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expeliarbum ([info]expeliarbum) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-10-20 04:59:00


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Current mood:Fan-Fucking-tastic

[info]stupid_free porn wank.
Once upon a time, in a wonderful land we'll call Livejournal there was a community called [info]anti_porn.

One day, [info]kuchibenne posts that guys who watch porn are bad in bed

[info]rykani links this to [info]stupid_free

Naturally, there's wank.

It all starts with the good ol I bet they're all virgins, but things don't really heat up until [info]languid_ardor shows up with some pearls of wisdom for everyone.

I hate porn, I really do. I feel it is destructive to everyone, men and women. And I would love to see it gradually obliterated from society. I don't watch it, I don't know the names of porn stars, and I find it shocking that other people do. There's no need for that. Why not fantasize over some real person? I think it's disgusting that people watch it. I honestly do.

people are not amused

Obviously, in any good wank we must have a 'I don't like your icon' bonus.

Kind of old, but still amusing.

ETA: [info]fordarkness posts in [info]stupid_free a summary of [info]languid_ardor's past wanks. It goes without saying that [info]languid_ardor shows up everywhere

Daughter of ETA: someone claiming to be [info]languid_ardor comes here to have fun with us.




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(Anonymous)
2006-10-20 09:00 am UTC (link)
I've always been aware of my attraction to women. My attraction to men has come to me as a result of my ponography use. I have come to believe that pornography use is detrimental to one's sexuality, because I was not truly attracted to men, just to the power their penises could represent over me.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

You know when you can't tell if the person who comments on a post is being sarcastic or if they're agreeing in a really weird way?
Well, yeah, all those comments, aside from the "AMEM SISTA"s, are like that.

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[info]dwarfjen
2006-10-20 09:18 am UTC (link)
All my favourite pr0n is in the bible.

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[info]darkeyes
2006-10-20 09:42 am UTC (link)
.....




Porn Stars aren't real people? :(

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[info]oxydosic
2006-10-20 11:25 am UTC (link)
Won't somebody think of the porn stars?? They think about you, naked and bent over.

Dear Porn: I love you. But could you please get some more attractive men in straight porn? Seriously, the gay porn industry got all the cute guys.

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[info]sarajayechan
2006-10-20 11:31 am UTC (link)
Oh, anti-porn. I almost forgot about them!

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[info]the_clansmen
2006-10-20 12:05 pm UTC (link)
Once upon a time, I was pretty close friends with someone. By the miracle of me realizing that MSN sucks and filtering all of my friends on there to AIM, I somehow lost contact with this person (she was still hung up on MSN, and after making a couple of token efforts to reach me on AIM, she gave it up). We didn't speak for about three years, until we crossed paths on the Snopes message boards and she IMed me on AIM.

In those three years, she had become a snarling anti-porn advocate, complete with gnashing of teeth and condemning me for being a 20 year old male partaking in the occasional adult video. But no no, it did not stop there. You see, when we knew each other, once upon a time in that happier place, I was writing really bad adult fanfiction, and she loved the stuff. Couldn't get enough of it. Now that I don't write adult fanfiction, but I do have a few stories that I wrote and didn't find utter crap online, I was suddenly being condemned for leaving them online and "contributing to the corruption of the moral fiber of the country" (um...you're Canadian. I'm American. Which country are we talking about?) and "potentially scarring children who don't have an accurate idea of what sex is and what it should represent". And don't get me started on the stuff she had to say about strippers...

We eventually got off the topic of porn although that is what the Internet is for but as we talked more and realized that we had changed too much (she still liked anime, and although I enjoy anime in theory, I haven't watched it or been in an anime fandom in about two years) and parted mostly amicably. Although she still hated my black, porn-loving soul.

The moral of the story? Them [info]anti_porn people is crazy.

P.S. I eventually got to the root of her porn-hating: she was engaged to someone who dumped her. This guy happened to enjoy porn now and again. Makes you think.

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[info]missdaisy
2006-10-20 12:12 pm UTC (link)
Note to [info]kuchibenne: It's not the porn. Just stop sleeping with jerks.

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[info]singe
2006-10-20 12:18 pm UTC (link)
I don't know the names of porn stars, and I find it shocking that other people do.

Ron Jeremy! And...I'm spent.

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[info]zealot
2006-10-20 12:28 pm UTC (link)
I just really get the feeling that she's the sort of person who enjoys Cathy comic strips.

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[info]zinkchan
2006-10-20 12:34 pm UTC (link)
That sounds almost exactly like my friends ex-roommate from hell who lives right above us.

The thing is (was?) that she really hated porn with Asians in it; apparently her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend was Asian, so she thought that he was fantasizing about her when they had sex. The best part is that after they broke up, she became an advocite for porn.

But only for single people.

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from languid_ardor
(Anonymous)
2006-10-20 01:12 pm UTC (link)
omg. you guys are sooo sweet, talking about me when I'm not here. are you planning a surprise party for me?? *bats eyelashes*

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[info]chudley_cannon
2006-10-20 01:56 pm UTC (link)
I don't know, but I'm noticing a lot of people on livejournal with a thing for wolves.

I can't tell if she's being serious or not, and therefore, I love it.

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-20 02:22 pm UTC (link)
who the hell are some of you people? including the OP...I've never seen you anywhere before. it's really weird that people who I have never even talked to are forming an opinion about me.

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Oh What the Hell...
rachelthedemon
2006-10-20 02:33 pm UTC (link)
WHY YOU THINK THE NET WAS BORN?
PORN, PORN, POOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!

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Re: Oh What the Hell... - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-20 04:57 pm UTC
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[info]seiberwing
2006-10-20 02:42 pm UTC (link)
It's ridiculous to think that your man has some kind of psychic cock, stupid not to tell him what you want when you realize his shlong isn't telepathic, and downright idiotic to stay with him of he doesn't listen after that.

happiestsadist just keeps winning and winning.

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This is H_S - (Anonymous), 2006-10-20 04:23 pm UTC
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rykani here :)
(Anonymous)
2006-10-20 02:44 pm UTC (link)
ah hahaha. this blew so frickin out of proportion, and now it continues to grow. it's almost been a week... and my poor e-mail has suffered so, but the amusement factor is wonderful. :)

i'm amused it wound up somewhere OUTSIDE of LJ, most of all. good stuff!

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Re: rykani here :) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2006-10-20 04:42 pm UTC
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Re: rykani here :) - [info]mcity, 2006-10-22 09:02 pm UTC

[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-10-20 03:00 pm UTC (link)
The chick who announced that she hates women amuses me. Oh, female misogynists, how lame thou art. Go jump off a cliff :D

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[info]frau_eva
2006-10-20 03:15 pm UTC (link)
I really love that saying men who watch porn are bad in bed implies there are men who don't watch porn and are thus AMAZING. Sure, you might be able to find a guy who doesn't watch it if he's grown up in some horribly repressed household or something. But considering the amount of guys studying in seminary that I've watched porn with...yeah, it's gonna be a little difficult to find. If they say they don't watch porn, chances are they're just hiding it.

And to all these people showing up here to say, "Aha, so amused by all you little unknown miscreants laughing at us, teehee," here's a message: WE DON'T CARE. No matter how many times you say, "Oh, I'm amused! Really! I don't care at all!" you're still taking the time out of your day to post about how much you don't care. Be more interesting or kindly shut up.

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(no subject) - [info]verpon, 2006-10-20 03:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2006-10-20 04:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]verpon, 2006-10-20 05:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-10-20 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2006-10-21 05:21 am UTC
How to put your boyfriend off porn forever!
[info]shadowkitty
2006-10-20 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Him: Look I have porn!
Me: I've never seen porn, let's give it a go!
...
Me: Those women look so sad. Don't you think they look sad? They're not enjoying themselves.
Those men are so ugly. Yuk.
Well, that looks painful. See? I told you she wasn't enjoying that.
How do people get off on this?
(Half an hour of non stop talking from me)
Him: OMG you have ruined porn for me!

And he hasn't watched it since!

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Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 03:40 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]frau_eva, 2006-10-20 04:36 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 06:32 pm UTC
... - [info]lycoris, 2006-10-20 09:51 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - (Anonymous), 2006-10-20 04:06 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-10-20 04:19 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 06:14 pm UTC
... - [info]kahteh, 2006-10-20 07:39 pm UTC
... - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 07:42 pm UTC
... - [info]kahteh, 2006-10-20 08:18 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2006-10-21 07:03 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-20 05:01 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 06:17 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-10-21 01:44 am UTC
... - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-21 02:41 am UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 06:16 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]shadowkitty, 2006-10-20 06:21 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]expeliarbum, 2006-10-20 06:23 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 06:30 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2006-10-29 12:32 am UTC
... - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-30 07:17 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - (Anonymous), 2006-10-20 06:33 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 06:47 pm UTC
... - [info]ghostmaster, 2006-10-20 09:50 pm UTC
... - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 10:01 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2006-10-30 09:22 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]freezer, 2006-10-20 07:15 pm UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]freezer, 2006-10-21 01:44 am UTC
Re: How to put your boyfriend off porn forever! - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-21 01:46 am UTC
... - [info]freezer, 2006-10-21 01:51 am UTC
... - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-21 01:52 am UTC
... - [info]freezer, 2006-10-21 01:58 am UTC

[info]wankaholic
2006-10-20 03:37 pm UTC (link)
. . . I wonder what they'd think of Lady Chatterley's Lover.

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(no subject) - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2006-10-20 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 03:47 pm UTC
... - [info]wankaholic, 2006-10-20 03:50 pm UTC
... - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 03:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]verpon, 2006-10-20 03:49 pm UTC
... - [info]wankaholic, 2006-10-20 03:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-10-20 10:59 pm UTC
... - [info]wankaholic, 2006-10-20 11:34 pm UTC
... - [info]catslash, 2006-10-21 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teapotgirl, 2006-10-20 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2006-10-21 01:46 am UTC

[info]quettaser
2006-10-20 04:29 pm UTC (link)
In the comments of the stupid_free summary post:

fine. maybe that masturbating comment was stupid. but really, I don't understand how you can fantasize during it. wouldn't the idea of real sex (if you were chronically single and celibate) make you depressed that you were just masturbating?

Soo, what counts as real sex then? Oral sex? Anal sex? Handjobs? Vaginal penetration? What if I think real sex is mutual masturbation? Or what if we use toys? Phonesex?

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2006-10-20 04:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysorka, 2006-10-20 05:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-20 08:43 pm UTC
... - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 08:52 pm UTC
... - [info]ghostmaster, 2006-10-20 09:55 pm UTC
... - [info]freezer, 2006-10-21 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tanya_ltp, 2006-10-24 08:57 pm UTC

[info]beckyh2112
2006-10-20 04:57 pm UTC (link)
wouldn't the idea of real sex (if you were chronically single and celibate) make you depressed that you were just masturbating?

Actually, it makes me write smut. The more interested I am in fantasizing in explicit detail about what I want to happen, the more likely I am to actually finish smuttery and post it.

Thus, I think some of my readers would prefer me to remain chronically single and celibate. /woe

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-10-20 06:43 pm UTC
The Languid Ardor Unifying Effect
[info]frequentmouse
2006-10-20 05:01 pm UTC (link)
I was really impressed, at the end of the thread of doom on page 2, how L_A's interminable asshattery had created such fellow feeling among anti-porn and sexworker alike, and everyone in between.

They all thought she should shut the hell up and go away.

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Re: The Languid Ardor Unifying Effect - [info]theantifooosh, 2006-10-20 06:45 pm UTC
Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist.
[info]mael
2006-10-20 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Pornography was created in the late 1900s with the Victorian Age. Before that, it was simply art.

THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the most idiotic statment in the whole wank. Hands down. Or rather, hands "down".

Someone want to tell the Romans their brothels were actually art galleries? Someone want to tell the Japanese that women fucking squid has deeper metaphorical meaning? Let's not even get into written erotica, please.

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Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - (Anonymous), 2006-10-20 05:32 pm UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - [info]ghostmaster, 2006-10-20 09:57 pm UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - (Anonymous), 2006-10-20 10:41 pm UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - [info]lizzypaul, 2006-10-21 04:03 am UTC
Female masturbation = high art - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 05:45 pm UTC
Re: Female masturbation = high art - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 05:46 pm UTC
Re: Female masturbation = high art - (Anonymous), 2006-10-20 05:51 pm UTC
Re: Female masturbation = high art - [info]smo, 2006-10-20 05:59 pm UTC
Somewhat OT - [info]xero_sky, 2006-10-20 08:12 pm UTC
Re: Somewhat OT - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 08:54 pm UTC
Re: Somewhat OT - (Anonymous), 2006-10-20 08:59 pm UTC
Re: Female masturbation = high art - (Anonymous), 2006-10-20 09:00 pm UTC
Re: Female masturbation = high art - [info]papervolcano, 2006-10-20 09:32 pm UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 06:20 pm UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - [info]quettaser, 2006-10-20 06:28 pm UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-10-20 06:51 pm UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 06:53 pm UTC
... - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-10-21 03:40 am UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - [info]limyaael, 2006-10-20 10:30 pm UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - [info]heddychaa, 2006-10-20 10:32 pm UTC
... - [info]limyaael, 2006-10-20 10:35 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2006-10-20 10:43 pm UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-10-20 10:41 pm UTC
Re: Oh look! Clearly my icon does not exist. - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-10-21 02:02 am UTC



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