stupid_free porn wank.
Once upon a time, in a wonderful land we'll call Livejournal there was a community called anti_porn.

One day, kuchibenne posts that guys who watch porn are bad in bed

rykani links this to stupid_free

Naturally, there's wank.

It all starts with the good ol I bet they're all virgins, but things don't really heat up until languid_ardor shows up with some pearls of wisdom for everyone.

I hate porn, I really do. I feel it is destructive to everyone, men and women. And I would love to see it gradually obliterated from society. I don't watch it, I don't know the names of porn stars, and I find it shocking that other people do. There's no need for that. Why not fantasize over some real person? I think it's disgusting that people watch it. I honestly do.

people are not amused

Obviously, in any good wank we must have a 'I don't like your icon' bonus.

Kind of old, but still amusing.

ETA: fordarkness posts in stupid_free a summary of languid_ardor's past wanks. It goes without saying that languid_ardor shows up everywhere

Daughter of ETA: someone claiming to be languid_ardor comes here to have fun with us.