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xanos ([info]xanos) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-10-16 00:22:00
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Current music:Cobra Starship - Keep It Simple

Quick but nasty RP app wank
(Posted on behalf of a friend without a JF account.)

[info]mother (she of the LJ petitions) applies to the roleplaying game [info]middleareahigh. The mods turn her down, pointing to the short answers, lack of depth in the sample, and lack of first-person point of view. [info]mother replies, but apparently sometime between the mods' reply and then, she bitched about them in her journal and someone informed the mods.

Wank ensues.

It's fairly short, at least at the time I'm posting this, but the sheer level of condescension is pretty impressive.
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[info]brown_betty
2006-10-16 04:54 am UTC (link)
My favourite? When Mother threatens the mods with her posse.

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(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2006-10-16 05:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-10-16 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-16 05:13 pm UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2006-10-16 04:59 am UTC (link)
b. i have enough people to bulldoze your ass off the INTERNETS

Definitely thought of a lawnmower there...

And this just shows the maturity level we're dealing with here-
http://community.livejournal.com/mahs_ooc/9019.html?thread=164667#t164667

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2006-10-16 05:07 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-10-16 05:04 am UTC (link)
Didn't Mother cause trouble in the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom a long time ago?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-16 05:30 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-10-16 05:04 am UTC (link)
Ah, cutsie little pet names. Adorable!
However, in my opinion, this wank seems to be rather short, sweet, and (mostly) mature. Unless it explodes, and the "let's not comment anymore" thing we've got going doesn't work out.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-16 05:13 am UTC

[info]the_wanlorn
2006-10-16 05:10 am UTC (link)
COBRA STARSHIP HAS DONE MORE THAN ONE SONG?!?!?!

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(no subject) - [info]xanos, 2006-10-16 05:16 am UTC
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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2006-10-16 05:19 am UTC (link)
Wow...that application was really painfully sucky.

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(no subject) - [info]exdee, 2006-10-16 10:37 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]candy, 2006-10-16 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-16 01:44 pm UTC

[info]zealot
2006-10-16 05:31 am UTC (link)
Enjoy your aids.

Maybe she just meant for the commenter to enjoy her fine assortment of Kool-Aid. Nothing wrong with that.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-10-16 05:42 am UTC
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[info]iris
2006-10-16 05:37 am UTC (link)
I thought I was in the habit of writing short character histories, but at least I can take solace in the fact that mine are longer than, you know.

Three sentences. o_o

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[info]puipui
2006-10-16 05:41 am UTC (link)
Is this mother as in Domlijah, or some other user named mother? Because the crazy, it is very impressive, yes.

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[info]tez
2006-10-16 05:59 am UTC (link)
That = single most sucktastic RP app I have ever seen.

Every time a bad RP app is submitted, a shinigami gets run over by a horde of filler characters.

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-16 04:49 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-16 08:09 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-10-16 06:11 am UTC (link)
You KNOW you're a bad RPer when you can't even put forth the effort to suck properly.

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-16 06:15 am UTC (link)
She is, without a doubt, one of the most batshit people I've ever had the misfortune of running into online.

However, she's admitted to me, and a few other people (though I'm sure there are gobs more) that she hates apps, and typically only joins games she knows they'll just let her in ('lest she start the poo throwing, because everyone knows she's insane). Not that it helps. I've never seen her ever rp a character remotely near what they're like in canon.

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[info]hallidae
2006-10-16 06:17 am UTC (link)
Agh, not her again. It's not the least bit comforting to see that she's still fucking insane.

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-16 06:26 am UTC (link)
Oh how mature! I love it when she tries to oh so poorly insult one of the people commenting by calling them out on a simple typo. Gotta love when people resort to that stuff when they've got nothing else. Totally mature and classy!

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[info]aaron_agonistes
2006-10-16 07:49 am UTC (link)
Damn. man_of_means is just fucking EVERYWHERE, isn't he?

What? There was wank?

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-10-16 01:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aaron_agonistes, 2006-10-16 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-16 01:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zannechaos, 2006-10-16 02:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-16 02:36 pm UTC
That just made my NIGHT!
[info]aerobot
2006-10-16 08:29 am UTC (link)
b. i have enough people to bulldoze your ass off the INTERNETS

*inhale*



...



AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!! XD XD XD

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[info]avari
2006-10-16 09:48 am UTC (link)
She's not a slut persay, but had previously worked in modeling, enjoys drinking, and can be a flirt.

Thank God she added "not a slut persay", because when I read about a woman who models and likes to flirt, I automatically think "SLUT!"

And I loved how literally [info]mother follows the instructions to write a short scene: 37 and 22 words. Holy minimalism!

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(I can spell, but my HTML blows) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-16 10:09 pm UTC
(I, apparently, can't even spell 'yeah') - [info]kenovay, 2006-10-16 10:12 pm UTC
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[info]napalmnacey
2006-10-16 11:05 am UTC (link)
That was short and sweet, like a ferrero rocher. Mmmm.

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[info]amymccabe
2006-10-16 12:36 pm UTC (link)
b. i have enough people to bulldoze your ass off the INTERNETS

Okay, that made me spit coffee on the screen.

Note to self: Do not read wank when drink coffee.

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[info]onaga
2006-10-16 12:43 pm UTC (link)
Damn.

Although I still don't think this is the worst app I've ever seen; that honor goes to the one for a cannibal who was beaten with puppets.

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[info]zannechaos
2006-10-16 02:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh, god. Not that idiot again. Does she sprinkle loco weed on her Wheaties in the morning or something?

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vomitymcpuke
2006-10-16 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Enjoy your aids!???!

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[info]sarajayechan
2006-10-16 02:55 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Next time I feel insecure about my RPing skills I'll just look at that.

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-16 03:14 pm UTC

[info]deconcentrate
2006-10-16 05:27 pm UTC (link)
. . . okay, hands up who saw that Aly found the Nexus and didn't see wank coming?

Because shit, son, I was just waiting to figure out which direction the splooge would be coming from.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2006-10-16 06:09 pm UTC (link)
She didn't even put forth enough effort to make her application suck entertainingly. It's just an abbreviated splat on the comment pages. No fun.

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