Wank is not an authentic topping for bruschetta!
Surfing around from one of the latest wanks, saw this linked in coflower's journal and thought it was absolutely hilarious.

Over on vegrecipes, rain_andflowers posts asking for a simple recipe for bruschetta.

You wouldn't think this would be a wanky subject.

Fortunately, tranzutopia is here to set us straight. There is no cheese in bruschetta, EVER. miss_cupotea says "forgot about the vegrecipes authenticity mafia.", which sets off the racism wank; it is SERIOUS BUSINESS to make cracks about Sicilians, but perfectly okay to make cracks about Scots. (There is more wank about Scottish cuisine here. Also somewhere in there is an allegation that they're only being OMGMEEN because Tranzutopia has diabetes and epilepsy and stuff and can't type. And anyway, the batshit crazy is OK because hir mother just died. Or something.) abazureonna tries to inject some Earth logic into the situation, but nothing doing; all it does is provoke some comment about somebody in Hoboken stealing noodles.

tranzutopia's now deleting some of hir comments, but coflower has helpfully archived some of them. It's four whole posts of archived crazy.