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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-10-06 17:39:00


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Apparently urinating in public is in vogue.

[info]bobbysoxer posts in [info]too_much_info about how her husband and she went to the grocery store "to get grub for dinner," only to have the trip end abruptly after he urinated in one of the aisles and fled from the wrath of angry grocery store employees.

Response is rather mixed, with some laughing at the OP's husband's supposed chutzpah, but most disgusted at his actions/her decision to post about it. Things are civil, till about halfway through the comments, when a discussion about the sterility of urine begins. Enter mild wank about sterility issues.

Unfortunately for all, the wank doesn't stop there. Instead, it ends up on [info]customers_suck, where [info]cindy_ann informs the community at large that the story doesn't belong there by telling [info]bohemianutopist, "hey, if it's not your story to tell stfu."

Enter the wank, part deux, as community members argue with [info]cindy_ann over whether it should be posted there.

In the meantime, don't miss out on [info]peppikins post in response to the pee story, on [info]customers_suck, because [info]too_much_info doesn't allow non-members to comment.

Small, but oh my God. I'm used to the TMI communities, but this isn't the sort of thing people should admit to!



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[info]mookie
2006-10-06 09:48 pm UTC (link)
As I've learned from the Wonder Pets, peeing is serious business.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-10-06 09:57 pm UTC (link)
As uncouth as the behavior is, I kind of have to side with the "there are worst things than pee" camp. Not that I'd tolerate it in my store or watching somebody do it anywhere else, but once I learned that piss was sterile, I have to admit it did take the edge off of the disgust that I now reserve exclusively for human defecation.

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2006-10-06 10:00 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-10-06 10:09 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2006-10-06 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2006-10-06 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-06 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-06 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-10-06 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-10-07 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-10-07 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2006-10-07 06:26 am UTC

iwanttobeasleep
2006-10-06 10:05 pm UTC (link)
I wonder what kind of an environment creates two people who think pissing in a store is in any way acceptable.

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(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2006-10-06 10:22 pm UTC
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[info]avari
2006-10-06 10:07 pm UTC (link)
so he said "dare me to pee in an isle?"

And this person is old enough to be married...

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-06 10:20 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-07 09:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waterfront, 2006-10-06 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]influencethis, 2006-10-08 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-07 03:43 am UTC

[info]keleri
2006-10-06 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Wow. My faith in humanity? Plummeting.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2006-10-06 10:23 pm UTC (link)
... I have no words. Really. My son is six, with Downs and even he knows to wait until we're in the bathroom!

Wow. Just. Wow.

And isn't he doin' Mama proud? She must be all sniffly and dryin' her eyes with a boy like that!

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-06 10:55 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-10-07 03:30 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-10-07 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-07 11:44 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2006-10-07 08:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-10-06 11:17 pm UTC

[info]dark_puck
2006-10-06 10:31 pm UTC (link)
...I think I'll just let Beelzenef say what I'm thinking here.


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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-10-06 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-06 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-10-06 10:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misakichi, 2006-10-09 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-07 12:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rekall, 2006-10-07 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2006-10-07 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamoflife02, 2006-10-07 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - ealusaid, 2006-10-07 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-10-07 11:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffeebun, 2006-10-07 08:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-10-07 11:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffeebun, 2006-10-08 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2006-10-07 06:51 pm UTC

[info]hellespont
2006-10-06 10:32 pm UTC (link)
From the CS comments: Both the husband and wife should be taken out and flogged or horse whipped. Any woman who lets her husband drain the snake in a store should be punished just like her husband.

I don't know who that's more offensive to - men or women. Granted, the OP is kind of a jerkass for being amused/impressed by her peeing mate, but Christ on a crueller, she's not in control of his bladder.

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[info]waterfront
2006-10-06 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh, well, I'm impressed.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2006-10-06 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that's just naaasty.

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(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2006-10-06 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-10-06 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-07 12:18 am UTC
A woman after my own heart. - [info]zealot, 2006-10-07 05:22 am UTC
Re: A woman after my own heart. - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-10-07 04:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 07:24 am UTC

[info]kadath
2006-10-06 11:20 pm UTC (link)
O_O

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[info]honorh
2006-10-06 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Heh. I'm in there, too, on the customers_suck side. Guess it just bugs me when comm members make up new rules--especially if said member hasn't even been there that long.

Reminds me a bit of the time a stripper--a regular of the comm--posted a story and some newbie stuck its nose in the air and told her that her stories weren't welcome in the comm. Noob got roasted so fast it almost wasn't funny.

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(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-06 11:58 pm UTC
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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-10-07 02:52 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2006-10-07 12:14 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-10-07 04:55 pm UTC
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[info]chibicurmudgeon
2006-10-07 12:23 am UTC (link)
Wow. Yeah. That's....no, that's not special. Even profoundly retarded kids know better.

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[info]hallidae
2006-10-07 12:54 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure who I want to hit more. Him for being a jackass, his wife for encouraging his jackassery, or the fucking commentors who're going "Dude, cool!"

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-10-07 05:07 pm UTC

[info]bookbug87
2006-10-07 01:00 am UTC (link)
*looks at bobbysoxer's user info*

Oh shit. She lives near me.

note to self: check for pee residue before purchasing ketchup or any other nearby condiments next grocery shopping trip

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(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-10-07 03:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-07 03:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 05:49 pm UTC

[info]stella_polaris
2006-10-07 01:21 am UTC (link)
HARGHARGGARAAAHHHH That community has some nasty fucking pictures there. Especially the vaginal warts. AAAIIEEEH!

*hides*

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-07 03:25 am UTC

[info]mastervex
2006-10-07 01:30 am UTC (link)
Maybe it wouldn't have happened if someone had been responsible enough to have him neutered in the first place.

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-10-07 05:11 pm UTC

[info]gal_montag
2006-10-07 01:34 am UTC (link)
Wow. These are people who put the suck in [info]customers_suck. The word trash also comes to mind. What in the fuck is the matter with people?

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(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-10-07 04:43 am UTC

[info]rosalita
2006-10-07 02:06 am UTC (link)
What?!?

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[info]seiberwing
2006-10-07 02:11 am UTC (link)
Should have known this would get here...

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[info]pocketfox
2006-10-07 03:11 am UTC (link)
Part of me wishes desperately to call bullshit, considering the dialogue between "husband" and "wife" in that story sounding more like two 12-year-old boys than an adult married couple. (Though I think everyone here realizes that "adult" is a completely subjective term on the internet, especially where wank is involved. ^.~)

A larger part of me fears that yes, this really did occur. And that makes the tiny, tiny part of me that still has hope for humanity die just a little bit more.

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(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2006-10-07 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pocketfox, 2006-10-07 04:20 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pocketfox, 2006-10-07 08:23 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-10-07 03:48 am UTC (link)
I worked at Wal-Mart and once a guy came in and did that in the shoe department. 2 months later he was seen showing his penis to young children. Later that year he was arrested for trying to take a little girl and molest her in the back of the store but we caught him and he got tackled outside. He's in jail now.

I'm not saying a urinator will end up this way. But I'm saying it puts you at that level of awesomeness.
--bambam630 on LJ

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-07 04:23 am UTC (link)
We figure, my daddy and me
Things are still the same, it seems
As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school
Aaron was a junior, the class of '32
His momma called him angel,
But everybody knew he was the
King king, the gross out king
They called him piss Aaron
They always caught him pissin' in the hall
Piss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-13 06:05 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-10-07 04:40 am UTC (link)
THAT IS NOT SANITAAAARRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1234comeonebabysayyouloveme567tiiimes

Oh shit.

Clean up on aisle 5, bring the paper towels!

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[info]memorycharm
2006-10-07 04:50 am UTC (link)
Aisle. A-I-S-L-E.

Augh.

And the peeing in the store is gross, too.

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(no subject) - [info]thexphial, 2006-10-07 05:47 am UTC


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