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Jaye ([info]apple_isnark) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-10-06 23:01:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

Still more delicious [info]historyisfun wank.
[info]feste_sylvain want to know who the members of the community believe the five worst presidents of the US were and lists his own to get things going.

The wank begins in the very first comment when serial wanker [info]revengeofcleve shows-up to disagree with everything feste_sylvain says, call him names and post links to wikipedia articles.


[info]feste_sylvain responds by telling [info]revengeofcleve that he is so full of shit he squishes when he walks.

And predictably [info]revengeofcleve responds with a video from youtube.

[info]corbechev, [info]diogenes_stone and [info]boxcarbrandi all jump in to either defend [info]feste_slyvain or shoot holes in [info]revengeofcleve's therories and [info]revengeofcleve shuts up for literally about five minutes until [info]fireroseboudicc brings the holocaust to the wank party.

[info]revengeofcleve shouts shouts BITCH! and clamis Americans couldn't care less about the Jews. [info]fireroseboudicc responds by insulting revengeofcleve's creativity and [info]revengeofcleve dosen't take that so well.

And it goes one and on and on.

Enjoy!



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(Anonymous)
2006-10-06 01:31 pm UTC (link)
I think [info]revengeofcleve is a YouTube viral-marketing sockpuppet.

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[info]dark_puck
2006-10-06 01:57 pm UTC (link)
...I want to punch revengeofcleve in the face. I haven't seen this much idiocy since I left high school.

abraham lincoln took us through the toughest days of our history civil war and freed the slaves agian you hate him because you are a crypto racist psuedo libertarian that secretly longs to own slaves aand rape black women

WHAT.

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[info]attilathebun
2006-10-06 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Wait, and this person isn't a troll? Eep.

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-10-06 02:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-10-06 02:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-10-06 02:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-10-06 02:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-06 04:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2006-10-07 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]itsirtou, 2006-10-06 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-06 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]itsirtou, 2006-10-06 05:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nymeria, 2006-10-07 01:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2006-10-06 05:23 pm UTC

[info]attilathebun
2006-10-06 02:06 pm UTC (link)
I haven't even finished reading because this:

unConstitutional

is driving me rapidly mad.

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[info]kadath
2006-10-06 02:13 pm UTC (link)
What, I only get to pick five?

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[info]itsirtou
2006-10-06 02:14 pm UTC (link)
Whoa. I totally squeed when I saw that guy's list. Hooray for an actual coherent and not-stupid Libertarian (perhaps?).

Then I immediately felt like stabbing my eyes out when I moved down to the comments.

"though he was a rithless red baiter and nuerotic paranoid and dishonest he was also brilliant"

Yeah! You can be a total dickhead, but as long as you're smart, we're okay with it!

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[info]queencallipygos
2006-10-06 02:17 pm UTC (link)
...I'd actually quit that community because Cleve drove me around the bend. This made me rejoin (not to wank -- but because it looks like the signal-to-noise ratio might actually be getting fixed. Good.)

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 03:29 pm UTC

[info]lottelita
2006-10-06 03:15 pm UTC (link)
The best part is cleve's poetic line breaks:

whe nsomeone helps you
the proper respnse is thank you
not
why didnt you do more
you have no idea how angry that makes me


Rhythmic, elegant, poignant ... we've got a new Wanker Laureate.

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(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2006-10-06 04:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-06 07:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2006-10-06 08:49 pm UTC

[info]smo
2006-10-06 04:00 pm UTC (link)
It's like reading poetry. Really, really bad poetry.

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(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2006-10-06 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-06 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-06 09:59 pm UTC
*channels Dorothy Parker* - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-06 11:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-07 02:48 am UTC
Oh boy, limmericks - [info]thexphial, 2006-10-07 04:24 am UTC
Re: Oh boy, limmericks - [info]smo, 2006-10-07 09:49 pm UTC

[info]zealot
2006-10-06 04:18 pm UTC (link)
How did he get "(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)" in his comment? Did he think those links wouldn't be there if he didn't add them?

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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2006-10-06 05:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-06 07:22 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-10-06 04:30 pm UTC (link)
so dont get all weepy for the jews
we tried to help them
maybe if they fought back harder
the ywould not have been in the camps in the first place


Oh bitch NO.

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(no subject) - [info]avari, 2006-10-06 04:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]warchio, 2006-10-06 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-09 05:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-06 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-06 07:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-10-06 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-10-06 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2006-10-07 06:54 pm UTC

[info]sheep
2006-10-06 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Cleve, you're so full of shit, you squish when you walk.

I lolled... a lot. *is four immature*

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[info]freezer
2006-10-06 05:25 pm UTC (link)
abraham lincoln took us through the toughest days of our history civil war and freed the slaves agian you hate him because you are a crypto racist psuedo libertarian that secretly longs to own slaves aand rape black women thats why you hate lincoln

He doesn't just go off the deep end, he takes mining equipment with him!

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(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2006-10-06 05:49 pm UTC

[info]greypearl
2006-10-06 06:00 pm UTC (link)
This wank needs more dead presidential sockpuppets. *puts on Abe Lincoln mask*

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(no subject) - [info]capsulekei, 2006-10-06 08:38 pm UTC

[info]frequentmouse
2006-10-06 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Is it wrong of me to want to take the whole lot of them, sew them up in a sack with some mid-sized rocks, and dump them in the Marianas Trench?

Because, whoa, with the bad information and utter lack of factual historicity. On all sides. They would [i]all[/i] squish when they walk.

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(no subject) - [info]capsulekei, 2006-10-06 08:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-10-06 09:27 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-10-06 06:30 pm UTC (link)
I thought about joining that community when I saw it on the front page, but correctly predicted that after it was featured, it would be infested with idiots and trolls if it wasn't already.

I guess I was right.

And anyway, too much American history/recent history. Needs more ancient Romans. At least they knew how to have a goddamn party, and you rarely find shrieking capslock trolls bursting in to defend their internet honor.

~~ Anonyrat

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-10-06 06:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-06 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-10-06 06:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 09:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-10-06 07:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-10-06 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-10-06 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-10-06 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2006-10-06 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 09:18 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-08 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-10-07 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 09:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-10-07 12:12 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-10-06 06:41 pm UTC (link)
It does my cold little heart proud that no one is trying to defend George W... (unless I missed it)

*wanders back to work, cheered*

-Lyss

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[info]gal_montag
2006-10-06 07:22 pm UTC (link)
It is a popular misconception that Lincoln freed the slaves because he liked the negros. He didn't. He freed the slaves as a means of destablizing the South. So calling someone a racist for not liking Lincoln is... ironic at best.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-06 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2006-10-06 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2006-10-06 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ryuutchi, 2006-10-06 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-06 09:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2006-10-06 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-10-06 10:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-10-07 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-07 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2006-10-07 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2006-10-07 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 03:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 03:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-10-07 04:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-10-06 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2006-10-06 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-10-07 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-10-07 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-10-07 08:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-07 09:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-10-07 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-10-07 06:25 pm UTC

[info]avari
2006-10-06 07:38 pm UTC (link)
the french should have stopped him in 1936 in the saar
fucking frogs and their my people blush..


Please don't tell me he's French.*cries*

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(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2006-10-06 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-10-06 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-06 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2006-10-06 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-10-06 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2006-10-06 10:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-10-08 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2006-10-06 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-06 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-09 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fionnabhair, 2006-10-09 06:48 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-10-06 09:44 pm UTC (link)
historyisfun = big ol' misnomer

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-10-06 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Otherwise, da-yamn. [info]feste_sylvain has been wanked before, hasn't he? Or was that [info]clairvoyantwank-ed? Either way, [info]revengeofcleve did have a remarkably poor defense

I agree that Roosevelt gets far more credit than he deserves, yes, but I...ah, personally think SSC and welfare are very good things, very humane acts in a country that could often use lessons in compassion and humanity. I just think it has been horrifically, disasterously mishandled over the years. </thoughts on yaoi>

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(no subject) - [info]squib, 2006-10-07 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 06:13 am UTC

[info]skewed_tartan
2006-10-07 01:05 am UTC (link)
What? No mention of James Buchanan? Everyone knows that guy was satan on earth!

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-07 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 06:09 am UTC

[info]feenix
2006-10-07 07:08 am UTC (link)
...is it just me, or do I think that all sides are being wankers here?

I'm also amused by the Korean War anecdote because it's so unbearably true.

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[info]aerobot
2006-10-07 02:16 pm UTC (link)
he saved millions from starvation nad single handedly defeated the nazis

HOLY SHIT, FDR is Captain America! :O :O :O

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(no subject) - [info]skewed_tartan, 2006-10-07 03:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-10-08 12:49 am UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2006-10-09 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Cleve got banned, but got a new name and is up to his old tricks again.

Meanwhile, I'm getting a lot of flak from [info]robert_johnson because...well, it looks like he just feels like arguing with me. I've already had to respond to one of his comments with "Okay!" once today.

....I leave it to someone else to decide whether this merits another post, and if so, where.

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