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NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-10-21 17:27:00
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"Naturally, I was surprised by this note. Lee is clearly more unlikeable than I am."
I have to say that I love Lee Goldberg, if only for introducing me to Tod Goldberg.

From a mouse on [info]wank_report: Tod Goldberg vs. a Troll and his Internet Lawyers.
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[info]quettaser
2006-10-21 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Well, it's good to know what Jesus thinks:

I am observing this debate from heaven and I've even talked to the Holy Spirit and the Father about it. I want to clarifly something. I intended to say "Hate Thy Neighbor" but my throat was dry at the time because the water in Nazereth tasted like bad Tab. Also, as a point of clarification, at the Sermon on the Mount, I meant to say: "Blessed are the geeks, for they shall inherit the earth." Both of these adjustments need to be made. I've chosen Tod Goldberg's blog to spread the word to the faithful. It might change a few things down there but it's better to correct your mistakes than live with them, even if I am Divine. In any case, carry on, but I misspoke. Make Hate, not Love. Bless you all.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-23 09:49 pm UTC

[info]verpon
2006-10-21 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Should I tell him that the 80s called and the members of Slaughter want their hair back?

Hot damn, that just made my night.

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-10-22 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2006-10-23 02:13 pm UTC

[info]slwatson
2006-10-22 12:05 am UTC (link)
Oh, he's wonderful. Why can't his brother be anything like him?

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[info]brown_betty
2006-10-22 12:18 am UTC (link)
Man. How can Tod have a sense of humour and Lee be so humourless?

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(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-10-22 02:29 pm UTC

[info]rogue
2006-10-22 12:26 am UTC (link)
My favorite comment:

This will end well.

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[info]ladyrogue
2006-10-22 01:00 am UTC (link)
XD That was made of awesome.

You're an ugly. self-absorbed guy with a gift for hate.

Did this troll get lost and mean to email Lee?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-23 12:41 am UTC

[info]innsmouth_eyes
2006-10-22 01:45 am UTC (link)
Gotta love the subtle potshots he takes at Lee. I don't hate Lee, in fact I kind of like him, but Todd's kung-fu is better than Lee's kung-fu.

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(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2006-10-22 01:47 am UTC
I like this guy.
[info]zealot
2006-10-22 01:53 am UTC (link)
When I see the name Tod spelled with only one D, I am instantly reminded of Mom and Dad Save the World.

Oh, man. Neal's myspace. Ridiculous.

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Re: I like this guy. - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-22 07:24 am UTC
Re: I like this guy. - dracothelizard, 2006-10-22 01:16 pm UTC
Re: I like this guy. - [info]zealot, 2006-10-22 01:29 pm UTC
Re: I like this guy. - dracothelizard, 2006-10-22 01:31 pm UTC
Re: I like this guy. - [info]mcity, 2006-10-22 07:30 pm UTC

[info]daylightsparks
2006-10-22 01:56 am UTC (link)
I'm sad that you find me the most unlikable person online. That means you've never visited my brother's blog.

AHAHAHAHA.

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ealusaid
2006-10-22 02:56 am UTC (link)
Well, now we know who got all the brains in the family...

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[info]keri
2006-10-22 02:58 am UTC (link)
Are they really brothers? I can hardly believe it.

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[info]zee
2006-10-22 03:35 am UTC (link)
You know, I wasn't expecting to see Godwin's law invoked here, which just made it that much more of a pleasant surprise when it popped up unexpectedly.

You would be an incredibly successful female middle-school student.

This will end well.

The icon fodder is strong with this one. *skips off to Photoshop*

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(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2006-10-22 09:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2006-10-22 01:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2006-10-22 02:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-22 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2006-10-22 03:53 pm UTC
ahem? - [info]semirecluse, 2006-10-22 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-10-22 05:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zee, 2006-10-22 07:05 pm UTC

[info]sorchar
2006-10-22 04:01 am UTC (link)
I think Tod inherited all the awesome in his family, absolutely.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-10-22 02:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mirabellawotr, 2006-10-22 02:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-10-23 02:18 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2006-10-22 04:33 am UTC (link)
BEST. REPLY. TO HATE MAIL. EVER.

I mean, that is so many flavours of win that I'm just staring in awe. Take a BOW, Tod.

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[info]hallidae
2006-10-22 04:48 am UTC (link)
Tod is clearly the one in that family who is made of WIN and hilarious.

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Tod is made of Awesome, Win and WOOT! - [info]ebbrowning, 2006-10-23 11:46 pm UTC

[info]chibikaijuu
2006-10-22 06:27 am UTC (link)
That is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Godwin's AND Snacky's! And such wonderful snark.

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[info]semirecluse
2006-10-22 07:17 am UTC (link)
Will you hold me? Will you make the ugly things disappear? Will you? Will you, Neal?

I wait, Neal. Please don't say no.

*fangirls Tod*

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[info]benighted
2006-10-22 08:02 am UTC (link)
All right, I call dibs on Tod's internet babies.

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[info]elektra3
2006-10-22 09:34 am UTC (link)
Enjoy your slow-motion suicide.

Is that the kind of suicide where you fall on your sword in slo-mo?

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[info]kahteh
2006-10-22 10:19 am UTC (link)
That was truly a thing of beauty. Lee, why can't you be more like your brother?

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[info]issendai
2006-10-22 12:40 pm UTC (link)
There's the Lee... and the Anti-Lee. Has anyone read Tod's books? I feel the urge to try them now. Or possibly just to use them as Tod-substitutes in a night of sweet, sweet lovin'.

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-22 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Clearly, there was only enough Awesomeness and Win in that family's genetics for one person - and it all went to Tod. None to Lee.

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[info]puipui
2006-10-22 01:25 pm UTC (link)
But if you want me to stop questioning the actions of those who believe in a Zombie, then I will, Neal, I will.

♥ ♥ ♥

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(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-10-22 09:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-10-23 01:22 am UTC
Don't knock the 142nd fastest gun in the West.
[info]singe
2006-10-22 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Will you teach me how to write midnight letters to novelists who you stumble upon while searching for the lyrics to The Ballad Of Irving?

Well, Irving finally caught three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirling his gun around,
and butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!

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Re: Don't knock the 142nd fastest gun in the West. - [info]dark_puck, 2006-10-24 07:27 pm UTC
Re: Don't knock the 142nd fastest gun in the West. - [info]singe, 2006-10-24 11:14 pm UTC

[info]mirabellawotr
2006-10-22 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Hey, is this our Tod? It looks like a pretty good book.

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(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2006-10-22 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2006-10-22 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2006-10-23 02:38 am UTC
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