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polly_parrot ([info]polly_parrot) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-10-20 13:35:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

[info]lovexandxpeace posts on [info]1ontheway about a big hard thing the size of a chicken wing coming out of her vagina. She gets several comments telling her to go to the hospital asap, but no actual wank.

Until patheticinvader posts this to [info]prego_drama.

[info]lovexandxpeace takes exception, and makes this post, complete with explanation as to what the ‘chicken wing’ actually was.

[info]crazy_inlovex3 (a friend of the op) shows up with this lovely comment (I badly want to know what the story is here) but no major wank until she posts again to tell everyone that:

"Listen here. To all you little fuckers who think it's great to scare other people you can all fuck yourselves. As to the other people in this community who tends to stalk people and copy everything they do because she has no life and has to fuck her man and her room mate to get pleasure .... leave my girl alone. you know who the fuck i'm talking about. as for all of you stupid bitter whores .... shut the fuck up. no one cares. honestly. this is fucking livejournal not real fucking life. it's on the fucking computer. if you have nothing better to do than sit on your fat ass' all day than thats fine. why don't you go out and get a job or get a hobby. sorry but i don't need to sit here and make fun of people online. god knows i have enough drama in my life and ya know what I don't care. grow the fuck up all of you.

comments are more than welcome because chances are i will end up cussing you out so feel free to make my fucking day."

The post is here. Someone needs to wash their mouth out with soap.

The community is not intimidated. Despite her earlier statement, she only hangs around for the first page of comments before making this post, stating that "All you little 16 year old sluts need to go spread your legs some more."

What a charming individual.




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[info]daylightsparks
2006-10-19 12:51 pm UTC (link)
i wish chicken wings would fall out of my vagina, preferably with some buffalo sauce. then i'd never go hungry!

FTW.

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[info]onaga
2006-10-19 01:41 pm UTC (link)
WAUGH.

*CROSSES LEGS*

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(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2006-10-19 02:35 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2006-10-19 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clichemoth, 2006-10-19 08:52 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]the_clichemoth, 2006-10-19 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2006-10-19 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2006-10-20 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]okalintu, 2006-10-19 04:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2006-10-19 04:32 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2006-10-19 04:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2006-10-19 10:55 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-19 10:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-10-20 02:00 am UTC
That's a toughie. - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-20 06:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ichigatsu, 2006-10-19 04:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2006-10-19 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 08:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2006-10-19 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fourth_impact, 2006-10-20 06:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2006-10-20 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-19 05:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-19 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-20 12:19 am UTC

redwarrior
2006-10-19 01:49 pm UTC (link)
OUCH. Just, OUCH.

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iwanttobeasleep
2006-10-19 01:53 pm UTC (link)
Definitely not going to give in to my curiosity on this one.

Who doesn't go to the doctor when something strange comes out of them?

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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2006-10-19 02:22 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2006-10-19 03:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-10-19 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2006-10-20 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2006-10-20 04:37 am UTC
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(no subject) - ealusaid, 2006-10-20 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2006-10-19 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theartema, 2006-10-20 06:51 am UTC
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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-10-19 02:23 pm UTC (link)
I can't even go comment on the wank. I'm frankly dumbstruck with horror. Poor girl.

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[info]paintobscura
2006-10-19 02:40 pm UTC (link)
I will love someone forever if they copy + paste the posts so I can read them, since LJ was unexpectedly blocked at my work this morning.

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[info]zealot
2006-10-19 03:37 pm UTC (link)
I laughed so hard when I saw, "lovexandxpeace posts on 1ontheway about a big hard thing the size of a chicken wing coming out of her vagina". That was really just last thing I expected to read. Somehow her explanation makes it worse. Sounds like she's growing stalactites up there.

And yet I continue to eat my breakfast.

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[info]grrliz
2006-10-19 03:43 pm UTC (link)
LMAO ICON FOR THE WIN



[info]saxomofo is currently using it, I assume they made it but I haven't bothered to ask since I'm too lazy and even though it's for benign reasons, I wouldn't want to troll the wank. :)

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(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-19 05:10 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-19 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sneer, 2006-10-19 11:38 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2006-10-20 06:45 am UTC

[info]ladyvorkosigan
2006-10-19 04:00 pm UTC (link)
I might be pathetically squeamish, but oh my God, I don't think I can ever eat chicken wings again.

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(no subject) - ealusaid, 2006-10-19 11:58 pm UTC

[info]keleri
2006-10-19 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Not very grossed out now, but the next time I see a chicken wing...

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[info]okalintu
2006-10-19 04:18 pm UTC (link)
*crosses legs*

If that would've been me, I would've been in the nearest hospital yesterday.

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-19 04:19 pm UTC (link)
I used to laugh at my boyfriend when he confessed his deathly fear of chickens and eating chicken wings.

...I swear I will apologise tomorrow.

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[info]smo
2006-10-19 04:45 pm UTC (link)
Motherfucking icon love!

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[info]ella_w
2006-10-19 04:56 pm UTC (link)
It's times like these I'm really glad I'm a vegetarian.

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(no subject) - [info]ruby_tuesday, 2006-10-19 05:30 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]entrenous88, 2006-10-19 08:46 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]chibicurmudgeon, 2006-10-20 04:47 am UTC

[info]hallidae
2006-10-19 05:12 pm UTC (link)
Eeeee... EEEEEeeeee... Oh, God, just the thought of what that might have been is gonna give me nightmares.

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(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-10-19 05:57 pm UTC

[info]leto
2006-10-19 05:35 pm UTC (link)
I haven't clicked those links. I am not sure I want to really know this. Eww. ::is chicken but not wings::

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[info]honorh
2006-10-19 05:52 pm UTC (link)
I haven't even clicked the links, and already I'm grossed out.

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[info]doomsday
2006-10-19 05:59 pm UTC (link)
I will go to my lawyer and sue you for deformation of character

That little spat between [info]crazy_inlovex3 and [info]sexygurl666 is so unintentionally hilarious!

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AHAHAHAHAHA! - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scorpio20, 2006-10-19 07:01 pm UTC
this is sexygurl666 - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 07:36 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dwarfjen, 2006-10-19 07:41 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - [info]elektra3, 2006-10-19 08:04 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 08:10 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - [info]tiki, 2006-10-19 08:12 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-19 10:45 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - [info]chibicurmudgeon, 2006-10-20 04:55 am UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 08:12 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - [info]elektra3, 2006-10-19 08:29 pm UTC
HAY PRINCIPESSA - (Anonymous), 2006-10-19 10:47 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - (Anonymous), 2006-10-22 05:54 am UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - [info]doomsday, 2006-10-19 08:23 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - [info]puipui, 2006-10-19 09:30 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-19 10:46 pm UTC
Re: this is sexygurl666 - [info]mookie, 2006-10-20 01:47 am UTC

[info]ichigatsu
2006-10-19 06:01 pm UTC (link)
I just realised- sometimes diseased cervices do resemble chicken wings. Oh ob-gyne rotation, how easily I forget thee.

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(no subject) - [info]paintobscura, 2006-10-19 06:35 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-10-19 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Am I sick for still wanting to have chicken wings for lunch after reading this? Then again I can shovel dog and cat shit all morning and still chow down on a Baby Ruth bar without batting an eye...

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(no subject) - [info]polly_parrot, 2006-10-19 06:36 pm UTC

sharonapple
2006-10-19 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh, blargh... D:

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[info]slackerbitch
2006-10-19 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Wow, those bitches in [info]prego_drama are hardcore.

I say that with love. Or lust. Or something. They're rocking my socks, at least.

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(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2006-10-20 08:22 pm UTC

eviemouse
2006-10-19 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Better out than in!

...

Perhaps not really. Damn, I'd have been so scared!

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(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2006-10-20 12:06 pm UTC

[info]harrylovesron
2006-10-19 07:39 pm UTC (link)
big hard thing the size of a chicken wing coming out of her vagina

OW OW OW OW OW *crosses legs* My vagina burns just thinking about it!

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[info]scorpio20
2006-10-19 08:15 pm UTC (link)
This icon FTW!

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(no subject) - [info]microclimate, 2006-10-20 01:52 am UTC


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