Current mood:

Vertigo

And on the right, wank galore about google porn rankings.
I have no idea what is going on, just that this rightist guy is nr 1 in the Google 'muslim porn' ranking, and there is wank in the comments. There is wank eeeveryyywheeerrrrrrrre!

There was so much over the same topic two years ago he closed the thread.

But one of them can spell, if s/h/it weren't intentionally funny, I might have mistaken them for ***: I also disregard normative use of English, punctuation or spelling. I opt instead for my own parochial sociolinguistic variety which I consider dominantly masculine.

Most comments go like this: CHUCK US A CONE MAN

Legalese half-baked threats: Steven Muslim COnvert ( Tuesday, 17 January 2006 @ 10:04am ) :
Note to the webmaster: Can you delete all the profane messages on your websites. Your website is inspiring religious and racial hatred, I can have this website shut down. You have 7 days to remove all the messages, if you don’t we will contact your hosting company by doing a who’s on the domain name. So do the right thing an delete all the messages.

The OP responds with Steven's IP and mail address.

Then someone else follows up with a long diatribe on the Bush admin and oil. More about Danish flags, fucking pigs, fucking Americans, and enough crude homophobia to light up an entire continent.

And in between somewhere, the OP strikes back, again with IPs and mail addresses of the flamers, in a rant called, More Muslim Porn Idiots and Off the Deep End: To those who post in the name of Allah to try to threaten me, I have a message: My God is better than your God, and I think my God owns your God any day of the week or weekend. My God is going to kill your infidel Pagan God in Mecca in a heartbeat when he gets around to caring about your pathetic flea-bitten ass. He’s going to come down on you like the God of the old testament and do to you what he did to the Egyptians. It’s going to be apocalyptic and I’m going to enjoy it. The only thing your God ever did for the world is invent the suicide bomber, which my God happens to abhor.

If you think that I’m talking about the Jewish or Christian God, you’re so dead wrong. I’m talking about the Hydrogen bomb.

And more, ever more, comments: O my gosh! What is wrong with all you people? Did you guys know that the first terrorist in the history of mankind is the crusaders? and a one block rant about it not being British education, no, it's those bloody lazy immigrants.

Discussed elsewhere, with this comment ~~maybe it's a clone~~: #12 from FabioC. on July 28, 2005 11:05 AM
I wrote a few post about explosives (giving no info that can be used in practice) both in English and Italian, and I'm getting a lot search hits about those as well.

What I was looking for in the first place? This, but that's a wank for another night. (Preview: According to some sources, the CIA operates "Muslim Porn" sites as part of a campaign of psychological warfare against the Islamic world. )

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	verthandi 2006-10-16 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	There ya go. The ignorance burns, but the stupidity is hilarious. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2006-10-16 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	I like how the kid is just sitting there sipping a soda while his father rips into the Muslim's beliefs. Ugh. Moon god, whut? Where does he think Christmas came from? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	frequentmouse 2006-10-16 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	Passover is a closer analogy, or Easter, both of which are still dated by the Moon. Christmas is only historically moon-related. (Ramadan's over next Thursday, I think; I have to check for sure because the Islamic Center around the corner rents the cafeteria at Nisqually Middle School for the big celebratory dinner, and the traffic is a nightmare). (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tehrin 2006-10-16 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	According to my calender, it ends on Tuesday. Save yourself a trip. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tez 2006-10-16 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Note to self: stay inside Tuesday night. Traffic = teh ebil. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	frequentmouse 2006-10-17 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Thanks ever so; I will attempt to loosen my husband from his mindless dedication to his server so he doesn't sit at the traffic light by the school for five changes again... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2006-10-16 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	is a J00 I meant that the traditional Christmas celebrations have a lot of tie-ins with pagan culture in general. And most Jewish holidays are by the moon, actually. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

quettaser
2006-10-16 06:44 pm UTC (link)

Yep-yep. The early Judaism kept the same festival days as the old matriarchal pagans to lessen the chances of revolt (must like the Romans would allow their newly captured "citizens" to worship their own religions as long as they paid lipservice to the Roman gods as well). Nothing stirs anger like taking away religious holidays.

There's actually a very scary amount of religous overlap in that region. Like the Babylonian gods bear a very strong resemblance to the Greek gods and some of the Egyptian gods.

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	seiberwing 2006-10-16 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	confused Why would the Jews do that? Thought Judaism is more of being born in it than converting, unlike Christianity. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	ayezur 2006-10-16 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Because that kind of logic only applies to non-Christian religions. The Bible is aboslutely true, and we'll have none of your history here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2006-10-16 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Right. You guys go have fun with your ~~pagan fertility rituals~~ Easter. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	esclaramonde 2006-10-16 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I would trust the religious views of someone as skeevy-looking as the dad in that one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tehrin 2006-10-16 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Are they really trying to say that Muslims don't believe in Jesus? Dude, they believe, just not that he's the son of god. He's an important prophet in Islam from my understanding. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	quettaser 2006-10-16 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. Absolutely. I'm pretty sure they believe in three prophets: Abraham, Jesus and Muhammad. The main difference is that Christians don't believe Muhammad was a prophet, so they don't follow his teachings. Muslims do (and there are many teachings). (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	waltraute 2006-10-16 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	There's also some profound disagreement about the fundamental nature of God, unitary vs. trinitary. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	quettaser 2006-10-16 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yes, that as well. JF: Wank, icons, boobies and all the trivia you never needed to know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-10-16 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, there are a lot more prophets than that, including all the ones considering prophets in the Torah, John the Baptist, Mary, and Jesus (Isa). Jesus is probably the most important prophet aside from Muhammad (sallalahu alayhi wasallam). --muslim mouse (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ecchaniz0r 2006-10-16 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	He is, IIRC. I think Judaism feels similarly? He's an important teacher, but not The Almighty's Kid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tehrin 2006-10-16 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Judaism doesn't follow Jesus at all- neither as a prophet or as the son of G-d. Well, except for Jews for Christ, but I don't really understand that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

mindset
2006-10-16 04:26 pm UTC (link)

Not even an important teacher, I'm sorry. Just "this slightly crazy rabbinical student who used kabalistic magic for wrong purposes" (that's from those who allow for the NT miracles even existing, and try to explain them) "gathered a lot of followers, was killed, and then his followers went nuts." The interfaith-dialogue types tend to be more, um, tactful than that, though. :/

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	seiberwing 2006-10-16 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Never heard the whole 'kabalistic magic' explanation. We just thought he was a cool guy whose ideas got twisted into pretzals. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mindset 2006-10-16 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that tends to be the Reform explanation. The Orthodox (when they talk about Jesus in schools at all, which is hardly ever) don't tend to use "cool guy" in any sense of the phrase. I understand that teaching, but it sometimes bemuses me to see it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ecchaniz0r 2006-10-16 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, okay! I'm not offended. All I have is the barely-remembered remnants of a Catholic high-school ed. XD 'Course I'm underinformed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	semirecluse 2006-10-16 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	(Gasp) If this is true then I have no hope! I am changed! I am free! At last I am loved by God! ...You know, I cling to the belief that Jack Chick is just one enormous uber-dedicated fundie-mocking hoax. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	verthandi 2006-10-16 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	I know. Every time I read one, I have to check to make sure I'm at chick.com and not at landoverbaptist.org. The tracts are just so bad that they have to be satire, right? Right? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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