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Meronia hybrid ([info]camilla) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-10-16 22:55:00


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Current mood:Vertigo

And on the right, wank galore about google porn rankings.
I have no idea what is going on, just that this rightist guy is nr 1 in the Google 'muslim porn' ranking, and there is wank in the comments. There is wank eeeveryyywheeerrrrrrrre!

There was so much over the same topic two years ago he closed the thread.

But one of them can spell, if s/h/it weren't intentionally funny, I might have mistaken them for ***: I also disregard normative use of English, punctuation or spelling. I opt instead for my own parochial sociolinguistic variety which I consider dominantly masculine.

Most comments go like this: CHUCK US A CONE MAN

Legalese half-baked threats: Steven Muslim COnvert ( Tuesday, 17 January 2006 @ 10:04am ) :
Note to the webmaster: Can you delete all the profane messages on your websites. Your website is inspiring religious and racial hatred, I can have this website shut down. You have 7 days to remove all the messages, if you don’t we will contact your hosting company by doing a who’s on the domain name. So do the right thing an delete all the messages.


The OP responds with Steven's IP and mail address.

Then someone else follows up with a long diatribe on the Bush admin and oil. More about Danish flags, fucking pigs, fucking Americans, and enough crude homophobia to light up an entire continent.

And in between somewhere, the OP strikes back, again with IPs and mail addresses of the flamers, in a rant called, More Muslim Porn Idiots and Off the Deep End: To those who post in the name of Allah to try to threaten me, I have a message: My God is better than your God, and I think my God owns your God any day of the week or weekend. My God is going to kill your infidel Pagan God in Mecca in a heartbeat when he gets around to caring about your pathetic flea-bitten ass. He’s going to come down on you like the God of the old testament and do to you what he did to the Egyptians. It’s going to be apocalyptic and I’m going to enjoy it. The only thing your God ever did for the world is invent the suicide bomber, which my God happens to abhor.

If you think that I’m talking about the Jewish or Christian God, you’re so dead wrong. I’m talking about the Hydrogen bomb.


And more, ever more, comments: O my gosh! What is wrong with all you people? Did you guys know that the first terrorist in the history of mankind is the crusaders? and a one block rant about it not being British education, no, it's those bloody lazy immigrants.

Discussed elsewhere, with this comment maybe it's a clone: #12 from FabioC. on July 28, 2005 11:05 AM
I wrote a few post about explosives (giving no info that can be used in practice) both in English and Italian, and I'm getting a lot search hits about those as well.


What I was looking for in the first place? This, but that's a wank for another night. (Preview: According to some sources, the CIA operates "Muslim Porn" sites as part of a campaign of psychological warfare against the Islamic world. )



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[info]amymccabe
2006-10-16 02:04 pm UTC (link)
I tried following it, but the stupid hurt too much.

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[info]quettaser
2006-10-16 02:09 pm UTC (link)
My God is going to kill your infidel Pagan God in Mecca in a heartbeat when he gets around to caring about your pathetic flea-bitten ass.

I guess Islam's so monotheistic, it's gone all the way around back to pagan again?

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[info]ladyvorkosigan
2006-10-16 02:14 pm UTC (link)
I once found a Chick Tract (mercifully abandoned on the ground where it belongs) where the righteous Christian father explained to his son that those Muslims over there were "just praying to their Moon God, Allah." And if you can't trust Chick Tracts. . .

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[info]phosfate
2006-10-16 02:51 pm UTC (link)
So this guy is one of the bomb-worshipping mutants from Beneath the Planet of the Apes?

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[info]seiberwing
2006-10-16 03:28 pm UTC (link)
*bangs head on keyboard*

I’d like to apologize to all moderate Muslims who speak out against Terrorism, but not those who speak out against “terrorism on both sides”, because that’s fucking bullshit. Wake the fuck up. If you’re not with us, you’re against us. I don’t give a damn how bad a statement you think that is, because it’s correct. But if you’re a Moderate Muslim who speaks out against the Muslim Terrorists, and not our forces, then you’re a fucking hero. You’re the reason why I still have hope. You’re the shining pride and glory which we need to hear from more often. Speak out and be heard. I know it’s a dangerous job, but somebody has to fucking do it. You don’t even have to love Israel - I’ll debate borders with you after all the fucking terrorists are dead. If you want to help us kill them, please do.

So they're not allowed to comment on the large amounts of xenophobia against Muslims or certain rather unsavory acts that have happened in relation to the 'war on terror'? Sounds like he wants them to just lay back and take whatever blather he spits out, or else they're evil terrorists.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-10-16 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Dear Mr Ig'nant Boob, esq.,

The 'pagan' God you refer to, m'boy, is the selfsame god as the Christian and Judaistic Gods. God is YHVH/Adonia Elohim/etc. is Allah.

All three of these religions have a common root (thus Mohammed referring to ye olde Christian peeps and Jewish peeps as 'Peoples of the Book' (and forbidding the forceful conversion thereof, incidentally) - The Book being IIRC the Pentateuch/first parts of the Torah/first parts of the Qu'ran (and yes I know they're not oh em gee exactly the same, but still!)), which you could doubtless determine if you cracked a book once in a while.

Please do not ever breed, and spread your stoopid.

ANTI-boom-shanka, and may all fart in your general direction,
-e.

P.S. (I like multinested parentheses (like this (see?)) in my ranties.)

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-10-16 03:58 pm UTC (link)
oh I suck. Adonai Elohim. *facepalmery*

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[info]quettaser
2006-10-16 04:04 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! Although, if you really wanted to get technical, YHVH was once a pagan warrior god, whose tribe grew powerful enough to rule over the other gods. But then he'd have to call God, YHVH and Allah pagan. And I don't think he'd want to.

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[info]tehrin
2006-10-16 04:43 pm UTC (link)
It's interesting to note that Ashrete/Ashtarte was a Queen fo Heaven/Mother goddess who predated the god of Judism in ancient Canaan (Isreal) before Judaism took over/developed from that. I'm not sure of how they spell her name (I think it's Asherah) in the Old Testement, but I believe they do refer to the cutting down of her trees or groves. I think the fact that they use her name over Baal's (her Sun god counterpart) in the Bible may show that her cult/religious following was bigger before patriarchy developed. However, I am no biblical scholar nor do I claim to be.

And that was another random useless trivia fact.

*edited to be more inclusive

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So was Allah... - [info]serai, 2006-10-17 12:19 am UTC
Re: So was Allah... - [info]pyrrah, 2006-10-17 12:46 am UTC

[info]mmanurere
2006-10-16 04:03 pm UTC (link)
My God is better than your God, and I think my God owns your God any day of the week or weekend.

The winner of that fight will officially be taking on the winner of the Eva-vs.-Gundam deathmatch in the finals of the Fanwankery Olympics.

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[info]semirecluse
2006-10-16 04:26 pm UTC (link)
I hate multi-culturalists right now with a passion. I know what they're like because I'm a Star Trek fan as well, but Captain Fucking Kirk had balls, damnit. He knew when to blast those fucking torpedos into the gut of the enemy ship, and that's why he's a fucking hero to me. And the last time I checked, Star Trek didn’t have any Islamic Terrorists around, and I bet it's because Captain Kirk killed them all. So think about that the next time you start pissing on Israel or the United States because we don't happen to like the idea of an Islamic-controlled United Nations. The Federation isn't the United Nations. The Federation was created after we blast away all the fucking Islamic Terrorists.







o_O

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[info]tehrin
2006-10-16 04:36 pm UTC (link)
But Kirk didn't have the smooth sexy head that Picard does. *dotes on Patrick Stewart*

There needs to be a Snacky or a Godwin's law for invoking Star Trek in a non-fandom based arguement.

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[info]puipui
2006-10-16 08:14 pm UTC (link)
All these years, and he still hasn't gotten the point of that episode with the black-and-white guys. Poor thing.

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[info]caoilte
2006-10-16 08:19 pm UTC (link)
*blinks* whut whut, now? Is he even on the same planet, let alone wavelength?

Just wow...

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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-10-16 09:27 pm UTC (link)
WOW. That reads like one of those Chuck Norris jokes gone horribly, horribly wrong, only it's Captain Kirk instead.

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[info]serai
2006-10-17 12:21 am UTC (link)
Wow. He really didn't pay attention to that series, did he? Probably thought all of that multiracial-crew, getting-along-with-other-races, universal-harmony stuff was a bunch of Commie crap that Roddenberry got brainwashed into by those nattering nabobs of negativism.

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[info]entelodont
2006-10-16 06:59 pm UTC (link)
I suppose it says something about me when I read "muslim porn" and instantly think of a flashing electric pink banner that reads "HOT FOR HIJAB XXXX".

In other news, I'm not really sure what's going on here either.

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[info]amxjm
2006-10-16 08:59 pm UTC (link)
It made me think of that Porn VS Construction episode of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge personally. There's a part where one commentator says something about a film with women "lifting up their burkas (and my apologies if I misspelled that)," to which the other commentator firmly points out that it was "tastefully done."

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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-10-16 09:29 pm UTC (link)
I also disregard normative use of English, punctuation or spelling. I opt instead for my own parochial sociolinguistic variety which I consider dominantly masculine.

...what? I mean...what?

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[info]serai
2006-10-17 12:22 am UTC (link)
Translation: he prefers to write like an uneducated macho asshole.

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[info]greenling
2006-10-16 10:39 pm UTC (link)
My God is better than your God, and I think my God owns your God any day of the week or weekend.

Nuh-uh. My dad can totally beat up your dad. You suck.

If you’re not with us, you’re against us. I don’t give a damn how bad a statement you think that is, because it’s correct.

Correct? I think you got the misprint version; all the ones I'm looking at say "For he who is not against us is for us."

It's so cute to hear someone who claims to be a Christian repeating perversities of their own text's basic lore.

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[info]serai
2006-10-17 12:23 am UTC (link)
I wonder how he would rationalize his "bomb 'em to hell" stance with all that "turn the other cheek" stuff that Jesus was always on about?

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Mclusky said it best, dammit.
[info]deconcentrate
2006-10-17 02:50 am UTC (link)
My God is better than your God, and I think my God owns your God any day of the week or weekend.

*shouts*

MY LOVE IS BIGGER THAN YOUR LOVE
WE TAKE MORE DRUGS THAN A TOURING FUNK BAND
SING IT

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[info]ryuutchi
2006-10-17 05:45 am UTC (link)
On the Muslim porn article:
It is as offensive to Muslim sensibilities as it is to Christians when porn stars pose as nuns or wear crosses around their necks as they are subjected to serial sex. Since the adult film industry is dominated by “non-Jewish Jews,” as Luke Ford would call them, the intent can only be viewed as subversive, deliberately exploiting Arab and even Persian girls.

I.. buh... WHAT? Right, right. Blame the Jews. Everyone else does. Why should you be any different? After all, every day I spend at least an hour coming up with new ways to degrade Muslim women (who would never DARE have sexual intercourse in a sexually liberated Western country unless Jews were involved) and at least two hours trying to keep Blacks, Christians, and Muslims down.

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[info]camilla
2006-10-17 06:45 am UTC (link)
I KNOW! It's an all new barrel full to the brim with wank. The OP's logic ... it is not of this plane.

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(no subject) - [info]ryuutchi, 2006-10-17 07:08 am UTC

 
   
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