How Sexy do YOU find Ayn Rynd?
A few months ago, self described "atheist libertarian feminist geek girl" Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey posts an interesting entry in her 'Bildungsroman' detailing how tired she is of being constantly hit upon by the male readers of her blog... especially when they don't live up to her high standards, which the liberatrian in Passey justifies with some rather... questionable statistics detailing her weight, beauty (based on HotorNot.com), education and masculine interests. Seriously, I have no idea how anyone could read about her totally-not-artificially-inflated-at-all stats without being overcome with hilarity pity awe-struck amazement at her sheer cheek lust? Certainly not her commenters-- some of whom actually laugh more with than at her!

In addition to beefing up her own ego, Passey tells men who can't live up to her high standards to either (and I quote) "lower [their] standards" and start dating "fat single mothers," "look in the developing world" for women desperate for green-cards, or "improve" themselves as much as she has over the years. Understandably, quite a few other feminists on the web weren't happy with her "feminist" suggestions.

Meanwhile another blog dedicates an entry on how Passey might not be quite as attractive as she portrays herself as being in her carefully photoshopped blog pictures.

However, in the end, Passey claims she comes off all the better for for having garnered a crazy amount of hits for the post in question. After all, as long as she's known, who *cares* how many people think she's a self-entitled twit that couldn't find her own arse with an atlas?

A twee bit old but still screamingly hilarious! Libertarianism + an overinflated sense of self-esteem will NEVER stop being funny, y'all.