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Attention shoppers! Troll in Aisle Five!
Over atcustomers_suck, orphenzidane posts a story:
Saw a lot of Suckage!
My best friend and I were at a really nice restarurant. A woman and kid sat behind us in one of the booths. Well, the kid was sticky and covered in purple gooey stuff, and she was screaming to the top of her lungs, running around the restaurant, and bothering other customers. I ABSOLUTELY HATE WHEN MOTHERS DO THAT! Does that particular mother wait and punish her kid at home, or does she just bitch about it later? Reason why I'm asking is because SHE DIDN"T DO SHIT.
Seeing this kid go around and grab people's food really pissed me off. Some customers were leaving. Our waitress (who was also hers) was stressing over the situation.
Now, you gotta know a little something about me before I continue...I don't give a damn who you are, I WILL EMBARRASS YOUR ASS if you keep up trouble.
So......
The damned kid saw me.....she saw me before, but apparently my death glare kept her away. WELLLLL....the damned kid came over, grinned at me, AND TOOK MY CHICKEN NUGGET! OH HELL NO! DON"T COME INBETWEEN ME AND MY FOOD BITCHES! NOT EVEN GOD DOES THAT!
I kindly get up, AND WHOOP THAT KIDS ASS.
Her mother starts screaming at me because that's punishment she didn't dish out. So, I scream VERY LOUDLY: "YOU WONT EVEN PUNISH YOUR KIDS! ARE YOU EMBARRASSED? YOU SHOULD BE! YOU WON"T EVEN TAKE RESPONSIBLITY FOR HER! RAISE YOUR DAMN KID! STOP ACTING LIKE SHE'S INVISIBLE!!!"
*sounds of agreement from the rest of the restaurant*
*mother gets extremely embarrased and walks out*
*restaurant applauses*
The waitress comes up to me and hands me a browie-thingy..."thanks", she said....she was tired of that damn kid, too.
Now, I know it wasn't my place, but I will embarrass yo ass if you touch my fuckin food.
Most of the commentors call bullshit.
However, others take it upon themselves to warn the OP of her illegal behavior:
You're lucky you didn't go to jail!
I hope you get charged with assault. Also, what nice restaurant serves chicken nuggets?
If you put your hands on an adult, you could expect an ass-beating. Don't think you can put your hands on A fucking CHILD to teach an ADULT a lesson.
Mini-wank about the definition of sexual assault!
Also, there's some congratulations:
Awesome! You are a hero. It's about time someone made a parent wake up.
Andflameprincess wins the understatement of the year award:
It's not bad for a story but it's a little loose in places on the believability factor.
Bonus:
o_o
うそつき.
>_> by the way, あしゅり would have to be written as アシュリ since that name isn't naturally Japanese and all, but I'm sure you and your hardcore self already knew that.
EDIT: stupid_free and cf_hardcore weigh in.
Over at
customers_suck, orphenzidane posts a story:Saw a lot of Suckage!
My best friend and I were at a really nice restarurant. A woman and kid sat behind us in one of the booths. Well, the kid was sticky and covered in purple gooey stuff, and she was screaming to the top of her lungs, running around the restaurant, and bothering other customers. I ABSOLUTELY HATE WHEN MOTHERS DO THAT! Does that particular mother wait and punish her kid at home, or does she just bitch about it later? Reason why I'm asking is because SHE DIDN"T DO SHIT.
Seeing this kid go around and grab people's food really pissed me off. Some customers were leaving. Our waitress (who was also hers) was stressing over the situation.
Now, you gotta know a little something about me before I continue...I don't give a damn who you are, I WILL EMBARRASS YOUR ASS if you keep up trouble.
So......
The damned kid saw me.....she saw me before, but apparently my death glare kept her away. WELLLLL....the damned kid came over, grinned at me, AND TOOK MY CHICKEN NUGGET! OH HELL NO! DON"T COME INBETWEEN ME AND MY FOOD BITCHES! NOT EVEN GOD DOES THAT!
I kindly get up, AND WHOOP THAT KIDS ASS.
Her mother starts screaming at me because that's punishment she didn't dish out. So, I scream VERY LOUDLY: "YOU WONT EVEN PUNISH YOUR KIDS! ARE YOU EMBARRASSED? YOU SHOULD BE! YOU WON"T EVEN TAKE RESPONSIBLITY FOR HER! RAISE YOUR DAMN KID! STOP ACTING LIKE SHE'S INVISIBLE!!!"
*sounds of agreement from the rest of the restaurant*
*mother gets extremely embarrased and walks out*
*restaurant applauses*
The waitress comes up to me and hands me a browie-thingy..."thanks", she said....she was tired of that damn kid, too.
Now, I know it wasn't my place, but I will embarrass yo ass if you touch my fuckin food.
Most of the commentors call bullshit.
However, others take it upon themselves to warn the OP of her illegal behavior:
You're lucky you didn't go to jail!
I hope you get charged with assault. Also, what nice restaurant serves chicken nuggets?
If you put your hands on an adult, you could expect an ass-beating. Don't think you can put your hands on A fucking CHILD to teach an ADULT a lesson.
Mini-wank about the definition of sexual assault!
Also, there's some congratulations:
Awesome! You are a hero. It's about time someone made a parent wake up.
And
flameprincess wins the understatement of the year award:It's not bad for a story but it's a little loose in places on the believability factor.
Bonus:
o_o
うそつき.
>_> by the way, あしゅり would have to be written as アシュリ since that name isn't naturally Japanese and all, but I'm sure you and your hardcore self already knew that.
EDIT: stupid_free and cf_hardcore weigh in.
