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amymccabe ([info]amymccabe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-10-02 11:04:00


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CO Wanks Again!
An adorable picture of a cockatiel and a kitten was posted on Cuteoverload. Second comment in, Not That Mike The Other Mike posts:

... and then the cat put the birdie in its mouth, and the whole message board started howling:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/09/love_pain.html


(linking to the previously reported wank about the Pom with the chick).

Sure enough he proves right.

zandperl who compares a kitty and bird to a baby with a gun: It may be possible for cats and birds to live harmoniously, but without the CO person including that information, we don't know the situation here. Would you think it's cute if you saw a picture of a child playing with a gun? Maybe if you knew that it was a toy gun, but without that information you wouldn't know if the next picture would be a baby without half a head.

Maymee's sarcastic post wins the internet and a dozen cute kittens and birdies (or should I say Kitteh and Boids since we're dealing with CO here?)

I think its important to remember that the grass is coated with pesticides, so those two cuties are basically swimming in chemicals. Then, when we pick them up to snorgle them, we are ingesting a face full o'death.
EVERYBODY PANIC.


Small, but knowing CO, it's sure to grow and grow and grow...

Editted to add: [info]stupidpetowners join the fun. View here. Thanks [info]quickfade



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iwanttobeasleep
2006-10-02 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Awwww, fuzzy kitten!

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[info]llama_treats
2006-10-02 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Exactly how would a kitten accidentally shoot itself with a bird, anyway?

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 03:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2006-10-02 03:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2006-10-02 03:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-02 09:21 pm UTC

[info]kadath
2006-10-02 03:17 pm UTC (link)
*headdesk*

Why are all my friends wanky lately?

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[info]wolfshark
2006-10-02 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Kitty! Birdie!

Wait - there was wank?

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 03:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2006-10-02 03:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]airawyn, 2006-10-02 03:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2006-10-02 03:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-10-02 03:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clichemoth, 2006-10-02 04:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-03 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 04:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-03 04:10 am UTC

[info]caito
2006-10-02 03:25 pm UTC (link)
Dear Cute Overload:

Stop it with the wank already, or Baby Bunny really is going to have to cut a bitch.

Yours,
Caito

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 03:42 pm UTC

[info]polygamouse
2006-10-02 03:47 pm UTC (link)
So... if I understand this correctly, there's wank because the kitty could kill the birdy with kisses.

Damn, even CO's wank is cute.

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 03:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 04:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]okalintu, 2006-10-02 04:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 04:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 04:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-10-02 05:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiye, 2006-10-02 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-03 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]okalintu, 2006-10-02 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-02 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]okalintu, 2006-10-02 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-02 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]okalintu, 2006-10-02 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-10-02 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2006-10-03 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2006-10-03 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-03 12:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-03 04:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-02 05:33 pm UTC

[info]mookie
2006-10-02 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Maybe CO should actually screen the pictures they put up? Ignorant but supposedly 'cute' situations just feeds the stupid and gets the educated angry.

*shakes head*

I are teh stoopid.

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 04:02 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 04:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 04:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 04:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-02 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-03 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2006-10-02 04:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 04:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2006-10-02 04:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 04:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jira, 2006-10-02 04:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2006-10-02 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2006-10-02 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2006-10-03 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-03 02:53 am UTC

[info]semirecluse
2006-10-02 04:05 pm UTC (link)
samg and erishkigal45 both pwn.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-02 05:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-02 09:28 pm UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2006-10-02 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Somehow... I think the people at CO are just doing this on purpose now. xD They know people are going to get all stupid and they're just enjoying pushing buttons now.

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 04:18 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-10-02 04:18 pm UTC (link)
For fuck's sake, can't they all just shut up and look at the cute?

~kahteh @ LJ

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-02 05:38 pm UTC

[info]plazmah
2006-10-02 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Wow, if CO keeps this up, they'll have their own internet law soon enough.

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2006-10-02 05:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 06:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-04 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-04 03:08 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-06 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2006-10-02 04:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2006-10-02 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tinsolitus, 2006-10-02 09:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2006-10-02 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2006-10-02 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2006-10-03 09:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-10-02 04:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2006-10-02 05:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2006-10-02 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2006-10-02 06:15 pm UTC

[info]jira
2006-10-02 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Yes, because no bird and cat can sit side by side and not attack and kill each other.

*sighs* Just like no dog and cat can exist by each other.

Or no bird and mouse. Or cat and mouse. Or any other dozens of combinations of animals that, if house pets, tend to get along just darn fine.

*smacks head* CO, plz, stop.

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 04:28 pm UTC

[info]darkeyes
2006-10-02 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh god! What does Kate have shoved up her butt this time? *eyeroll*

Honestly, I think certain people just like to bitch on CO, just for bitching sake. Animal welfare, my ass.

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[info]hallidae
2006-10-02 04:48 pm UTC (link)
::eyerolls and hands wankers a bunch of kiddie-sized stools:: Just because your cat probably couldn't control hunting instincts and got killed by your parrot when he tried to eat it, that doesn't mean you have to ruin the cute for the rest of the class. Now go sit in the corner and stop whining.

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(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-02 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-02 05:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-10-02 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-02 06:44 pm UTC

[info]semirecluse
2006-10-02 05:08 pm UTC (link)
OT, but man does CO need to switch to nested comments. It's impossible to follow people wanking back and forth.

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(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2006-10-02 09:26 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-10-02 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Wait, they think the cat is going to get the bird? O_o Look at its beak! One peck and that poor kitten will be sent running, scarred for life!

That's how my cats learned, anyway.

-Timid Mousy

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 05:20 pm UTC

[info]ingrid
2006-10-02 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Ah, the Tom and Jerry Rule of Animal Interaction ... predator will maul prey to the death no matter how well-fed the predator is or what kind of defenses the prey has. It's not like a full-grown gray parrot couldn't claw and beak a kitten's face off if it were so inclined ...

In other news ... awwwww.

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-10-02 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]attilathebun, 2006-10-02 11:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2006-10-02 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2006-10-03 05:26 am UTC

[info]doomsday
2006-10-02 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Having been bitten by a Cockatoo and a Macaw before (and people wonder why I can't stand birds), I'd say that kitten's nose is in much more danger than the bird's head.

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2006-10-02 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-10-02 06:16 pm UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2006-10-02 06:22 pm UTC (link)
It may be possible for cats and birds to live harmoniously, but without the CO person including that information, we don't know the situation here. Would you think it's cute if you saw a picture of a child playing with a gun? Maybe if you knew that it was a toy gun, but without that information you wouldn't know if the next picture would be a baby without half a head.

Maybe the fact that it's on Cute Overload and not Dead Animals Lol would give a hint that it's not going to end in messy death. You know. Because that's not cute.

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-03 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lerefuge, 2006-10-03 04:57 am UTC

[info]entelodont
2006-10-02 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Here I though they would be wanking about how Kitty would eat Birdy, which would is unlikely because Kitty is clearly still at that stage of coordination where Kitty runs into walls and fall off furniture, among other things, but in fact they are mostly wanking because Kitty is a festering plaguewagon. Huh.

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-02 09:06 pm UTC

[info]quickfade
2006-10-02 06:46 pm UTC (link)
[info]stupidpetowners have picked it up here.

Apparently it's bad because kitty saliva can kill birds? Heh. This wank is both hilarious and edumacational.

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2006-10-02 07:21 pm UTC
Yes, I am a bird owner. And I am trying not to wank. - [info]pariforma, 2006-10-03 05:13 pm UTC
Re: Yes, I am a bird owner. And I am trying not to wank. - [info]chibicurmudgeon, 2006-10-07 01:00 am UTC

[info]mastervex
2006-10-02 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Yay overreaction!

I do get the creepy sense though, that if they did post something that was unquestionably irresponsible/damaging to the animals sometime, lots and lots of people would still be going "STFU, you're depressing and whiny and stupid and you're ruining our cute" to anybody who complained.
Of course, that might be interesting to watch, although horribly depressing.

Any time I read the comments there, it makes me sad. Even when there isn't animal cruelty wank, there are such wonderful conversations as "Anything viewable on the internet is public domain and anyone who says otherwise needs to GTFO!", "Oh my god that person's clean ordinary fingernails are not perfectly manicured and airbrushed! That's disgusting and ruining the cute!", and "Mice don't have tails!". I think cuteness kills brain cells.

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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2006-10-03 05:44 am UTC

[info]oxydosic
2006-10-02 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Dear Cute Overload,

See icon.

Love, [info]oxydosic

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[info]hangingfire
2006-10-02 07:45 pm UTC (link)
Does CO ever credit their sources for the pictures? I don't think I've ever seen a thing indicating where they get those pictures from.

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(no subject) - [info]sailorjpg, 2006-10-02 07:55 pm UTC
Their cute is pasted on, yay! - (Anonymous), 2006-10-02 08:15 pm UTC
Re: Their cute is pasted on, yay! - [info]attilathebun, 2006-10-02 10:09 pm UTC
Re: Their cute is pasted on, yay! - [info]mookie, 2006-10-02 10:28 pm UTC
Re: Their cute is pasted on, yay! - [info]onaga, 2006-10-03 05:37 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-10-02 08:16 pm UTC (link)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51603

I wish mice could post links or images.

-jennybunny

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-02 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2006-10-03 01:31 am UTC


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