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Freezer - a buffet of manliness! ([info]freezer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-10-18 14:56:00


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The Duke Rape Case: A Wank In Two Parts.
Part The First:

two_stabs posts on anti_feminism regarding the 60 Minutes interview with the three Duke Lacrosse player accused of rape - spotlighting the poor way the lead prosecutor in the case came across.

The first few posts start off focusing on that and speculation on overzealous prosecution.

Then the thread gets dragged into abortion (and bad abortion jokes)

Then (the apparently infamous) david_deacon shows up to drop this nugget of shit wisdom:

I *do* like the line "thank your grandfather for my cotton shirt." At least it's subtle and doesn't include the word "nigger."

Stunningly, things go downhill from there.

Part The Second:

two_stabs reports on david_deacon's jackassery to stupid_free here

DD decides his good name is being beesmirched (or something...) and proceeds to look like a complete asshole "defend" himself.

...Badly

I'm in there, but since I was there pre-Deacon and have (mostly) stayed out of the way of the spooge, I'm putting this here instead of [info]i_wank.


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[info]microclimate
2006-10-18 08:33 pm UTC (link)
I *do* like the line "thank your grandfather for my cotton shirt." At least it's subtle and doesn't include the word "nigger."

Um what?

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[info]shadowkitty
2006-10-18 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that's nasty.

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[info]dark_puck
2006-10-18 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Subtle like a brick to the face. If he had said that to anyone at my college, he would have gotten his ass beat down by no less than anyone who heard it.

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(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2006-10-18 10:33 pm UTC

[info]visp
2006-10-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Especially when you remember that the shirt probably came from China or India.

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-10-19 03:03 am UTC

[info]threegoldfish
2006-10-18 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Oh christ. I've gotten into it with that asshole before. He's convinced that the reason he didn't get some teaching job was because the wimmens get more favor than he does. You know, not because he's an asshole.

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[info]smo
2006-10-18 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Aww, teh poor widdle oppwessed white male. No one understands him. Walrusface.

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(no subject) - [info]threegoldfish, 2006-10-18 08:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-10-18 09:05 pm UTC

[info]naienko
2006-10-18 08:38 pm UTC (link)
/headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk

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[info]tez
2006-10-18 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Things I would love to see:

Steel Cage Match! Ginmar vs. DD!

Seriously, he thought that shit was funny? Someone give him a soul transplant.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2006-10-18 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Steel Cage Match! Ginmar vs. DD!

It'd be shiny and the batshit would be strong. I'd so pay to see it. *_*

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-18 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2006-10-19 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2006-10-19 02:28 pm UTC

[info]footsie
2006-10-18 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Okay, you. Out of my head.

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-18 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-10-18 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-10-19 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackflag, 2006-10-19 05:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]footsie, 2006-10-19 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackflag, 2006-10-19 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]footsie, 2006-10-19 05:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackflag, 2006-10-19 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2006-10-19 12:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackflag, 2006-10-22 07:46 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 04:51 pm UTC

[info]lottelita
2006-10-18 11:30 pm UTC (link)
See, I agree that it's funny -- at least clever. I also think, however, that it's completely fucking racist and no one should ever say it seriously.

My friends and I have a high tolerance for racist jokes and regularly throw them at each other. *shrug*

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[info]tehrin
2006-10-19 12:01 am UTC (link)
Sadly, I wouldn't know who to root for in that match. How about "rocks fall and everyone dies" at the end.

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-19 12:04 am UTC
OMG Spoiler alert! - [info]anarchicq, 2006-10-19 12:17 am UTC

[info]doomsday
2006-10-18 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Glossolalia's Frida Kahlo icon is the best thing I've ever seen.

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[info]hallidae
2006-10-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Your icon is also a thing of beauty. ::loves on the Monty Python/Van Gogh cross::

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[info]hallidae
2006-10-18 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Deacon idiocy aside:

We moved out after the first day because there were mobs in front of the house burning candles, putting terrible things up, asking us to get a conscience, show character. It was terrible.

Am I the only one who thought "Oh, grow a spine, you pansy"? I mean, burning crosses, throwing things, shouting profanity, that's one thing, but candles and "asking to get a conscience"?

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[info]ruby_tuesday
2006-10-18 10:29 pm UTC (link)
No, you're not.

"Th-they -- they -- oh, I can't talk about it. It's too horrible. They, they asked me to get a conscience! ::sniff:: A CONSCIENCE! It was T-TERRIBLE! ::sob::"

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-18 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-10-18 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedwitch, 2006-10-19 01:31 pm UTC

[info]elektra3
2006-10-18 10:38 pm UTC (link)
And so the guy's a racist, so fucking what

Well, there's a new one.

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[info]harrylovesron
2006-10-18 10:47 pm UTC (link)
you'd never know it from the way I get called every name in the book over there. So much for "freedom of speech," eh?

ARGUING WITH SOMEONE AND/OR CALLING THEM OUT ON BEING AN ASS DOESN'T MEAN IT'S SUPPRESSING FREEDOM OF SPEECH, ASSCLOWN.

*looks for a paper towel*

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(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2006-10-18 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-18 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-10-18 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-19 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-19 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-19 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-19 02:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-19 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-19 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-19 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-19 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-19 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-19 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-10-19 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2006-10-19 12:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-19 03:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2006-10-19 03:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-18 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-18 11:03 pm UTC
OT - [info]nekoneko, 2006-10-19 12:28 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]nekoneko, 2006-10-19 12:33 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-19 02:02 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]nekoneko, 2006-10-19 04:17 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-19 04:40 am UTC
Re: OT - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 05:02 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-19 12:34 pm UTC

[info]lottelita
2006-10-18 11:32 pm UTC (link)
[info]niki4jm: There are times when I just feel sorry for [info]david_deacon and times when I want to hit him with a brick. Right now the brick is looking good.

[info]david_deacon: Try aiming at your monitor in the hope that it'll go through the phone line and out my end.


I LOL'd. At least the guy wanks amusingly.

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[info]darkeyes
2006-10-18 11:58 pm UTC (link)
*is distracted from wank by the awesomeness going on between denim_queen and asianrevenge in the stupid_free thread*

"...considering that you think that one can fellate a woman, and that one would conceivably exfoliate a vagina..." Heeee ^___^

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2006-10-19 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-10-19 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-10-19 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2006-10-19 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2006-10-19 03:23 am UTC

[info]tehrin
2006-10-19 12:00 am UTC (link)
Y HALLO THER LOVECRAFTY! Weren't you on a wank yesterday?

He gets around more than an STD.

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(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2006-10-19 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2006-10-19 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 03:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]purest_chaos, 2006-10-19 08:50 pm UTC

[info]tao_tao
2006-10-19 12:04 am UTC (link)
Wow. I was wondering what was up with that case. So she completely randomly made impossible shit up and got random people a trial? As revenge for other people knocking on the bathroom door? That's wild.

Sorry, I don't think the wank is anywhere near as interesting.

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(no subject) - [info]combledore, 2006-10-19 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-10-19 03:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]combledore, 2006-10-19 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-10-19 07:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2006-10-19 02:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]combledore, 2006-10-19 02:47 am UTC

[info]sepiamagpie
2006-10-19 02:38 am UTC (link)
I'd've gone with I_wank.

David_Deacon smells like suck.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-19 07:10 am UTC

[info]ladyvorkosigan
2006-10-19 11:25 am UTC (link)
Am I the only one who finds [info]hexennacht extraordinarily annoying in a "stop making my side look stupid" kind of way? She was pretty mild in this wank, but sometimes . . .

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redwarrior
2006-10-19 02:32 pm UTC (link)
DD's nitials should have three "D"'s in them.

The third one, of course, standing for "douchebag".

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