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I never said I was a victim of (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} circumstance) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank,@ 2006-10-04 20:32:00 |
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Blogger posts sappy but innocuous "Ten Things I Learned From My Four-Year-Old" list.
Includes the following paragraph:
The spooge starts flying with the very first comment, and shows no signs of stopping. Apparently, the unbelievers are frothing mad that the OP would dare indoctrinate his child with the evil tenets of organized religion. And the believers are frothing mad that the unbelievers... um... exist. Both sides come out looking hilariously asinine, from the atheist who insists the OP teach his 4-year-old the ins and outs of every religion ever created by man, to the Christian who says, "Perhaps if you adopted Jesus as your personal savior, He would help proofread your posts and edit out your spelling mistakes." ZING!
Other highlights include repeated references to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, liberal use of "stupid Americans!", and even God Himself weighing in with an opinion: "I am real, so is heaven. All bow down to me or burn in hell for your disbelief and ignorance."
It ends up being an equal-opportunity idiotathon: No matter what side you're on in regards to religion, someone in this wank makes it look stupid.
Includes the following paragraph:
A few weeks ago our cat was dying. So I explained death to my son and told him our cat was going to heaven. I was amazed that he grasped the permanence of death. Like the other members of my family he was very sad for several days. Then he asked, “Dad, how do you get to heaven?” I said,”Well everyone goes there when they die.” He said, “No I mean, how do you get there? Do go out the door and get in the car? Do you take a rocket?” I had to admit to him that I didn’t know how you get to heaven, I just believe in it. A few days latter he asked, “If God made me, who made God?” Good question. I haven’t thought about that one in years.
The spooge starts flying with the very first comment, and shows no signs of stopping. Apparently, the unbelievers are frothing mad that the OP would dare indoctrinate his child with the evil tenets of organized religion. And the believers are frothing mad that the unbelievers... um... exist. Both sides come out looking hilariously asinine, from the atheist who insists the OP teach his 4-year-old the ins and outs of every religion ever created by man, to the Christian who says, "Perhaps if you adopted Jesus as your personal savior, He would help proofread your posts and edit out your spelling mistakes." ZING!
Other highlights include repeated references to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, liberal use of "stupid Americans!", and even God Himself weighing in with an opinion: "I am real, so is heaven. All bow down to me or burn in hell for your disbelief and ignorance."
It ends up being an equal-opportunity idiotathon: No matter what side you're on in regards to religion, someone in this wank makes it look stupid.
