing Jessica Simpsons Dad.
Just because you have an attituide against him why hurt him in front of the world. I hope someone exploits your faults one day and makes you lokk like a dirtbag

procnsultg: Let's all keep in mind...The War on Terror is NOT about politics...it's about our survival!

rjgcaputo: CHAVEZ-BUSH,BUSH-CHAVEZ, AND THE WINNER IS. CHAVEZ, EVEN IF HE IS NOT VERY POPULAL AT THE MOMENT. HE STILL BE AROUND AFTER 2008!

I honestly have no idea what some of these people are trying to say.