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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-09-24 16:41:00
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Current mood:*thud*

[info]hildeaux stumbles across [info]arborphilia, a community dedicated to . . . loving trees. She then posts a photo of a tree, with her mood icon as "horny."

[info]ricochet_rabbit, the maintainer, takes offense at this.

Discussion of what constitutes a 'naked' tree, pedophilia, and god knows what else abound!

ETA: Should probably add, the community maintainer, [info]ricochet_rabbit is a known troll/has been featured on Encylopaedia Dramatica, and as [info]mcity pointed out, the community isn't "real."

Still, the wank exists, as people fail to see that it's faked.
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[info]miss_eponine
2006-09-24 08:51 pm UTC (link)
So, the tree is naked because it's not covered with leaves? And therefore it is a pornographic tree?

I just thought it was a nice picture of a tree.

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(no subject) - [info]leto, 2006-09-24 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-24 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2006-09-25 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-25 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2006-09-25 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalika_maxwell, 2006-09-25 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-25 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalika_maxwell, 2006-09-25 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-09-25 11:15 am UTC

[info]delarina
2006-09-24 08:51 pm UTC (link)
I...just...I...wow.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-24 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Okay, when I was 19 and saw Nekromantik, I thought I'd seen everything. Then I got the internets, and I thought I'd seen everything. Now this. Tree wank. I'm done. I've seen EVERYTHING.

--sys_64738 @ LJ


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[info]mcity
2006-09-24 08:52 pm UTC (link)
It's fake. The whole comm is fake.

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2006-09-24 08:53 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2006-09-24 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me I'm not the only one who giggled over the phrase 'indecent trees'.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-24 09:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-09-25 02:45 pm UTC

[info]eilan
2006-09-24 08:56 pm UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/arborphilia/15599.html?thread=88303#t88303

OMG, just when I was over that freaking song. It haunts me...

So, is that community a joke or not? I'm still undecided.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-09-24 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-09-25 06:54 pm UTC

[info]black_spot
2006-09-24 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Totally cracked up. Rabbits eat tree saplings so why has the mod got an icon of one? Cruel… so cruel.

I shall now look at me trees in the garden in a different light. Wonder if hubby should be worried?

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[info]shallow_kid
2006-09-24 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Are you blind? Take a look. That tree is not covered up in any way at all. Do you think people will take us seriously if we keep showing off stuff like this? Think about all the children that visit this community everyday trying to discover their sexuality. Do you really think they should be seeing this?

It would be so awesome if that was a real comm and a real, non-trolly mod. The batshit would be strong in this one.

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[info]khym_chanur
2006-09-24 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Please, no bark-bashing.

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[info]doomsday
2006-09-24 09:53 pm UTC (link)
All wank should be as silly as this.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-09-24 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-25 12:51 am UTC

[info]shakeandbake
2006-09-24 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Well, I came.

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[info]missm
2006-09-24 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Heh. That's not tree porn. This is tree porn.

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(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2006-09-24 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibicurmudgeon, 2006-09-25 03:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladylauren, 2006-10-08 01:39 am UTC

[info]gal_montag
2006-09-24 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Am I the only person who thought immediately of the tree rape scene in Evil Dead?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-24 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-09-25 06:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-25 02:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-25 03:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-09-25 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2006-09-26 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-09-26 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-09-26 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aaron_agonistes, 2006-09-24 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2006-09-25 12:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-09-25 02:53 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-24 11:32 pm UTC (link)
The community may (or may not) be a hoax, but this book isn't:

http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/melon_ecstasy.html

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(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2006-09-25 12:39 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-09-25 03:01 am UTC

[info]judyhazeleyes
2006-09-24 11:44 pm UTC (link)
There's an Ent joke in here somewhere, I know it.

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-09-25 02:48 pm UTC

[info]majorburns
2006-09-24 11:49 pm UTC (link)
I just heard that tree shriek!

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[info]sisterelwood
2006-09-24 11:57 pm UTC (link)
You see, now that's just special.

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[info]xanos
2006-09-25 12:14 am UTC (link)
Somewhere in there I lost my ability to tell the difference between people being facetious and people actually meaning it. o_o Help.

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2006-09-25 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-25 04:58 pm UTC
And now with poetry
[info]avari
2006-09-25 12:45 am UTC (link)
Awwww.

I wish I could forget the way
Your bark feels against my skin
I wish I could remember the life I had
Before you had me in your branches

So, anyone got some good tree fiction? I'm a mad oak/poplar shipper myself.

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I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-25 12:52 am UTC
Re: I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree - [info]avari, 2006-09-25 04:47 pm UTC
Re: And now with poetry - (Anonymous), 2006-09-25 05:15 am UTC
Re: And now with poetry - [info]avari, 2006-09-25 04:48 pm UTC
Re: And now with poetry - (Anonymous), 2006-09-26 02:41 am UTC
Re: And now with poetry - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-25 04:57 pm UTC
Re: And now with poetry - [info]willywanka, 2006-09-25 04:02 pm UTC

[info]shaggydogstail
2006-09-25 01:48 am UTC (link)
That's the funniest thing I've read in ages. I can't believe that anyone doesn't realise that ricochet_rabbit is joking, but I'm grateful for the laugh they've given me anyway.

Indecent trees. *sporfles*

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[info]puipui
2006-09-25 03:16 am UTC (link)
Sure, look at you with your bunnies and suggestive stalks of grass, sheer titilation. What hippocracy!

First of all, it is spelled "hypocracy".

OMG this is the best wank ever. It's even got trigger word wank in there! Awesome!

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(no subject) - [info]coffeebun, 2006-09-25 08:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hellespont, 2006-09-25 03:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-09-25 05:19 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-25 05:02 am UTC (link)
BEST WANK EVER.

-jennybunny

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[info]red_eft
2006-09-25 05:54 am UTC (link)
Aw, it reminds me of [info]pro_scurvy before it got deleted, complete with totally clueless people taking it seriously.

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(no subject) - [info]taktuk, 2006-10-02 10:08 am UTC

[info]coffee_mug
2006-09-25 10:51 am UTC (link)
For a moment I was really freaked out. I mean, TREES. Porn. Christ. On teh internets, it shouldn't even be surprising, though.

A sigh of relief when I found out it was fake.

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[info]aerobot
2006-09-25 11:20 am UTC (link)
It actually took me a long time to realize it was fake. Clearly, the internet has warped my sense of reality.

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(no subject) - [info]okalintu, 2006-09-25 08:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catslash, 2006-09-25 11:31 pm UTC
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