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Meronia hybrid ([info]camilla) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-10-16 22:55:00


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Current mood:Vertigo

And on the right, wank galore about google porn rankings.
I have no idea what is going on, just that this rightist guy is nr 1 in the Google 'muslim porn' ranking, and there is wank in the comments. There is wank eeeveryyywheeerrrrrrrre!

There was so much over the same topic two years ago he closed the thread.

But one of them can spell, if s/h/it weren't intentionally funny, I might have mistaken them for ***: I also disregard normative use of English, punctuation or spelling. I opt instead for my own parochial sociolinguistic variety which I consider dominantly masculine.

Most comments go like this: CHUCK US A CONE MAN

Legalese half-baked threats: Steven Muslim COnvert ( Tuesday, 17 January 2006 @ 10:04am ) :
Note to the webmaster: Can you delete all the profane messages on your websites. Your website is inspiring religious and racial hatred, I can have this website shut down. You have 7 days to remove all the messages, if you don’t we will contact your hosting company by doing a who’s on the domain name. So do the right thing an delete all the messages.


The OP responds with Steven's IP and mail address.

Then someone else follows up with a long diatribe on the Bush admin and oil. More about Danish flags, fucking pigs, fucking Americans, and enough crude homophobia to light up an entire continent.

And in between somewhere, the OP strikes back, again with IPs and mail addresses of the flamers, in a rant called, More Muslim Porn Idiots and Off the Deep End: To those who post in the name of Allah to try to threaten me, I have a message: My God is better than your God, and I think my God owns your God any day of the week or weekend. My God is going to kill your infidel Pagan God in Mecca in a heartbeat when he gets around to caring about your pathetic flea-bitten ass. He’s going to come down on you like the God of the old testament and do to you what he did to the Egyptians. It’s going to be apocalyptic and I’m going to enjoy it. The only thing your God ever did for the world is invent the suicide bomber, which my God happens to abhor.

If you think that I’m talking about the Jewish or Christian God, you’re so dead wrong. I’m talking about the Hydrogen bomb.


And more, ever more, comments: O my gosh! What is wrong with all you people? Did you guys know that the first terrorist in the history of mankind is the crusaders? and a one block rant about it not being British education, no, it's those bloody lazy immigrants.

Discussed elsewhere, with this comment maybe it's a clone: #12 from FabioC. on July 28, 2005 11:05 AM
I wrote a few post about explosives (giving no info that can be used in practice) both in English and Italian, and I'm getting a lot search hits about those as well.


What I was looking for in the first place? This, but that's a wank for another night. (Preview: According to some sources, the CIA operates "Muslim Porn" sites as part of a campaign of psychological warfare against the Islamic world. )



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[info]quettaser
2006-10-16 02:09 pm UTC (link)
My God is going to kill your infidel Pagan God in Mecca in a heartbeat when he gets around to caring about your pathetic flea-bitten ass.

I guess Islam's so monotheistic, it's gone all the way around back to pagan again?

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[info]ladyvorkosigan
2006-10-16 02:14 pm UTC (link)
I once found a Chick Tract (mercifully abandoned on the ground where it belongs) where the righteous Christian father explained to his son that those Muslims over there were "just praying to their Moon God, Allah." And if you can't trust Chick Tracts. . .

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[info]quettaser
2006-10-16 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that's just seventeen kinds of wrong.

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[info]littleshebear
2006-10-16 02:40 pm UTC (link)
I've seen that one too! Then the father talks to the Muslims and manages to convert them using the awesome power of Chick-tract-batshit logic! Good times, man.

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[info]yattara
2006-10-16 02:53 pm UTC (link)
I think I read that one. One of them, anyway, he has a couple of them.

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[info]seiberwing
2006-10-16 03:20 pm UTC (link)
Bzuh?

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verthandi
2006-10-16 03:24 pm UTC (link)
There ya go. The ignorance burns, but the stupidity is hilarious.

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[info]seiberwing
2006-10-16 03:30 pm UTC (link)
I like how the kid is just sitting there sipping a soda while his father rips into the Muslim's beliefs.

Ugh. Moon god, whut? Where does he think Christmas came from?

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[info]frequentmouse
2006-10-16 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Passover is a closer analogy, or Easter, both of which are still dated by the Moon. Christmas is only historically moon-related.

(Ramadan's over next Thursday, I think; I have to check for sure because the Islamic Center around the corner rents the cafeteria at Nisqually Middle School for the big celebratory dinner, and the traffic is a nightmare).

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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2006-10-16 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-16 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-10-17 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-10-16 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-16 06:44 pm UTC
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[info]esclaramonde
2006-10-16 03:38 pm UTC (link)
I don't think I would trust the religious views of someone as skeevy-looking as the dad in that one.

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[info]tehrin
2006-10-16 03:44 pm UTC (link)
Are they really trying to say that Muslims don't believe in Jesus? Dude, they believe, just not that he's the son of god. He's an important prophet in Islam from my understanding.

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(no subject) - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-16 03:59 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-16 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-10-16 03:59 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-10-16 04:26 pm UTC
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[info]semirecluse
2006-10-16 04:17 pm UTC (link)
(Gasp) If this is true then I have no hope!

I am changed! I am free! At last I am loved by God!

...You know, I cling to the belief that Jack Chick is just one enormous uber-dedicated fundie-mocking hoax.

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[info]tehrin
2006-10-16 03:40 pm UTC (link)
This one is actually my favorite Anti-Muslim GOD AWFUL chick tract. Why? Child brides, dude. Child brides. And they make even Muslim kids look evil. I seriously can't believe people actually have the same opinions expressed in Chick tracts.

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[info]verpon
2006-10-16 03:53 pm UTC (link)
I just like that Susy's grandpa is clearly a retired Bond Villain.

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[info]tehrin
2006-10-16 03:56 pm UTC (link)
I thought that the first time reading it, too.

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heurodis
2006-10-16 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Bzuh? Why on earth does that kid's Grandpa have an eye patch?

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[info]semirecluse
2006-10-16 05:38 pm UTC (link)
Pirates for Jesus! Arrrrlelujah!

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[info]amxjm
2006-10-16 08:51 pm UTC (link)
He lost it to some "fuckin' glowstickers." (This is where I'd then post a link to a parody I'm referencing, but I can't find it again for some reason.)

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verthandi
2006-10-16 03:54 pm UTC (link)
I hadn't read that one yet!

The panel about the children shocked over Mohammed owning slaves is my favorite, I think.

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[info]tehrin
2006-10-16 03:56 pm UTC (link)
It's ironic, don't you think?

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[info]puipui
2006-10-16 08:01 pm UTC (link)
That, and the part where Suzy has that Allah turned some people into animals, and they're all "Gasp! How horrible! That isn't nice!" because, y'know, God never did anything bad like that in the Bible ever.

And the little footnote explaining the word "pedophile" is just comedy gold.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-10-16 08:40 pm UTC

[info]dreamoflife02
2006-10-16 10:55 pm UTC (link)
I love how they say that Jesus created the world in six days... they're even getting their own religion wrong now.

Also, I loved the slaves bit. Because no Christian in the history of the world has ever ever owned slaves ever.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-10-16 04:00 pm UTC (link)
...

Oh shit now I need a drink.

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[info]semirecluse
2006-10-16 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Allah is not the Moon God, dammit! That would be Elijah Wood.

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-16 06:22 pm UTC (link)
I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking that!
dreamer_marie@LJ

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